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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #350 on: 01 Aug 2008, 22:48 »

By the way I once played pictionary with Chris Murphy of Sloan. Also there was a lymeric competition at that party and he was pretty good. He asked me if he should buy real-estate in Labrador, and I said probably not. Good times.

Wait, is that true?

Fairly certain.
He is/was dating someone who danced with my aunt (she is a dancer/choreographer) and it was a pre-production party for one of their shows.
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« Reply #351 on: 01 Aug 2008, 23:00 »

i photoshopped From Hell.



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the original, make your own.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #352 on: 01 Aug 2008, 23:55 »

awesome powers, I wish I had them.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #353 on: 02 Aug 2008, 00:01 »

if you've got photoshop, it's really really easy.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #354 on: 02 Aug 2008, 00:08 »

I mean like super powers. I probably should have worded that better.
« Last Edit: 02 Aug 2008, 00:17 by NarwhalSunshine »
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« Reply #355 on: 02 Aug 2008, 15:05 »

Not gonna' put the picture here, but just the link, as Troll inspired the photoshopper in me.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v438/FocusFlame/Untitled-123.png
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #356 on: 02 Aug 2008, 20:12 »



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« Reply #357 on: 02 Aug 2008, 20:15 »

Holy shit.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #358 on: 02 Aug 2008, 22:32 »

What the hay is going on?
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« Reply #359 on: 03 Aug 2008, 01:29 »

she has man hands!


there was a thread about crummy villains on /tg/, my favorite was MANTIKE

he is a big hairy burly man and has the ability to, at will, become 25 toddlers (ages 3-5)
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« Reply #360 on: 03 Aug 2008, 16:09 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #362 on: 03 Aug 2008, 21:03 »

Man, I am gonna waste the next week on that site. I wish I could paint like that.
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« Reply #363 on: 04 Aug 2008, 14:50 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #364 on: 04 Aug 2008, 15:14 »

I just wanna say, that when I worked at Subway, I -always- put the cheese on like that (for coverage). Overlapping it seemed stupid, so I never did. I also never counted out olives for people either. Pfft.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #365 on: 04 Aug 2008, 17:18 »

People count the olives? Why? If it's to make sure people aren't getting too many, man that would piss me off so hard. I love olives. When I'm at sandwich shops I generally ask for more olives after the first pass. The way I figure, I didn't ask for much else so you better damn gimme all the olives I want.

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« Reply #366 on: 04 Aug 2008, 17:27 »

If you make food as part of your job, part of your training to being told to count and weigh everything.
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« Reply #367 on: 04 Aug 2008, 17:46 »

Lucky bastard.  At my sandwich shop job everything was by the book.  They kept telling us how many onions we could but on, how high the sprouts should go (we were told to measure them with a fucking knife), and how many peppers should go on the sandwich.  Hell, I got fired for using the mayo spreader first instead of the may scoop.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #368 on: 04 Aug 2008, 18:03 »

hey, Jens will you make a peanut-butter and bacon sandwich and see how many people buy one?



....i'd totally buy one.
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« Reply #369 on: 04 Aug 2008, 18:08 »

At my work (which admittedly isn't a sandwich shop) I am sometimes known, or joked about, as the "sandwich boy".

As in, other staff members go home to sleep, or go out to get drunk or do drugs, I go home and make a DAMNED GOOD SANDWICH.
I also like experimenting, like with my vegetarian fajita sandwich I pasted on here a little while back, and my secret wish to be the first to somehow perfect a soup sandwich.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #370 on: 04 Aug 2008, 18:10 »

hey, Jens will you make a peanut-butter and bacon sandwich and see how many people buy one?

Yeah that actually sounds kinda tasty. I kinda wish I had bacon right now...
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #371 on: 04 Aug 2008, 18:15 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #372 on: 04 Aug 2008, 18:15 »

They kept telling us how many onions we could but on, how high the sprouts should go (we were told to measure them with a fucking knife), and how many peppers should go on the sandwich.

This is retarded. And anyway, does all this stupid beancounting (literally!) take into account customers like me, who have no interest in any toppings other than a huge mound of olives?

