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Got my economic stimulus today!  Woooo!!!  I have it spent in my head on my trip to San Diego.  See?  I'm putting it back into the economy!  Go me!
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Patrick, is it the Nathan I met? Shit sounds harsh. How is he now?

Rachel, are you coming for Comic-Con?
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Hey blog thread,

Today I started my new job in the liquor department, from before working in the grocery department, at the supermarket I've been working at for a year and a half now. Yaaaaaay for an increased pay and the occasional free alcohol.
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So you're bumming, too? How's that working out?

Well, technically it's not bumming in my situation. My family friends/bosses/landlords had promised me a room in the apartment they rent out, and I'd have been paying rent. But they wound up moving an entire family of 5 and 3 Romanian college kids in the upstairs rooms where I'd have been staying, and basically they were like, "Well, shit. We changed your diapers and are practically your godparents. We have a spare room and bed, so you can be in r hous, eetin r f00dz and pay no rent or grocery stuff for the summer. We can't really leave you hanging." So it's just a long extended stay with people I've known my whole life.

Fear clogged dreads,

Today my copy of volume 5 of Death Note came! It was boxed with a cool Misa figurine. Pretty cool. I know that there's a figurine of L, and it'd be retarded for them not to have ones of Ryuk and Light, so hopefully when I eventually order volumes 1-4, they'll show up. We'll see.

The Sitka Fine Arts Camp has started doing one-hour shows featuring the stuff that the camp members and staff have come up with over the last couple of weeks. I went to the first one today, it was pretty cool! I discovered that I am not, in fact, the best drummer in town (although I am definitely second place in comparison to the others I've heard). And I discovered that there's a non-shitty bassist in town, too! Oh, the things you learn when you leave your house/job for longer than an hour at a time!
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Got my economic stimulus today!  Woooo!!!

ah geez not you too. I keep hearing people talking about the economic stimulus checks, like one small windfall will make any difference in their life.

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Rachel, are you coming for Comic-Con?

We're not, too early.

We're heading out there the first full week of October cause Rachel wants to see a football game.
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Salutations Captain Blogorama,

On Monday I found out that as a city employee I have free access to the recreation center on the old military base.

The old base is pretty damn cool and the rec center has a decent weight room.

So it looks like I can work out for free, which is nice.

I cooked a 5 pound Turkey breast last night using onion style Ms. Dash and olive oil.  It turned out pretty good.  I saved some money by doing this instead of buying deli cuts which have too much salt.
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Dear Blog Thread,

Yesterday I stood in line for an hour and a half to get tickets to see a speech by Obama which is tomorrow. Unfortunately for me, it was 93 degrees and I got a really bad sunburn. Then I went to a bar, a baseball game and a bar with a boy which turned out well.

At one of the bars, I had a drink called a Lunchbox, which made me smile. It was delicious.

Sincerely,
Brittany
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Today I got to write the sentence "The patient was told not to get in any more knife fights, and not to pull his earlobe." in a serious medical document, and I couldn't stop giggling for like 5 minutes. My boring ass job makes little things funny, and it makes me appreciate intern doctors who say stuff like "The patient was drunk and decided to ride her bike home. Obviously did not wear a helmet. She fell on her face, of course." instead of "Patient rode a bike while inebriated and tipped over.".

And kids need to stop falling off of trampolines and breaking their legs! What happened to the good old fractured distal radius from falling off of your bike or breaking your leg while playing, say, football/soccer?
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The patient was told not to get in any more knife fights

Damn doctors are a bunch of Nazis.

Knife fighting is perfectly safe if you know how to catch the other guy's blade with your off forearm.

Another great American past time being labeled as "unhealthy".
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It is not so safe when the other guy almost cuts off your earlobe with his knife! That is one badass injury to have after a knife fight.
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It is not so safe when the other guy almost cuts off your earlobe with his knife! That is one badass injury to have after a knife fight.

It's gotta be painful.

