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Luke C

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As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« on: 08 May 2008, 18:06 »

And nobody here decided to celebrate it. Yeah again, what do I need 1,000 posts before it happens?

Im going to wish myself a drunken happy birthday.
Wooooooooooooo

Get a blog, etc.

Yeah!
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"These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert to fleece the people, and now that they have got into a quarrel with themselves, we are called upon to appropriate the people's money to settle the quarrel." Lincoln in 1837

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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #1 on: 08 May 2008, 18:16 »

who are you?
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #2 on: 08 May 2008, 18:29 »

Oh, you poor thing.


Hey guys, guess whose birthday it is today! It's Adam's (IronOxide) birthday!



Happy Birthday Adam!
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #3 on: 08 May 2008, 22:41 »

Birthday threads went out of style.  Lots of people with more than a thousand posts haven't gotten them.  Do not feel sad!
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #4 on: 08 May 2008, 22:47 »

 Titty baby.
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #5 on: 09 May 2008, 04:11 »

And nobody here decided to celebrate it. Yeah again, what do I need 1,000 posts before it happens?

Im going to wish myself a drunken happy birthday.
Wooooooooooooo

Get a blog, etc.

Yeah!

In sober retrospect I should probably regret starting such a thread. But I dont, im worried turning 19 has turned me into a dick.
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"These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert to fleece the people, and now that they have got into a quarrel with themselves, we are called upon to appropriate the people's money to settle the quarrel." Lincoln in 1837

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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #6 on: 09 May 2008, 04:21 »

It's not your fault, it seems to be an epidemic.
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #7 on: 09 May 2008, 04:56 »

What, becoming a dick, or turning 19?
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #8 on: 09 May 2008, 05:21 »

Goddamn it, everybody is turning 19 these days...
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #9 on: 09 May 2008, 06:22 »

Hey man what the fuck do you think youre saying she swore she was twntyfive goddamning :-o
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #10 on: 09 May 2008, 06:54 »

I take it the Great Alt-Account Purge of '08 is officially over?
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #11 on: 09 May 2008, 07:23 »

Don't worry man, they'll get theirs when The Rapture comes.
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #12 on: 09 May 2008, 07:26 »

I wonder if any of my joke accounts are still active?

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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #13 on: 09 May 2008, 14:34 »

I wonder if any of my joke accounts are still active?

does this imply you have a serious account?
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #14 on: 09 May 2008, 15:53 »

I'm dazzled by your wit.

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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #15 on: 09 May 2008, 19:50 »

So dudes and dudettes, as Hannah pointed out, I am now 18.

Do I buy
1) Cigarettes
2) Porn
3) Lottery Tickets
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #16 on: 09 May 2008, 20:42 »

Uh...all of them?
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #17 on: 10 May 2008, 02:42 »

You come to the U.K and you buy everyone a pint.
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #18 on: 10 May 2008, 10:53 »

Cigarettes are smelly and you won't win the lottery so porn is probably the best investment.
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #19 on: 10 May 2008, 11:55 »

a gun
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #20 on: 10 May 2008, 17:29 »

buy lottery tickets, there is no reason you should have the internet and pay for porn. It's redundant, and I don't wish cancer on you so don't buy cigarettes.
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #21 on: 10 May 2008, 18:08 »

All the cool kids are getting cancer
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #22 on: 10 May 2008, 19:36 »

Cigarettes are smelly and you won't win the lottery so porn is probably the best investment.

You could probably find most of the stuff online for free.
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #23 on: 11 May 2008, 04:36 »

I hear they had to amputate your soul to remove it.
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #24 on: 11 May 2008, 06:21 »

 I said "The best investment" not "a good one".
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #25 on: 11 May 2008, 09:35 »

This thread has gone off on a rather interesting tangent.
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #26 on: 11 May 2008, 12:00 »

That would explain why you're so old and boring.
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #27 on: 11 May 2008, 15:06 »

Oh, I don't know.  I was old and boring before I had cancer (which was when you were 2).  Radiotherapy is a real bore, though; but at least you don't lose the hair off your head because of it (unless that's where you have it, of course).

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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #28 on: 11 May 2008, 18:20 »

I CANNOT POOP ZE CANCER OUT
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #29 on: 11 May 2008, 18:54 »

[pic]cake![/pic]
Happy Birthday Adam!

Did anybody else notice the wang candle?

I just noticed it myself.
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #30 on: 11 May 2008, 19:56 »

Genetically, there is a 78 percent I will develop some kind of cancer in my life, according to a rough estimate that my doctor, who was trained in genetics, ran.

Just thought I'd add some more cheer to this discussion.
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #31 on: 15 May 2008, 13:58 »

You guys are all kinds of cheerful. This is a brithday thread, didn't you read the title?

I heard somewhere that one in three people get a form of cancer in their lifetime, but many recover so we're not as doomed as it seems.
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #32 on: 15 May 2008, 14:52 »

Indeed, many recover - and I am cheerful about it, because I myself recovered 20 birthdays ago. 

As it happens, I also work for a cancer research group.

Paul
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #33 on: 05 Jun 2008, 00:05 »

I turn 19 on sunday
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #34 on: 05 Jun 2008, 03:27 »

It's my unbirthday! Everybody party!
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #35 on: 05 Jun 2008, 04:23 »

Unbirthday? What does that mean? Are you going back in?
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #36 on: 05 Jun 2008, 04:30 »


*sings*
A veeeeeeery happy Unbirthday to you!
(to me?)
Yes you!
(oh, me!)
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #37 on: 05 Jun 2008, 09:02 »

Search 'unbirthing' on GIS for a happy birthday.
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #38 on: 05 Jun 2008, 23:23 »

My birthday is 12 days away. I am excited/scared. I'm turning 20. I'm not in school, and I work a shitty minimum wage paying job. The future is exciting!
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #39 on: 06 Jun 2008, 04:04 »

I kinda want to lock this, but I don't really want to be a party pooper.

I also kind of hope this stays alive until October the 8th so I can be all HAY GUYS YOU FORGOT ME TOO AND NOW I'M GOING TO BE A PAIN IN THE ARSE WAH WAH WAH.

So uh, I like kittens.
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Re: As it was my brithday on the 8th...
« Reply #40 on: 06 Jun 2008, 04:45 »

I like kicking kittens, so did Hitler
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