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Author Topic: Proof of Pizzagirl and Penelope being one and the same?  (Read 11277 times)

Dav1d

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Ok, I was browsing the Posters section, and, I found this, very nice poster. http://www.questionablecontent.net/images/18x24large.png
Notice that there is Pizzagirl, but no Penelope, even though she works at Coffee Of Doom..
Is this the very creator of the comic's subconscious mind trying to reveal the origins of Pizzagirl?
Not likely.
But it makes for a good discussion..
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Actually, from the looks of it that predates Penelope. So no.
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Steve is still with Ellen.  Penelope didn't start working there until after they broke up.
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It was established back somewhere between comics #500-530 that Pizzagirl was actually Marten and Dora's daughter. She time-traveled back to her parents time to ensure that Dora and Marten hooked up and would produce her. Once her job was done, she traveled back an additional 20 years, changed her name and eventually became Hannelore's mother. That's why she's been so willing to help Marten and Dora out-- anything for the parents.
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The whole thing with Pizzagirl and Penelope maybe or maybe not being the same person was quite interesting for a while, but it seems to have been dropped in favor of other storylines.  Maybe Jeph just got bored with it, or didn't know where to go with it, or just didn't care (which I guess is the same as getting bored with it).  I for one would've liked to have seen a follow-up, but alas, we are left with naught but speculation.
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It was established back somewhere between comics #500-530 that Pizzagirl was actually Marten and Dora's daughter. She time-traveled back to her parents time to ensure that Dora and Marten hooked up and would produce her. Once her job was done, she traveled back an additional 20 years, changed her name and eventually became Hannelore's mother. That's why she's been so willing to help Marten and Dora out-- anything for the parents.

Love it, but...two brunettes produced a blond daughter? (Don't say it's dyed, that's too easy.)  In the process, Hannelore's DNA was somehow substituted for Marten and Dora's. Hannelore is her own grandmother.

And Sara is Pizza Girl. Penelope gives her an alibi because she owes her a debt that can never be repaid.
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It was established back somewhere between comics #500-530 that Pizzagirl was actually Marten and Dora's daughter. She time-traveled back to her parents time to ensure that Dora and Marten hooked up and would produce her. Once her job was done, she traveled back an additional 20 years, changed her name and eventually became Hannelore's mother. That's why she's been so willing to help Marten and Dora out-- anything for the parents.

Love it, but...two brunettes produced a blond daughter? (Don't say it's dyed, that's too easy.) 

Sorry, but "it's dyed" is the official answer.  Dora's a platinum blond who dyed her hair black to go goth, remember?
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It was established back somewhere between comics #500-530 that Pizzagirl was actually Marten and Dora's daughter. She time-traveled back to her parents time to ensure that Dora and Marten hooked up and would produce her. Once her job was done, she traveled back an additional 20 years, changed her name and eventually became Hannelore's mother. That's why she's been so willing to help Marten and Dora out-- anything for the parents.

Ay carumba! That's a twisted mind you have there  :-)
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Two brunettes-->Blonde is possible, if they both have a recessive.
Two blondes--->Brunette is not, though.

That's beside the point anyways, because the smart people remember that Dora dyes her hair. And have mentioned it before. Because they remember. Yeah.
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It was established back somewhere between comics #500-530 that Pizzagirl was actually Marten and Dora's daughter. She time-traveled back to her parents time to ensure that Dora and Marten hooked up and would produce her. Once her job was done, she traveled back an additional 20 years, changed her name and eventually became Hannelore's mother. That's why she's been so willing to help Marten and Dora out-- anything for the parents.

Love it, but...two brunettes produced a blond daughter? (Don't say it's dyed, that's too easy.) 

Sorry, but "it's dyed" is the official answer.  Dora's a platinum blond who dyed her hair black to go goth, remember?

Oh crap, forgot all about that.

That's beside the point anyways, because the smart people remember that Dora dyes her hair. And have mentioned it before. Because they remember. Yeah.

Oh, give me a break. :wink:
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Re: Proof of Pizzagirl and Penelope being one and the same?
« Reply #10 on: 30 May 2008, 02:38 »

ACTUAL smart people realize that it's Faye's dad.
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Re: Proof of Pizzagirl and Penelope being one and the same?
« Reply #11 on: 01 Jun 2008, 20:54 »

At this point I'd be surprised she actually were Pizza Girl.  Penelope is one of those people who's too frustrated about being judged against the standards of the kind of people  she abhors to give any kind of ground in regard to skin-displays and sexual teasing to anyone she isn't absolutely sure respects her for who she is.
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Re: Proof of Pizzagirl and Penelope being one and the same?
« Reply #12 on: 01 Jun 2008, 22:00 »

At this point I'd be surprised she actually were Pizza Girl.  Penelope is one of those people who's too frustrated about being judged against the standards of the kind of people  she abhors to give any kind of ground in regard to skin-displays and sexual teasing to anyone she isn't absolutely sure respects her for who she is.
Or maybe that's just what she wants you to think! That's like saying "I'd be surprised if Clark Kent was Superman because he's such a wuss."
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Re: Proof of Pizzagirl and Penelope being one and the same?
« Reply #13 on: 01 Jun 2008, 22:17 »

Jesus Christ, you people.
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Re: Proof of Pizzagirl and Penelope being one and the same?
« Reply #14 on: 02 Jun 2008, 09:31 »

Pizza Girl is Jesus? It all makes so much sense now!
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Re: Proof of Pizzagirl and Penelope being one and the same?
« Reply #15 on: 02 Jun 2008, 17:12 »

No, Pizza Girl is His wife....
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Re: Proof of Pizzagirl and Penelope being one and the same?
« Reply #16 on: 02 Jun 2008, 21:24 »

Is it just me, or do most General Discussion topics read like a tabloid paper? 

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Re: Proof of Pizzagirl and Penelope being one and the same?
« Reply #17 on: 02 Jun 2008, 21:52 »

could be worse, ever saw 4chan?
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Re: Proof of Pizzagirl and Penelope being one and the same?
« Reply #18 on: 02 Jun 2008, 23:30 »

No. No one has ever seen 4chan. Please describe it in loving detail.
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Re: Proof of Pizzagirl and Penelope being one and the same?
« Reply #19 on: 03 Jun 2008, 04:06 »

Is it just me, or do most General Discussion topics read like a tabloid paper? 



You say that like it's a bad thing.
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Re: Proof of Pizzagirl and Penelope being one and the same?
« Reply #20 on: 03 Jun 2008, 14:34 »

No. No one has ever seen 4chan. Please describe it in loving detail.

teh ghey buttsecks!!!!!!!!!11111 OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!1111oneoneoneone

need I say more?
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Re: Proof of Pizzagirl and Penelope being one and the same?
« Reply #21 on: 03 Jun 2008, 16:51 »

I'd ask for a translation, but I' couldn't bring myself to care.
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Re: Proof of Pizzagirl and Penelope being one and the same?
« Reply #22 on: 03 Jun 2008, 18:06 »

TRANSLATION: Dear me, there appears to be homosexual erotica on this photo server's front page!
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