But considering other injuries that could have happened in that general bodily area I am sure that the guy was lucky to only get tagged in the earlobe.
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So tired, so very very tired. Also: 6 year olds are like the cutest shit!
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6 year olds are like the cutest shit!
6 year olds are like the cutest shit!
6 year olds are like the cutest shit!
6 year olds are like the cutest shit!
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Door Bog Lead,

I am going to make this really short, but hopefully it makes sense. Monday I rescued someone's smart phone, so she promised to buy me a thank you present in the form of a chocolate bar. Yesterday, she was in cleaning out her studio, so she said she would buy one before she left and bring it in to the office. Well, one of my friends called me and asked if I wanted to go out to lunch, so I locked the office and putting a note on the door saying I'd be back at 12. I got back a little later than expected, but I took down the note and went back to working. The friend who invited me to lunch stayed in the office with me, because she didn't really have to work in her office, as her work phone is her cell phone. A little later, the person who's phone I saved came in asking if I'd gotten her present, which I had not. She said she had taped a bag of candy to the door with a note on it. After looking around for it in the office to make sure no one had brought it in for me, we concluded it was stolen. She walked across the hall to where a prof and a student were talking asking if they had seen it. Lo and behold, the student had taken it, claiming she had thought it was "old", even though it was clearly addressed to someone (me) and a note on the door said someone (me) would be back after lunch. This really angered the person who had wanted to give this to me, so later she called the professor asking for the name of the person she had talked to earlier. Well, the professor got offended for no reason, refused to give her the name, and then came over to my office and started complaining to me. So of course I was absolutely no help to her, because I thought she was being stupid.

TL;DR, people who steal inane shit that obviously is intended for someone annoy the crap out of me. The only time I think taking things in this school is appropriate is if it's in the trash (people throw really dumb stuff away and you can get free supplies this way) or when it's in a pile that has a sign "Take me, free stuff" over it.

Also, you do not take a woman's chocolate. She will not take it lightly.
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You are cool for rescuing someone's phone.
The student is an ass for taking your chocolate.  Not cool.
The professor is an ass for getting offended and complaining to you, although I wouldn't expect him to give up the student's contact info.
People who steal suck.  No exceptions.
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Dang, that's a sweet bass.
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Data Glob Herder,

I need a job.

Give me my old job back, kthx.
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Hmmm, Squawk I think this is one of those situations we discussed where it would be prudent to physically assault your brother.

I honestly believe it's warranted in this case. Scratch, pull hair, bite, whatever it is you feel the situation calls for.
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Dear Blog Thread,

I have taken your Lunchbox. There is no ransom, I will not be giving her back.

Cheers!
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I think we can all agree that this brother has got to be hurting in some way tonight.
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dear blog thread,

my new job is not all that great and i kind of want to just say fuck it and go to grad school in seattle. except i can't afford grad school in seattle. and i don't know what i want to study, anyways. but i rocked the GRE and need to use it before my score expires. i don't want to memorize all that vocab again. wahhhhh.

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Hey Blog Thread,

There is nowhere to get a proper latte in Squamish, BC. And don't even say that word that starts with "S" and ends in "tarbucks."
Don't even go there.
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To be fair, LA traffic is always shitty and tomorrow is a holiday so it'd be even worse than usual. Still, who'd miss out on braving shitty traffic and heading into the city to go see two excellent bands you've never heard of (i have, he hasn't) rock the fuck out for a good price, when all you've done this week is sleep and play Nintendo? Arhgrhgrgbrhgrg whatever.
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Argh Argh Argh,

OK, stressing, as usual about school.

Just when I think I'm finally getting my shit together and I'd organised everything I needed to organise with regards to doing my assignments, the band I was supposed to be recording for THE MOST IMPORTANT ASSIGNMENT IN THE ENTIRE COURSE tells me that they can't record because the singer is out of town, and he only gets back the week before it is due. It's basically impossible to record and mix 2 songs in a week, particularly when everybody else will be clamoring for studio time in that week as well in the rush to get shit handed in, so now I have to either find a new band/ attempt to get an extension on the assignment/ both. Today was the first day where I'd felt like I was ahead of the curve and I might actually be OK in fucking months, and now it's all up in the air again.

So, anybody here in a band wanna fly to Perth for some free recording time?

In other news, I should hopefully be getting a decent amount of money back from the tax-man this year, and I'm agonising over whether to:
a) Hold on to it since I've basically been broke for 6 months, and every time I manage to get a little bit saved up my car breaks down/ I get hit by a huge bill/ some other shit
b) Pay off some of my debt that I owe to my parents (it's about $20k, but they really don't care if I take forever to pay it off, particularly while I'm still studying, which is nice)
c) Be impulsive and selfish and buy a couple of turntables, a mixer, and a big pile of records/ Serato in keeping with my new year's resolution of learning how to DJ.
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You don't need studio time! or time at all to record a band! You can have it done in an afternoon. Just get one of these:



Dear Rollins Band

Today is America day. I'm celebrating by seeing a bunch of hardcore bands. It will be hella boss!
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Dearest Blog Thread,

Today I signed into my MySpace account to find this gem of a message waiting for me:

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Your profile is really great...Well my name is Gabriel Alex.I want to make friends with people thats why i message you..Can we know ourselves better now if you don't mind...Kindly get back to me soonest...If you have a yahoo im id..i guess that will be great then..My id is [email protected] online with me and lets chat now...I'm online now..Thanks.

