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[Static]

something must be done!

[DoubleAW]

I'll get the shotgun.

[MrSteevo]

I'll fill you in on something.

Jeph Jacques isn't a real person, just a bird that can type.

[waterloosunset]

damn it! it's all part of a big conspiracy...time to go       

[bicostp]

I'll get the shotgun.

I already tried that, but missed three times. Someone's been playing with the shotgun's sights again.

Missing wouldn't have been so bad if that damn dog hadn't popped up from behind the thread panel and started laughing at me.

[Border Reiver]

Missed three times!!!????!!!

May I suggest getting rid of the slug barrel and changing over to a skeet barrel?  Perhaps switching to no.9 shot might help as well.

Or we could just leave the little birdie alone.  Eventually, it will fly away - into the fine net allowing you to club it into submission.

[Static]

in my experience, the only place that bird is flying is the bridge of your nose.  No doubt positioning himself to administer a hearty skullfucking.