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[Jackie Blue]

Uwe Boll is the perfect person to do Metal Gear Solid movies because THE GAMES MAKE NO FUCKING SENSE AND HAVE RETARDED PLOTS.

There.  I said it.

[jeph]

Uwe Boll must never, ever stop.

Who else is qualified to do the inevitable QC movie adaptation?

[pilsner]

David Lynch.

[MrSteevo]

I'm sorry jeph, but he might be dead soon.
(He challenged Micheal Bay to a Boxing Match)

[Tom]

And Bay will inevitably use a giant transforming robot as his champion.

[Boro_Bandito]

I was under the impression that he was just going to take out wherever the match was being held with a giant comet.

[Surgoshan]

Who else is qualified to do the inevitable QC movie adaptation?

My mom, and she would leave the lens cap on.

[Tom]

I was under the impression that he was just going to take out wherever the match was being held with a giant comet.

I think we've both got the wrong impression but one thing for sure is that it will be epic yet inconsequential.

[KvP]

The AV Club has a few things on the movie. They gave it a C-, which is better than the F they gave the Dungeon Siege movie at least.

When I left the theater the projectionist came down and asked me what I thought of the film. I told him that I had expected something far worse and he abashedly confessed “The opening scene, you know, where the terrorists are arguing about the exact number of virgins they’ll receive in paradise, it’s almost, you know, kind of,” and then, measuring his words very carefully continued “mildly amusing”. This seemed to surprise him tremendously. Heck, it surprised me as well. This strange interaction summed up the whole experience of seeing Postal: Boll may not have made a movie that was, you know, good, or clever, but he certainly provided an utterly singular cinematic experience. You gotta give the guy that much.

[Ikrik]

.........why don't you people understand?  Uwe Boll is a REAL F*cking GENIUS.  He even said so.....so it must be true!  God...next thing you're going to say is that Michael Jackson touched those kids and that Kennedy was shot from the back......seriously people.  People like Eli Roth and Michael Bay are just stupid retards who make the same movie over and over again.  Michael Bay tried retorting....and now Boll has challenged him to a boxing match.......

but seriously guys...the man has the rights to Far Cry.....don't insult him TOO much or he'll get angry and actually direct a good film.