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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #251 on: 25 Jul 2008, 14:28 »

That's really amazing. Some people...



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« Reply #252 on: 25 Jul 2008, 15:11 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #253 on: 25 Jul 2008, 15:22 »

Man, Bob the Angry Flower was the first webcomic I ever read. Oh, the memories...
(Didn't Loading Ready Run do that strip word for word?)
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #254 on: 25 Jul 2008, 18:36 »

Stephen Colbert: A True Patriot

The man is so god damn patriotic, Captain America gave him his shield when he died.
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« Reply #255 on: 25 Jul 2008, 19:44 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #256 on: 25 Jul 2008, 21:06 »

This guy makes some pretty awesome T-Shirts.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #257 on: 25 Jul 2008, 21:54 »

I totally want that last one. Do you have a link?*


HEY GAIZ EVERYONE POST IMAGES FROM HERE

http://photobucket.com/images/motivational%20posters/?ref=homepagequad5

IT'LL BE GREAT

http://photobucket.com/images/sarcasm%20or%20sarcastic/?ref=homepagequad3


ADDITION: Well that wasn't hard to find at all

http://wearscience.com/

oh wait this is the "fucking pterodactyls" guy, sweet
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #258 on: 25 Jul 2008, 22:33 »



I LOL'd so hard at this one.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #259 on: 25 Jul 2008, 22:39 »

yeah about that, I was kidding

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #260 on: 25 Jul 2008, 22:55 »

What are you talking about?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #261 on: 25 Jul 2008, 23:48 »

I really want either the dinosaur cloning or the robot and guitar science tee.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #262 on: 26 Jul 2008, 14:04 »

Joe I know you were joking but this made me chuckle.


Also, guys, dancing leads to sex. Shit.
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« Reply #263 on: 26 Jul 2008, 21:16 »

That guy does not look serious.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #264 on: 27 Jul 2008, 10:30 »

Its always the ones that dont look serious that are.
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« Reply #265 on: 27 Jul 2008, 10:50 »

He's right though. Dancing often leads to sex. This is a good thing, though.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #266 on: 27 Jul 2008, 11:19 »

Those guys really need to watch 'Footloose'.
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« Reply #267 on: 27 Jul 2008, 15:18 »

How can you take anyone seriously when they have the so-stereotypical-it's-cliche glasses held together by tape?

He's right, though.  Dancing leads to sex.  Sex leads to babies.  Babies lead to The Dark Side.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #268 on: 27 Jul 2008, 16:26 »

He is carrying a book though. He is clearly an intellectual!
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« Reply #269 on: 27 Jul 2008, 17:42 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #270 on: 27 Jul 2008, 17:55 »

WHY IS THERE SO MUCH TALK IN HERE?

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #271 on: 27 Jul 2008, 18:11 »



this is original content here, it's a solitaire deal i got.
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« Reply #272 on: 27 Jul 2008, 18:12 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #273 on: 27 Jul 2008, 22:49 »



ORIGINAL CONTENT

I just bought that this weekend to put on my wall.
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« Reply #274 on: 28 Jul 2008, 02:13 »

Stephen Colbert: A True Patriot

The best part about this is that they think that people are wrong when they say Stephen is mocking right-wingers--they insist that it's how he actually thinks.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #275 on: 28 Jul 2008, 13:58 »

Googling your own name can be dangerous (yes, I did have a good reason to do it).  This what I found; oh dear...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJO-g-7FdIA

I promise that's not me.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #276 on: 28 Jul 2008, 14:08 »

He's wearing hanbok!

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« Reply #277 on: 28 Jul 2008, 19:06 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #279 on: 29 Jul 2008, 02:46 »

Oh man, pointless thread.







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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #280 on: 29 Jul 2008, 19:19 »

continuing the King of Hyrule is a jerk thing.....well ending it
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #281 on: 29 Jul 2008, 19:21 »

At work last night some guy came up and asked me how tall I am, I told him I'm 5'10. He called me a liar and said I have to be a giant because I was taller than him and he's 6 even, I lolled and promised him I'm only 5'10 I just appeared taller because I was on a platform. Best night at work ever.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #282 on: 29 Jul 2008, 19:40 »

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I wasn't aware that it was possible to "fail" at the Pointless Thread, but I think you may have accomplished it. As far as I'm aware, there's suppsoed to be some sort of comedic value to what's posted. A random Mars Volta album cover is a little bit too pointless, even for the Pointless thread.
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« Reply #283 on: 29 Jul 2008, 22:35 »

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I wasn't aware that it was possible to "fail" at the Pointless Thread, but I think you may have accomplished it. As far as I'm aware, there's suppsoed to be some sort of comedic value to what's posted. A random Mars Volta album cover is a little bit too pointless, even for the Pointless thread. I hate black people.

