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ForteBass

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Hey Guys!
« on: 09 May 2008, 06:18 »
It's somebody's birthday today.
Her name is




Wish her a happy birthday. Also do not post any of those cliché birthday images and shit things up.
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Re: Hey Guys!
« Reply #1 on: 09 May 2008, 07:07 »
Woo I am two decades old!
o/
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Quote from: Sam on 16 Dec 2008, 14:55
also, related to burning stuff: a friend threw up on a hot water heater once, the vomit steam burned her face. awesome!

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Re: Hey Guys!
« Reply #2 on: 09 May 2008, 07:25 »
\o

yay!
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Re: Hey Guys!
« Reply #3 on: 09 May 2008, 08:21 »
damnit. happy birthday.
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Re: Hey Guys!
« Reply #4 on: 09 May 2008, 08:29 »
Happy birthday! Did you know that you share a birthday with the following people?

Pierre Bouvier  (29)
Steve Yzerman  (43)
Tony Gwynn  (48)
Billy Joel  (59)
Candice Bergen  (62)
James L. Brooks  (68)
Albert Finney  (72)
Glenda Jackson  (72)
Mike Wallace  (90)
Howard Carter  (135)
John Brown  (208)

Hope you have a good birthday!
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Re: Hey Guys!
« Reply #5 on: 09 May 2008, 08:36 »
happy birthday!
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Re: Hey Guys!
« Reply #6 on: 09 May 2008, 08:36 »
Oh man, I'd love to share a birthday with Billy Joel (luckkkkyyyy!). Happy Birthday, but damnit you're 22 days older than me, not cool.
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Quote from: Alex C on 18 Mar 2009, 15:04
Yeah, I mean, "I won't kill and eat you if you won't kill and eat me" is typically a ground rule for social groups.

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Re: Hey Guys!
« Reply #7 on: 09 May 2008, 08:37 »
Party time!
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Re: Hey Guys!
« Reply #8 on: 09 May 2008, 09:16 »
Happy day of exit-from-your-mother's-vagina, RedWater1920'sEraWoman
« Last Edit: 09 May 2008, 12:43 by RedLion »
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Re: Hey Guys!
« Reply #9 on: 09 May 2008, 09:18 »
Happy birth!
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Re: Hey Guys!
« Reply #10 on: 09 May 2008, 09:29 »
Happy 20th! You're out of your teens and this is a good thing!
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Re: Hey Guys!
« Reply #11 on: 09 May 2008, 10:12 »
it's all downhill from here.
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Re: Hey Guys!
« Reply #12 on: 09 May 2008, 11:47 »
Quote from: RedLion on 09 May 2008, 09:16
Happy day of exit-from-your-mother's-vagina, edWater1920'sEraWoman

You forgot the part where her exit was naked, screaming, and covered in a red viscous fluid.
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Re: Hey Guys!
« Reply #13 on: 09 May 2008, 13:40 »
Merry Birthday Manda.
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Re: Hey Guys!
« Reply #14 on: 09 May 2008, 13:44 »
Happy 20th Red! Time to reminisce about the good ol' days.
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Ah, the good ol' days.
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Re: Hey Guys!
« Reply #15 on: 09 May 2008, 14:06 »
HAPPY

BIRTHDAY

HAPPY

YOU'RE GONNA DIE
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Re: Hey Guys!
« Reply #16 on: 09 May 2008, 14:46 »
Quote from: Anyways on 09 May 2008, 09:25
We are glad your parents had sex

That's more like it.
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Re: Hey Guys!
« Reply #17 on: 09 May 2008, 16:46 »
Happy Birthday Manda!  You have joined the big kid club now!
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Re: Hey Guys!
« Reply #18 on: 09 May 2008, 17:13 »
it seems to be a good day to have a birthday
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Re: Hey Guys!
« Reply #19 on: 09 May 2008, 18:32 »
Her mom probably pooped, too.  This is totally inappropriate cuz I really don't know Manda.

But hey Happy Birthday, you titian-haired amazon!
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Re: Hey Guys!
« Reply #20 on: 09 May 2008, 19:52 »
Quote from: Barmymoo on 09 May 2008, 08:29
Happy birthday! Did you know that you share a birthday with the following people?

Pierre Bouvier  (29)
Steve Yzerman  (43)
Tony Gwynn  (48)
Billy Joel  (59)
IRON 'FUCKIN' OXIDE (18)
Candice Bergen  (62)
James L. Brooks  (68)
Albert Finney  (72)
Glenda Jackson  (72)
Mike Wallace  (90)
Howard Carter  (135)
John Brown  (208)

Hope you have a good birthday!
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Re: Hey Guys!
« Reply #21 on: 10 May 2008, 00:30 »
I do not know you, but I believe it´s only appropriate to wish you happy birthday in any case.
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Re: Hey Guys!
« Reply #22 on: 10 May 2008, 01:32 »
Red, Iron! Happy birthdays!
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Re: Hey Guys!
« Reply #23 on: 11 May 2008, 19:11 »
Happy birthday, Manda!

also guys you totally forgot that she shares a birthday with Ghostface Killah.  This trumps fucking everybody else.
« Last Edit: 11 May 2008, 19:16 by SilentJ »
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i shotgunned a beer, made my facebook pic an american flag, and have been yelling "AMURIKA" all evening.

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Re: Hey Guys!
« Reply #24 on: 11 May 2008, 22:49 »
Steve Yzerman trumps Ghostface
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Re: Hey Guys!
« Reply #25 on: 12 May 2008, 05:11 »
Steve Yzerman wasn't in Wu-Tang.

Ghostface Killah wins.

EDIT: also retarded argument is retarded.  back to happy birthdays for manda.
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Quote from: sean on 01 May 2011, 22:01
i shotgunned a beer, made my facebook pic an american flag, and have been yelling "AMURIKA" all evening.

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Re: Hey Guys!
« Reply #26 on: 12 May 2008, 20:01 »
Happy birthday Manda!
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