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I need help!!
« on: 22 May 2008, 06:59 »

It's just dawned on me that I'm getting old. I've left school now and trying to find a job. Oh god I'm having to grow up.

Any advice on how to cope????????
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Re: I need help!!
« Reply #1 on: 22 May 2008, 07:09 »

Learn to suck dick really really well.
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Re: I need help!!
« Reply #2 on: 22 May 2008, 07:09 »

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Re: I need help!!
« Reply #3 on: 22 May 2008, 07:10 »

Suck the next 8 cocks he sees?
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Re: I need help!!
« Reply #4 on: 22 May 2008, 07:12 »

Drugssssssss.
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Re: I need help!!
« Reply #5 on: 22 May 2008, 07:13 »

You'll be fine. Just stock up on diapers.
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« Reply #6 on: 22 May 2008, 07:14 »

Run away and join the circus.
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Re: I need help!!
« Reply #7 on: 22 May 2008, 07:17 »

This is a tough one. There's no easy answer and it's going to take a long time to work out. I'm still working it out several years later, so don't worry if the big wide world seems overwhelming at the moment. It's not like a switch you can flick, it's a very gradual ascent into adulthood. I can only give you some very general advice, most of which will be pretty obvious.

It's lame but the quality of your character and your conduct is basically the most important thing at this stage. Treat other people how you'd like to be treated. Remember that the expectations of other people do not dictate how successful your life is or will be. The common misconception that there is a point whereby your life can be considered a 'success' but it's usually an arbitrary criteria relayed via popular culture or the expectations of those around you. Start small and work your way forward at your own pace. The point isn't to be rich or famous or better than anyone else, the point is that you are happy and hopefully you make other people happy.
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Re: I need help!!
« Reply #8 on: 22 May 2008, 07:19 »

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Re: I need help!!
« Reply #9 on: 22 May 2008, 07:21 »

What.  Tommy, why so serious?
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« Reply #10 on: 22 May 2008, 07:24 »

There is no such thing as "grown up". Just "less irritating than everyone else".

That's actually a serious comment, however flip it sounds. Plenty of people I know consider themselves grown up because they're now eighteen and have a car and a job. But they are still stupid, horrible people who find it amusing to upset other people. That's not being grown up.

Also, remember: you should ignore our advice because you are now a grown up. This is the most important one, but if you follow it then you are contradicting it. Oh noes a paradox!
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« Reply #12 on: 22 May 2008, 07:29 »

I don't get it, but somehow it still makes me happy.
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Re: I need help!!
« Reply #13 on: 22 May 2008, 07:30 »

I will be done with school in June and have to get a real job, but I WILL NEVER GROW UP.
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Re: I need help!!
« Reply #14 on: 22 May 2008, 07:36 »

ITT: linds becomes Peter Pan.

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Re: I need help!!
« Reply #15 on: 22 May 2008, 08:01 »

Learn to suck dick really really well.

I can vouch for this
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« Reply #16 on: 22 May 2008, 08:03 »

What.  Tommy, why so serious?

I'm dying.
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« Reply #17 on: 22 May 2008, 08:05 »

Eventually.

Give it sixty years or so.
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Re: I need help!!
« Reply #18 on: 22 May 2008, 08:09 »

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Re: I need help!!
« Reply #19 on: 22 May 2008, 08:11 »

I need somebody
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Re: I need help!!
« Reply #20 on: 22 May 2008, 08:30 »

Not just anybody.
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Re: I need help!!
« Reply #21 on: 22 May 2008, 08:40 »

These days I am Twenty-Three! It is a large number by my reasonings. I try to forget about it completely and do my lazy slacker uneducated bum of a job and enjoy every day of it!
I guess if you have to do some kind of proper job it will be tricky to remain footloose and fancy free. Education brings you down! Raargh!

Excuse me, sorry, it's far too late and I shouldn't say these things. Oh well.
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Re: I need help!!
« Reply #22 on: 22 May 2008, 09:37 »

Give it sixty years or so.



Closer to 30, actually.
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« Reply #23 on: 22 May 2008, 09:44 »

I'm surprised he's still here to be honest. I give him a few more months, tops.
Odds are on Tommy to be the next forumer to croak! Any takers?
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Re: I need help!!
« Reply #24 on: 22 May 2008, 10:24 »

ITT: linds becomes Peter Pan.

Hell yes. I could fly around in tights and fight pirates.
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Re: I need help!!
« Reply #25 on: 22 May 2008, 12:31 »

Peter Pan doesn't fight lumberjacks though
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« Reply #26 on: 22 May 2008, 14:09 »

Peter Pan doesn't fight lumberjacks

I would see this band.

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Re: I need help!!
« Reply #27 on: 22 May 2008, 14:12 »

Move back in with your family and mooch off them until they kick you out.
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« Reply #28 on: 22 May 2008, 14:41 »

So basically be a ninja, then.

I am not a ninja! Pirates fight other pirates, too, you know! Besides, how emasculated would a ninja feel if they had to wear tights?
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Re: I need help!!
« Reply #29 on: 22 May 2008, 14:52 »

I honestly thought ninjas wore tights?
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« Reply #30 on: 22 May 2008, 15:27 »



Tights.



Not tights.

And I don't want to be a ninja. I want to get drunk off of rum on a tropical island whilst looking for treasure. And flying around in tights.
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« Reply #31 on: 22 May 2008, 15:32 »

Either way, they are pretending to be ninjas and they are not wearing tights. Unless you're in Sherwood Forest and singing a merry tune or you don't want to grow up and fly, you probably aren't the tights wearing kind of guy.
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« Reply #32 on: 22 May 2008, 16:01 »

Guy wears tights in Nottingham and he's rootin' for a shootin'.
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« Reply #33 on: 22 May 2008, 16:03 »

Those guys are six ninjas.
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« Reply #34 on: 22 May 2008, 16:11 »

Yay!
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« Reply #35 on: 22 May 2008, 16:16 »

I wish this thread was about the Beatles again
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Re: I need help!!
« Reply #36 on: 22 May 2008, 16:18 »

WE'RE MEN

WE'RE MEN IN TIGHTS

TIGHT TIGHTS!
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Re: I need help!!
« Reply #37 on: 22 May 2008, 16:27 »

Help!
I need somebody!
Help!
Not just anybody.
Help!
You know I need someone...
HEEEEEEEELLLLP!

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these days are gone and I'm not so self assured.
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down.
And I do appreciate you being 'round.
Help me get my feet back on the ground.
Won't you PLEASE please help me?
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« Reply #38 on: 22 May 2008, 16:30 »

And now my life has changed in oh so many ways,
My independence seems to vanish in the haze.
But every now and then I feel so insecure,
I know that I just need you like I've never done before.

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being 'round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you PLEASE please help me?
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« Reply #39 on: 22 May 2008, 16:38 »

Dear Jens, won't you come out to play?
Dear Jens, greet the brand new day.
The sun is up, the sky is blue
It's beautiful and so are you.
Dear Jens won't you come out to play?

Dear Jens open up your eyes.
Dear Jens see the sunny skies.
The wind is low the birds will sing
That you are part of everything.
Dear Jens won't you open up your eyes?
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« Reply #40 on: 22 May 2008, 16:44 »

In the town where I was born,
Lived a man who sailed to sea,
And he told us of his life,
In the land of submarines,

So we sailed on to the sun,
Till we found a sea of green,
And we lived beneath the waves,
In our yellow submarine,

We all live in a yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine,
We all live in a yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine.

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Re: I need help!!
« Reply #41 on: 22 May 2008, 18:04 »

And we're done here.
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