So what you're saying is


but what I'm thinking is


I wasn't aware you were an asshole, but I think you may have accomplished it. As far as I'm aware, I can post whatever the hell I want in the Pointless thread. But go  ahead, bitch if you want. From what I've seen, you haven't contributed shit to this thread. If you ever do contribute, maybe I should shit all over what you post. Would you like that?

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #284 on: 29 Jul 2008, 22:41 »

Be calm! We're here for fun!
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« Reply #285 on: 29 Jul 2008, 23:31 »

We're here for fun, but RedLion is right-ish.  Beast, please don't just use this thread as an image dump.  It's called the "Pointless" thread, but it's evolved into a place where people share amusing things with each other.  If you took the time to read through the thread you'd probably have realised that.

Also, when a member who's been around for a while gives you a tip that you're "doing it wrong" you probably shouldn't reply in an insulting fashion.  You aren't exactly going to endear yourself to the regulars if you are abusive and rude.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #286 on: 29 Jul 2008, 23:45 »

I apologize; it just pisses me off when assholes act like they're better than me, especially when they haven't contributed anything. He easily could have been polite about it. But I'll respect your advice.





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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #287 on: 29 Jul 2008, 23:51 »

 I love Internet Tough Guys.
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« Reply #288 on: 30 Jul 2008, 00:06 »

Man, I am gonna have to ban this dude in about a week, I can just see it now.

Fucking hell.
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« Reply #289 on: 30 Jul 2008, 00:13 »

Sure...
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« Reply #290 on: 30 Jul 2008, 00:22 »

The people who you say "haven't contributed anything" have contributed a hell of a lot better things to this forum than you have.
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« Reply #291 on: 30 Jul 2008, 00:26 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #292 on: 30 Jul 2008, 00:36 »

The people who you say "haven't contributed anything" have contributed a hell of a lot better things to this forum than you have.

Was I talking to you?
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« Reply #293 on: 30 Jul 2008, 00:45 »

Yes, because that's how public forums work.
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« Reply #294 on: 30 Jul 2008, 00:49 »

It was just a normal night in the bar. The regulars were filtering in and out, nothing too batshit going on. Tommydski had cornered some unlucky and quite sloshed trollop and was charming her with stories of Sloan. She wasn't paying much attention but was entranced by his accent enough to go home with him a bit later on. Suddenly, a young man, 16 with a newly acquired fake ID burst in, acting just a bit too arrogant in his manner to have any real experience with alcohol. This boy, this Beast, sauntered up to the barkeep and loudly proclaimed a litany of boorish and obnoxious statements, as though he were already drunk, though he'd not seen a drop. The bar recoiled in disgust at the interloper. A quiet young man sitting nearby informed him that he was beign rude and obnoxious and to tone it down. In response, the Beast puffed his chest and shoved RedLion back, laughing derisively, mocking him.

not_r0bert_b0yle walked up to the man, telling him to back off. The Beast looked at him and sneered, "Was I talking to you?" The bouncer stepped in pushing b0yle aside to escort Beast from the building. As he was ejected, he laughed loudly that he had won, that he had gotten kicked out, just like he wanted. He had won.

As he laughed loudest, walking to the next bar, he knew the truth. In those empty streets, there was no victory, just the cold echo of his laughter, laughing back at him.

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« Reply #295 on: 30 Jul 2008, 00:51 »

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« Reply #296 on: 30 Jul 2008, 00:56 »

pwhdoges, n0t_r0bert_b0yle!!, est, and Ozymandias, please stay out of this. None of this has been directed towards you in anyway, so I don't understand why you're trying to be involved. I would prefer this not to escalate any further than it already has, so let's all just stop now. this is an internet forum, a pathetic place to prove how tough you are... just stop now.

there, I tried.
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« Reply #297 on: 30 Jul 2008, 01:00 »

this is an internet forum, a pathetic place to prove how tough you are

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« Reply #298 on: 30 Jul 2008, 01:05 »

this is an internet forum, a pathetic place to prove how tough you are

QFT

Quoted For Truth, or Quit Fucking Talking?

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« Reply #299 on: 30 Jul 2008, 01:06 »

What?
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