Hope to read from you soonest...........

So naturally, while I was both laughing and creeped out, I decided to check out his profile. This is his "Who I'd Like to Meet" section:

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I'll like to meet someone who is very honest and trust worthy and caring in life to be with me and ready to have children for me..I don't care any marrital status you fall into okay...chat with me at [email protected] and identify urself..Hope to chat with new friends here..Thanks

Looks like I've found myself the perfect man. I doubt you will hear from me much ever again. It's been great knowing you, Internet, but my man awaits me.
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Dear Blog Thread,

Last night was the first time I have ever gotten drunk.  Apparently, I am a natural at beer pong.

I had lots of fun.

<3
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Hex was spoiled for me in the mid 1970s when I had to program a machine controlling a medical analyser in machine code (not assembler - actual binary, hand crafted), but the machine's hardware loader used b-g instead of a-f.  After six months of writing that, I've never been able to use hex properly again.
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I am so confused what are you people doing?
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You don't need studio time! or time at all to record a band! You can have it done in an afternoon. Just get one of these:

Yes but my assesment requires it to be recorded in a certain studio on certain equipment, and also not sounding like I was recording cardboard boxes being beaten in a whale's vagina.
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 I bit my fucking tongue yesterday playing hoops! It hurt so bad, and still kind of hurts and is swollen! But not as bad as last night. Also I didn't have any proper undershorts to wear yesterday so I had to wear my g-string all day. The only reason is that my scrotum hanging down without any kind of undergarment is usually bad news for me.  [/BLOG]
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I didn't have any proper undershorts to wear yesterday so I had to wear my g-string all day.

I had to wear my g-string all day.

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Du Bist Thread,

Last night I went to a 4th of July party and fun was had. We grilled out, blew up some fireworks, and played lots of games. I also learned that I actually can play drums for Rock Band. I am not completely rhythmically challenged like I thought! Also we broke our tradition of having the fireworks shoot off in the wrong direction, hit someone, and then bounce around in the garage.
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Dear John Blog Thread,

I made slaw dogs yesterday for the 4th of July.  (I made the mistake of watching the hot dog program on PBS)  I also made some with tomatoes and pickles and "victory cabbage".

I was disappointed in the selection of frankfurters in NE NYS.  They sell nothing that comes close to Rochester zweigle's white hots.

They had some decent natural casing dogs called Glasiers (sp?) made in Potsdam.

Then when I got back to my apartment I found out that my apartment had been invaded/infested by bugs from the dirty apartment next door.

No exterminators could be called because it was a holiday so I went to the store for some pest killin' supplies.  Not one damn store near me was open so I had to drive to Kmart.

I forgot to wear my seat belt so of course a cop pulled me over and proceeded to go over EVERYTHING with a fine toothed comb trying to get me for something other than the seat belt violation.  He even checked out all my f'ing tags.  He asked me like 4 different ways if I had been drinking.  "Oh not even anything with your meal tonight sir?"

I haven't drank in like 3 years so this kinda pissed me off.  I am not white trash like 1/2 of the current populace around here so I was very polite and answered all his questions though.

Cop's name was McCarthy too.  I hope to hell he gets the chance to run in some real criminals soon. 

Like the drunken assholes breaking up stuff in the street at 3 AM.  Cops didn't show up then though. 

Too bad.
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Hello smog bread,

My coworker is watching In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale.

Someone please shoot me in the fucking head.
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Hello smog bread,

My coworker is watching In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale.

Someone please shoot me them in the fucking head.

Fixed.
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Weird. We were talking about that movie when we were going over the topic of "movies that are pointless". Sorry you had to go through that, man.
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Hey dudes!

Today a baby robin alighted on my windowsill. It sat there and I saw it make a noise to its mommy and its mommy came up and gave it a worm to eat!

Nature is so rad!
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Dear Blog Thread

Johnny's post about robins is the best post in this thread so far.  I love you Johnny
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