I'm thinking Dora dies, Marten goes crazy because Dora die and leaves the area, Faye and Raven leave to try and get Marten back, while they are gone, it is revealed that Sara wasn't actually eaten by Allusaurs, and she gets it on with Angus, causing Pizza Grl to break the Vespa Avenger out of jail, and with the help of the CIA agent that took away Pintsize's weapons, they destroy Sara, causing Angus to get so depressed he drinks a gallon of milk, killing him. Then Wil gets revenge by blowing up the Vespa Avenger, the CIA agent, and Pizza Girl with a thermonuclear bomb. Before Wil can do this, Steve's crazy girlfriend kidnaps him, but Wil overpowers Morgue Chick, Wil decides instead of just blowing up the CIA agent, Pizza Girl, and Vespa Avenger with the Thermonuclear bombs, he'll destroy anyone in the blast radius instead. Meanwhile, Faye and Raven end up getting so angry at each other, they kill themselves (Faye kills Raven and Raven kills Faye). This causes the Coffee of Doom to be shut down. Without the supply of Coffee and with Scott's complete and utter inability to direct traffic, car crashes become rapid one of which crushes Scott then sets him on fire, and one going straight into Faye's mother's house, killing Faye's mom and Faye's sister. Hannelore goes to her dad to get help, and her dad rushes downward with his spaceship, but loses control and crashes into Marten's mom's house. The Makeout Hobo gets AIDS and goes on a last minute sex rampage, ending with infecting another 10 females with AIDS, one of which looks a lot like Dora and flees into the woods, meeting Marten, who looks like her dead ex. They conclude that they are each other's dead ex's and that reality is playing a trick on them, but it just ends with Marten getting AIDS and the two dying.
Meanwhile, Wil is still attempting to avenge the death of Angus, but ends up misfiring and killing Steve. Out of remorse, the CIA agent, Vespa Avenger, and Pizza Girl all commit cyanide laced kool-aid suicide. Pintsize and Winstlow see the chaos, and attempt to sacrifice the Linux Anthro-PC, but the fumes from the sacrificial burnings just end up killing Amir and Natasha. The Tequila Monster takes pity on Tai and takes her to another dimension to be a student and learn the ways of helping those drunk on various forms of alcohol. The Tequila Monster takes Tai to a magical palace made of gold with fountains of every time of beer, wine, whisky, or other assorted alcoholic beverage to ever touch the lips of man, and enough gold to uncorrupt every poltician in the world. However, the Tequila Monster has made a dangerous, drunken mistake, he realizes that by taking a human into his realm, he has released a deadly computer virus, infecting Winslow and Pintsize turning them into killing machines, Tai tries to return to her own realm to stop the chaos, but is destroyed in the transition. The Tequila Monster then sees the impending doom of all mankind and redirects time so that when viewers click "Next" on the page of the last comic, they are re-directed to the first comic, thus creating the Matrix.