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #373 on: 04 Aug 2008, 18:19 »

Man, I love Harley Quinn so much. If I was Batman, I would make up excuses to bust her just so I could tie her up in the Batcave. If they do make a movie for her, Zooey Deschanel better get the role.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #375 on: 04 Aug 2008, 23:08 »

Oh man...that's kinda hot.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #376 on: 04 Aug 2008, 23:17 »

I work at a sub and pizza place and we are supposed to measure everything, but if a customer asks for olives on a sandwich (technically none of our sandwiches come with that option) I'll walk over to the pizza station, grab a decent handful and toss em on there, even when the boss is there (which are the only times we measure anyway). I absolutely hate at subway when I ask for olives on my goddamn sweet onion chicken teryaki (too tired to spell) and the guy literally grabs like 8 tiny olive slices. Black olives don't have a huge amount of flavor to begin with, so you need more, but I could barely see the ones the motherfucker put on there. Most of the time I have to ask them to add extra like 3 times before they finally put a decent amount on there. fuckers.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #377 on: 04 Aug 2008, 23:32 »

When I worked at Subway, I always gave a significant amount of olives when people asked for them.  I am deathly allergic to them, so it always grossed me out.  After work every day, I'd have to load up on Benadryl. 
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #378 on: 05 Aug 2008, 07:20 »

Olives are gross.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #379 on: 05 Aug 2008, 07:32 »

Agreed!

I worked at a pizza place in high school and I would get yelled at if I put too many toppings or too much cheese on a pizza. One of my managers would actually scrape some off (but she was a bitch). Same manager would also tell us to not put as many toppings on large orders of pizza, like for a school or church, because they got a discount and "weren't making us money anyways." It was a freaking chain. I hated working there. I also hated going home and smelling like uncooked toppings.

Speaking of pizza...

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #380 on: 05 Aug 2008, 07:59 »

Everyone is complaining about subway...

I ask for a very little bit of lite mayo on my sub and almost every time they squirt out like a half a cup of the stuff on my sub.

I also ask for vinegar and they put the tiniest amount possible on.

Only one subway sandwich artist actually got it right.  So I know those guys can do it if they try.

(I worked at a deli and sub shop and I never skimped on toppings)
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #381 on: 05 Aug 2008, 11:28 »

Subway formula goes as so, for a foot long sub:
6 oz. (or a small handful) of lettuce (I think)
6 tomatoes (when in season or small in size, otherwise my shop was more like 4-5)
6 pickles
6 olives
3 pepper slices (broken in half, so 6)
6 of the "optional" banana peppers, jalapeños...

And I feel like there is something I am forgetting, but damned if I know what it is. Frankly, all I ever get on my subs is lettuce and tomato...
I always got complimented on my sandwich making abilities by customers and my co-workers. My manager was very upset when I told her I was quitting due to school --but, I got a shoe-in job at another store, which only lasted two months because I hated it sooooo much. A friend of mine made the same school move when she finished high school and was never offered the same opportunity.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #382 on: 05 Aug 2008, 11:34 »

6 olives on one footlong? That's just dumb. Really really dumb.
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« Reply #383 on: 05 Aug 2008, 11:42 »

My Subway puts a lot of whatever you want on your sandwich for no additional cost.
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« Reply #384 on: 05 Aug 2008, 11:57 »

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« Reply #385 on: 05 Aug 2008, 12:02 »

That is so '90s, Joe.
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« Reply #386 on: 05 Aug 2008, 16:34 »



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« Reply #387 on: 05 Aug 2008, 20:11 »

Man, when I was a little kid, I was allergic to so many different kinds of food. Dairy, gluten, wheat, a certain kind of protein found in meat... for the first year or so of my life I lived on an IV (fun fact: a few years ago, a doctor told me that if I had been born just 4 years earlier, I would have died.) Eventually I outgrew all of those things. But for a year, between the time when I could only live on an IV, and when I was able to start eating soy, wheat and gluten, olives were one of the few things I could eat. Every time my family went to a restaurant, I would just get...a bowl of olives.

I guess what I'm saying is, I fucking love olives. Especially green ones.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #389 on: 05 Aug 2008, 23:00 »

 See, I never knew why anybody ever thought Mr. Rodgers was creepy. Everybody thinks he is creepy, and I don't see it! I guess maybe in that video, but it is, of course, mocked up.

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« Reply #390 on: 06 Aug 2008, 04:00 »

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« Reply #391 on: 06 Aug 2008, 06:40 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #392 on: 06 Aug 2008, 19:20 »

In their defense, eggs are fucking awesome.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #393 on: 06 Aug 2008, 22:25 »

oodle doodle?
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« Reply #394 on: 06 Aug 2008, 22:49 »

Noodels doodels!
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« Reply #395 on: 06 Aug 2008, 23:11 »

Those eggs always make me happy when I need it. I love those little guys.
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« Reply #396 on: 06 Aug 2008, 23:29 »

"Come into my tummy. Oh so very yummy."
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #398 on: 07 Aug 2008, 07:20 »

Kids are pretty stupid.
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« Reply #399 on: 07 Aug 2008, 10:06 »

Condoms

Yikes, that's pretty disturbing.
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