Okay, from the kirby confession.
"And times like this are why I love the Wii's virtual console more than just about any other online-enabled gaming feature. Yes I see you there XBox Live and Playstation Home; you're adequate, too, but, sorry, when it comes to reasons to hook a game console up to the web, trading homophobic slurs with a thirteen year old ritalin mule just can't hold a candle to mainlining pure, uncut happy into my eyeballs."
That line is made of win.