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As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« on: 08 May 2008, 18:06 »

And nobody here decided to celebrate it. Yeah again, what do I need 1,000 posts before it happens?

Im going to wish myself a drunken happy birthday.
Wooooooooooooo

Get a blog, etc.

Yeah!
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"These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert to fleece the people, and now that they have got into a quarrel with themselves, we are called upon to appropriate the people's money to settle the quarrel." Lincoln in 1837

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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #1 on: 08 May 2008, 18:16 »

who are you?
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #2 on: 08 May 2008, 18:29 »

Oh, you poor thing.


Hey guys, guess whose birthday it is today! It's Adam's (IronOxide) birthday!



Happy Birthday Adam!
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #3 on: 08 May 2008, 22:41 »

Birthday threads went out of style.  Lots of people with more than a thousand posts haven't gotten them.  Do not feel sad!
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #4 on: 08 May 2008, 22:47 »

 Titty baby.
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #5 on: 09 May 2008, 04:11 »

And nobody here decided to celebrate it. Yeah again, what do I need 1,000 posts before it happens?

Im going to wish myself a drunken happy birthday.
Wooooooooooooo

Get a blog, etc.

Yeah!

In sober retrospect I should probably regret starting such a thread. But I dont, im worried turning 19 has turned me into a dick.
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #6 on: 09 May 2008, 04:21 »

It's not your fault, it seems to be an epidemic.
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #7 on: 09 May 2008, 04:56 »

What, becoming a dick, or turning 19?
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #8 on: 09 May 2008, 05:21 »

Goddamn it, everybody is turning 19 these days...
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #9 on: 09 May 2008, 05:26 »

Roman Polanski will be pleased.
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #10 on: 09 May 2008, 05:27 »

I feel bad because I bear Roman Polanski no ill will, he was just the first pederast that sprung to mind. Sorry Mr. Polanski. These are things you should probably think about before having sex with a minor.
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #11 on: 09 May 2008, 06:22 »

Hey man what the fuck do you think youre saying she swore she was twntyfive goddamning :-o
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #12 on: 09 May 2008, 06:54 »

I take it the Great Alt-Account Purge of '08 is officially over?
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #13 on: 09 May 2008, 07:23 »

Don't worry man, they'll get theirs when The Rapture comes.
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #14 on: 09 May 2008, 07:26 »

I wonder if any of my joke accounts are still active?

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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #15 on: 09 May 2008, 13:10 »

This one is still going strong!
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #16 on: 09 May 2008, 14:34 »

I wonder if any of my joke accounts are still active?

does this imply you have a serious account?
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #17 on: 09 May 2008, 15:53 »

I'm dazzled by your wit.

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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #18 on: 09 May 2008, 19:50 »

So dudes and dudettes, as Hannah pointed out, I am now 18.

Do I buy
1) Cigarettes
2) Porn
3) Lottery Tickets
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #19 on: 09 May 2008, 20:42 »

Uh...all of them?
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #20 on: 10 May 2008, 02:42 »

You come to the U.K and you buy everyone a pint.
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #21 on: 10 May 2008, 10:53 »

Cigarettes are smelly and you won't win the lottery so porn is probably the best investment.
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #22 on: 10 May 2008, 11:55 »

a gun
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #23 on: 10 May 2008, 17:29 »

buy lottery tickets, there is no reason you should have the internet and pay for porn. It's redundant, and I don't wish cancer on you so don't buy cigarettes.
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #24 on: 10 May 2008, 18:08 »

All the cool kids are getting cancer
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #25 on: 10 May 2008, 19:36 »

Cigarettes are smelly and you won't win the lottery so porn is probably the best investment.

You could probably find most of the stuff online for free.
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #26 on: 11 May 2008, 01:36 »

All the cool kids are getting cancer

I had cancer before it was fashionable.
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #27 on: 11 May 2008, 04:36 »

I hear they had to amputate your soul to remove it.
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #28 on: 11 May 2008, 06:21 »

 I said "The best investment" not "a good one".
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #29 on: 11 May 2008, 09:35 »

This thread has gone off on a rather interesting tangent.
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #30 on: 11 May 2008, 10:59 »

I hear they had to amputate your soul to remove it.

You might be right there. I mean, who knows? Maybe the 'soul' is a field of as yet undetected radiation that is dissipated by extensive radiotherapy treatment.

It also occurs to me that I might be sterile. To my knowledge I haven't knocked anyone up since I had treatment. I did before, obviously, but not once since.

Maybe we could have a competition of sorts. "Let's see if Tommy can Knock You Up 2008."
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #31 on: 11 May 2008, 12:00 »

That would explain why you're so old and boring.
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #32 on: 11 May 2008, 15:06 »

Oh, I don't know.  I was old and boring before I had cancer (which was when you were 2).  Radiotherapy is a real bore, though; but at least you don't lose the hair off your head because of it (unless that's where you have it, of course).

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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #33 on: 11 May 2008, 16:11 »

I lost some hair. Some of it on my head went white at the roots. Also, I pretty much shat blood for three months.

This is turning out to be a pretty cool thread, huh?
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #34 on: 11 May 2008, 18:20 »

I CANNOT POOP ZE CANCER OUT
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #35 on: 11 May 2008, 18:54 »

[pic]cake![/pic]
Happy Birthday Adam!

Did anybody else notice the wang candle?

I just noticed it myself.
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #36 on: 11 May 2008, 19:56 »

Genetically, there is a 78 percent I will develop some kind of cancer in my life, according to a rough estimate that my doctor, who was trained in genetics, ran.

Just thought I'd add some more cheer to this discussion.
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #37 on: 15 May 2008, 13:58 »

You guys are all kinds of cheerful. This is a brithday thread, didn't you read the title?

I heard somewhere that one in three people get a form of cancer in their lifetime, but many recover so we're not as doomed as it seems.
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #38 on: 15 May 2008, 14:52 »

Indeed, many recover - and I am cheerful about it, because I myself recovered 20 birthdays ago. 

As it happens, I also work for a cancer research group.

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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #39 on: 05 Jun 2008, 00:05 »

I turn 19 on sunday
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #40 on: 05 Jun 2008, 03:27 »

It's my unbirthday! Everybody party!
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #41 on: 05 Jun 2008, 04:23 »

Unbirthday? What does that mean? Are you going back in?
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #42 on: 05 Jun 2008, 04:30 »


*sings*
A veeeeeeery happy Unbirthday to you!
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #43 on: 05 Jun 2008, 09:02 »

Search 'unbirthing' on GIS for a happy birthday.
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #44 on: 05 Jun 2008, 23:23 »

My birthday is 12 days away. I am excited/scared. I'm turning 20. I'm not in school, and I work a shitty minimum wage paying job. The future is exciting!
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #45 on: 06 Jun 2008, 04:04 »

I kinda want to lock this, but I don't really want to be a party pooper.

I also kind of hope this stays alive until October the 8th so I can be all HAY GUYS YOU FORGOT ME TOO AND NOW I'M GOING TO BE A PAIN IN THE ARSE WAH WAH WAH.

So uh, I like kittens.
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #46 on: 06 Jun 2008, 04:45 »

I like kicking kittens, so did Hitler
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