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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #400 on: 07 Aug 2008, 10:10 »

The bottle of vodka in the background, makes me think this kid might be a bit unfortunate, in the "Parents" department. A damn shame :(
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #401 on: 07 Aug 2008, 21:34 »

I got some guy's number at work yesterday. He came in and we talked about guns because he was carrying and it was slow so he gave me his number and said he wanted to take me out "shooting". It was amusing.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #402 on: 07 Aug 2008, 23:16 »

 Are you looking for the blog thread?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #403 on: 08 Aug 2008, 03:39 »

I got some guy's number at work yesterday. He came in and we talked about guns because he was carrying and it was slow so he gave me his number and said he wanted to take me out "shooting". It was amusing.

That sir, is very amusing. :wink:
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #404 on: 08 Aug 2008, 11:21 »

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I literally just spit soda all over my keyboard on seeing this. It's probably the first time something has made me laugh like this.

I guess I'm just lucky that I don't check this thread while drinking (soda).

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #405 on: 08 Aug 2008, 20:56 »

Are you looking for the blog thread?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #406 on: 09 Aug 2008, 17:38 »



why do dogs attack mailmen?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #407 on: 09 Aug 2008, 18:14 »

They attack people they aren't familiar with, and the mailman is the main stranger who comes to the door.

Wait, was I supposed to answer that?

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #408 on: 09 Aug 2008, 20:28 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #410 on: 12 Aug 2008, 09:01 »

Man, I love Harley Quinn so much. If I was Batman, I would make up excuses to bust her just so I could tie her up in the Batcave. If they do make a movie for her, Zooey Deschanel better get the role.

this is a good porn storyline
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #412 on: 12 Aug 2008, 18:36 »

Ghastly's comic is so awesome

oh man, I haven't read it in ages and the art's gotten a bit better
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« Reply #413 on: 12 Aug 2008, 19:26 »

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« Reply #414 on: 12 Aug 2008, 19:29 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #415 on: 12 Aug 2008, 20:10 »

man, I miss Ghastly.  One of the first webcomics I ever read.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #416 on: 12 Aug 2008, 20:13 »

disregard that i suck cocks

you say it like it doesn't turn you on
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #419 on: 13 Aug 2008, 18:26 »

I just wanted to post this picture of a naked mole rat.



That is all.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #420 on: 13 Aug 2008, 18:36 »

Jesus fucking Christ, what is evolution's problem
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #421 on: 13 Aug 2008, 18:37 »

This is a great page break. Well done, est.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #422 on: 13 Aug 2008, 19:20 »

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Dear Mr. Prime,
We have received your accident-claims report for the month of June -- they total 27.  I regret to inform you that GEICO will not be able to reimburse you for any of those repairs.  I feel that I have sent the same letter to you once a month for the last 6 months, and I am now sending it again.

Since becoming a GEICO customer in January of this year, you have reported 131 accidents, requesting reimbursement for repairs necessitated by each one.  You have claimed not to be responsible in any of them, usually listing the cause of the accident as either, "Sneak attack by Decepticons," or, "Unavoidable damage caused by protecting freedom for all sentient beings."

The only repairs for which you are reimbursed were the replacement of a cracked fender and a headlight, required after a Mr. I. Ron Hide backed his van into your truck;  these cost $1,286.63.  Our own investigation concluded that you are not at fault and that Mr. Hide had been drinking prior to the accident.  Thought police where unable to test his blood-alcohol level -- Mr. Hide explained it would be impossible for police to examine his blood-alcohol content with a breathalyzer, because he, "Doesn't breath" -- under Washington State law, refusal to take a breathalyzer test is equivalent to returning a result above the legal level.

But I repeat, those were the only repairs for which you have been reimbursed, and it was a very minor accident in comparison to your other claims.  I mention a few to illustrate the trend:

*$379,431.34 requested reimbursement to your truck cabin.  You claimed the damage was caused by attacking fighter jets

*$665,789.11 requested reimbursement for repairs to your trailer.  You claimed this damage was caused by a giant, mechanical scorpion, which I can only assume is some amusement-park ride, although I question the wisdom of bringing your mobile home so close to such dangerous equipment.

