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Author Topic: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL  (Read 309944 times)

Drill King

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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #3250 on: 19 Jun 2008, 14:18 »

Okay, I know we have a thread for this but I'm so darn proud of it :3

I modified this shirt from and XXXL men's tshirt



Yay :D
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #3251 on: 19 Jun 2008, 14:27 »

That is really well done, I like the matching of the buttons to the colors on the shirt.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #3252 on: 19 Jun 2008, 16:05 »

They really know how to put women together in Canada.

There were about six re-writes of this post.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #3253 on: 19 Jun 2008, 17:00 »

Tommy had time to rewrite that post six times because there's apparently nothing better to do in Tronno.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #3254 on: 19 Jun 2008, 17:04 »

YEAH TOMMY IF WOMEN ARE SO WELL PUT TOGETHER WHY DON'T YOU COME TO NOVA SCOTIA AND BRING ME TO TRONNO

Also, I told you canuck ladies are nice.

And my shirt is nice, you should have said that. Pervo.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #3255 on: 19 Jun 2008, 17:27 »

Drill King's Shirt,

And Drill King herself,
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #3256 on: 20 Jun 2008, 00:14 »

I wasn't aware that girls needed to be assembled.

Putting this thread to bed for a while.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #3257 on: 20 Jun 2008, 23:00 »

I wasn't aware that girls needed to be assembled.

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BRIDE AND GROOM LIE HIDDEN FOR THREE DAYS

She gives him his eyes, she found them
Among some rubble, among some beetles

He gives her her skin
He just seemed to pull it down out of the air and lay it over her
She weeps with fearfulness and astonishment

She has found his hands for him, and fitted them freshly at the wrists
They are amazed at themselves, they go feeling all over her

He has assembled her spine, he cleaned each piece carefully
And sets them in perfect order
A superhuman puzzle but he is inspired
She leans back twisting this way and that, using it and laughing, incredulous

Now she has brought his feet, she is connecting them
So that his whole body lights up

And he has fashioned her new hips
With all fittings complete and with newly wound coils, all shiningly oiled
He is polishing every part, he himself can hardly believe it

They keep taking each other to the sun, they find they can easily
To test each new thing at each new step

And now she smooths over him the plates of his skull
So that the joints are invisible
And now he connects her throat, her breasts and the pit of her stomach
With a single wire

She gives him his teeth, tying their roots to the centrepin of his body

He sets the little circlets on her fingertips

She stitches his body here and there with steely purple silk

He oils the delicate cogs of her mouth

She inlays with deep-cut scrolls the nape of his neck

He sinks into place the inside of her thighs

So, gasping with joy, with cries of wonderment
Like two gods of mud
Sprawling in the dirt, but with infinite care

They bring each other to perfection.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #3258 on: 21 Jun 2008, 00:07 »

See also:     That bizarre remake of The Stepford Wives where the women were robots.
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