the duck-billed, egg-laying, poison-footed mammal niche
Everybody on this forum is a stalker.
Also I would like to point out that the combination of Sailor Moon and faux-Kerouac / Sonic Youth spelling is perhaps the purest distillation of what this forum is that we have yet been presented with.
The internet is ruining me.
Liz is touching me.
Fuck you, I want him so bad.
...I dunno. He's still pretty darn cute. Kinda hard to fear something that makes me go all gooey.
Once I got drunk and threw up in the vegetable drawer of an old disused fridge while dressed as a cat
You know what else makes you gooey? The poison in his feet.
With cake ownership set to C and cake consumption set to K, then C + K = 0. So indeed as one consumes a cake, one simultaneously deprives oneself of cake ownership.