I saw it last night, and I'm really glad I didn't read this thread before I did. I'm very impressionable.
First off: To the people who think Johnny Depp just reprised his Jack Sparrow accent and body language... I don't know how else to say it besides "No he didn't?" Maybe you haven't seen Pirates recently. His Todd voice had less growl, less swing to it, as did his body language. He kept his shoulders taut, but not hunched, and his movements were just
different. They were cutting. I think he did a good job, if you're saying that his British accents weren't different enough for your liking that's fine. I mean, they're both British and that's good enough for me.
(B is for British, that's good enough for meeeee...)I hate Sondheim, I guess. I didn't like Into the Woods, and I didn't really like this music either. It wasn't bad, but it was too "I'm going to cram as many words as I can into a phrase because writing dialogue is somehow cheating."
I like the story. I mean, I saw the big Surprise coming from the first time "Mad Hettie"* approached Anthony outside the Judge's house (I'm trying not to spoil it for people who haven't seen it yet) but I still enjoyed the rest of the story. I do prefer a happy ending, but again, isn't the ending we got a classic Sondheim one? Man, I do not feel like I am expressing much of this properly. Please bear with me, I'm just hesitant commenting on musical things in general.
I kept forgetting to dislike Alan Rickman!

God help me, he could probably dropkick a baby and I'd still like him. As long as it wasn't my baby. I just love his voice. I liked everyone! I even had sympathy for Mrs. Lovett, yet I still was glad to see her go. I thought all the actors did well, and Johanna and Anthony made the best they could with what they were given. I also don't blame Johanna for her shitty singing voice. Did you see her nose?
Does she even have nostrils? Bitch can't breathe.
Man I sure did spend an hour reading the true story. Thanks a lot OP.
*Didn't she remind you of Mad Hettie from Sandman?