*$6,564,239.44  requested reimbursement for repairs to a truck part called the, "Autobot Matrix of Leadership."  You stated this occurred in, "an ultimate confrontation between good and evil," with a Ms. Meg Atron and a Mr. U. Nicron causing the damage in question.  Mr. Prime, I have checked every known car and truck part catalog published in the United States and have found nothing even resembling that part, never mind any part that expensive.  Whatever disagreements you had with Ms. Atron and Mr. Nicron, I suggest that next time you settle things peaceably or leave your Autobot Matrix of Leadership at home so it does not break.  GEICO does not cover Autobot Matrix of Leaderships.

And the list goes on.  Mr. Prime, I am going to remind you again:  Your policy with GEICO only reimburses you for accidents that occur while you are engaged in reasonable use of your truck and trailer.  As I told you when you originally purchased the policy, GEICO does not offer Megatron coverage, Starscream coverage, Decepticon coverage, or Energon-blast coverage.  Those are just not the types of damages we would expect from reasonable use.

To sum up, GEICO has been unable to reimburse you for any repairs, but due to the high number of accidents you have been party to this month, combined with the many accidents you have had in the preceding five months, your premium has increased to $235,567.50 per month.  While that may seem like a lot, I remind you that it is a savings of $137 over Progressive and $98 over State Farm.  Please have your check into our main office by the end of July.

Regards,
Simon Furman
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #423 on: 13 Aug 2008, 19:33 »

I actually did not get the above post until it started talking about Megatron coverage.

In hindsight, it was funnier when I didn't get that it was about Transformers.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #424 on: 14 Aug 2008, 10:39 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #425 on: 14 Aug 2008, 12:21 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #426 on: 14 Aug 2008, 13:43 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #427 on: 14 Aug 2008, 13:49 »

Damn, I missed the pants party.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #429 on: 14 Aug 2008, 14:56 »

I watched all the way through and found no good reason to have done so. Maybe it is more funny if you are afraid of transexuals?

I thought it odd that he was using a microphone while using a pre-recorded vocal track, wondering why he'd bother having a useless prop that just gets in the way and serves no purpose.
Then I remember he was a transexual drag queen.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #430 on: 14 Aug 2008, 15:32 »

It's more just generally a horrible song, with terrible, explicit lyrics.
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« Reply #432 on: 14 Aug 2008, 16:25 »

Damn, I missed the pants party.

Yup, it was only $10 too.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #433 on: 14 Aug 2008, 21:47 »

This song always makes me SMIIILE.


If I could have one wish, it would be for that man singing that song to follow me around for the rest of my life
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #434 on: 14 Aug 2008, 22:24 »

I see your transexual felcher fetishist(??), and raise you this guy

If nothing else, he's at least classier.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #435 on: 14 Aug 2008, 23:54 »

This song always makes me SMIIILE.


The refrain of that song gets so fucking annoying after about the 2 minute mark. Still, amusing.
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« Reply #436 on: 15 Aug 2008, 01:58 »

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« Reply #437 on: 15 Aug 2008, 07:56 »

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« Reply #439 on: 15 Aug 2008, 09:42 »

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« Reply #440 on: 15 Aug 2008, 09:44 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #441 on: 15 Aug 2008, 09:52 »

It looks like a furry shit with a face.

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« Reply #442 on: 15 Aug 2008, 11:51 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #443 on: 15 Aug 2008, 14:26 »

How has this been hiding from me?

I mean, really... dang.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #444 on: 15 Aug 2008, 15:17 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #445 on: 15 Aug 2008, 15:20 »

but it is
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« Reply #446 on: 15 Aug 2008, 15:59 »

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« Reply #448 on: 16 Aug 2008, 03:49 »

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