Topic: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN (Read 1312940 times)

Luke C · « **Reply #451 on:** 17 Aug 2008, 04:31 »

How much of a nerd does it make me for finding that really funny?

est · « **Reply #452 on:** 17 Aug 2008, 05:06 »

I think it is pretty funny too. It is ok.

Aimless · « **Reply #453 on:** 18 Aug 2008, 03:46 »

Luke C · « **Reply #454 on:** 18 Aug 2008, 09:52 »

Quote from: est on 17 Aug 2008, 05:06

I think it is pretty funny too. It is ok.

I was hoping for someone cooler to reassure me but you will do. OOOO BURN. Yeah Im bored.

I can laugh at this guy since Ive done something pretty similar myself. A little less weight on the bar when I did it though.

Orbert · « **Reply #455 on:** 18 Aug 2008, 10:36 »

Oh man, the Syntax error one and the SETI one are awesome!

sean · « **Reply #456 on:** 18 Aug 2008, 11:57 »

This is a pretty good road sign.

Edith · « **Reply #457 on:** 18 Aug 2008, 14:49 »

Especially where someone wrote "Wee!" like the car is just diving in to cool off.

est · « **Reply #458 on:** 18 Aug 2008, 16:00 »

Fuck I am so glad that sign doesn't have a "FAIL" superimposed over it.

sean · « **Reply #459 on:** 18 Aug 2008, 16:03 »

I took that picture myself. I would never do something like that to my photograph.

est · « **Reply #460 on:** 18 Aug 2008, 16:20 »

Splendid

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #461 on:** 18 Aug 2008, 16:28 »

Don't let it spread around the internet. First it will say "Fail." then "Pwned" and soon it will be a demotivator saying "CAR Don't drive it off a cliff"

est · « **Reply #462 on:** 18 Aug 2008, 16:46 »

All "FAILCAR IS FAIL"
All "UR DOIN IT RONG"
All "GHOST CAR WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY"
All "ALL YOUR CARS ARE DRIVE OFF A CLIFF"
All "DRIVERLESS CAR DRIVING OFF A TRIANGULAR CLIFF INTO WAVES SIGNIFYING WATER IS DRIVING OFF A TRIANGULAR CLIFF INTO WAVES SIGNIFYING WATER"

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #463 on:** 18 Aug 2008, 17:42 »

est · « **Reply #464 on:** 18 Aug 2008, 17:54 »

Ok fine

Liz · « **Reply #465 on:** 18 Aug 2008, 20:15 »

Quote from: Anyways on 18 Aug 2008, 16:39

"Ceiling Cat is watching you ~~masturbate~~ drive off a cliff" with a terrible photoshop hack job.

The only one of these that I actually enjoy is this one

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #466 on:** 18 Aug 2008, 20:25 »

The Dark Knight with Kids.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8LRVgsKsBA

jhocking · « **Reply #467 on:** 18 Aug 2008, 22:33 »

That was okay (excellent idea, so-so follow through) but this related video is the shit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2yv8aT0UFc&feature=related

ViolentDove · « **Reply #468 on:** 18 Aug 2008, 22:53 »

I wrote this today. It's a poem entitled "An Ode to Putative Diguanylate Cyclase"

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Dollface · « **Reply #469 on:** 19 Aug 2008, 04:24 »

Ladies just love this look.

Trollstormur · « **Reply #470 on:** 19 Aug 2008, 05:34 »

from a thread about game Griefing:

"One of my favourite things to do when I first found Second Life back in 2006 was to go around and see if I could find type-fuckers. That is, people who use Second Life entirely as a sex substitute to get off.

It wasn't very hard to find someone, especially in those days. All you had to do was simply look for two dots on the map that were very close to each other, and there was about a 70% chance they were e-fucking. Naturally of course, from then on a prank was in order.

What i'd usually do, is jump in a Cadillac and drive straight through the wall of their house mid-coitus. When confronted, i'd be apologetic and tell them "Sorry, I believe I took a wrong turn somewhere" and ask for them directions. I'd needlessy draw the conversation out as long as I could and make it as awkward as possible. Some people would get incredibly mad or embarrassed, standing up outright, others would continue as if I wasn't there and respond in casual conversation back to me."

complete with these awesome images:

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #471 on:** 19 Aug 2008, 08:05 »

The hilarious thing is that the person who felt they had to do that was probably almost as pathetic (albeit a little more funny) than the e-fuckers.

Hilarious pictures though.

parm · « **Reply #472 on:** 19 Aug 2008, 08:17 »

Bear Creek Apartments

Jed · « **Reply #473 on:** 19 Aug 2008, 11:48 »

Dollface · « **Reply #474 on:** 20 Aug 2008, 03:40 »

Is this shit real? seriously

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #475 on:** 20 Aug 2008, 03:49 »

Is it set up on some form of treadmill? If so, I could see where that could promote exercise. Personally, I'd like to be able to occasionally (even as a "lose" condition) be able to release the leash and have my dog maul a random pedestrian. I would totally play that game.

Heh... "Michael Vick's dog walking sim".

parm · « **Reply #476 on:** 20 Aug 2008, 03:55 »

It is as real as this game in which you score points by jamming a giant plastic finger up a child-molester's ass.

est · « **Reply #477 on:** 20 Aug 2008, 04:58 »

The finger/"fingers of both hands held in a kind of gun shape" poked at someone's bottom thing is called "Kancho" and is basically the Japanese version of the wedgie. It happens in some other Asian countries too, I think.

Orbert · « **Reply #478 on:** 20 Aug 2008, 10:39 »

A wedgie I can almost understand. Never given nor received one, and it's not really what I'd call "funny". But I'm boring that way.

A Kancho however seems like it could get out of hand (so to speak). I mean, there is potential penetration if done too hard, even through jeans. At that point, we're beyond harmless silly fun.

RobbieOC · « **Reply #479 on:** 20 Aug 2008, 11:03 »

It's a thing done mostly by little kids. When I was in Japan as an exchange student, I did student teaching at an elementary school, and half my time there was spent protecting my ass from their tiny, tiny fingers. They thought it was rather hilarious to kancho the gaijin, and actually, it's rather funny when it happens to someone else. They also liked to try and grab my junk, and the other teachers found this to be just as hilarious as the kids did, so they never offered any help. Just sat there and watched the kids try and molest the crazy white guy.

Leinad · « **Reply #480 on:** 20 Aug 2008, 11:08 »

You should have worn electric panties.

Orbert · « **Reply #481 on:** 20 Aug 2008, 11:19 »

If it's little kids, I guess it's mostly harmless and silly. If you get to 25 and still think it's funny to stick your finger up people's butts... well, I'm sure someone will point out the error of your ways.

Scrambled Egg Machine · « **Reply #482 on:** 20 Aug 2008, 11:19 »

Not in Japan, they won't.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #483 on:** 20 Aug 2008, 17:03 »

ImRonBurgundy? · « **Reply #484 on:** 20 Aug 2008, 17:16 »

Okay, the last one made me laugh.

Storm Rider · « **Reply #485 on:** 20 Aug 2008, 20:19 »

It's funny, but man, John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes were kind of assholes.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #486 on:** 20 Aug 2008, 20:24 »

I am amazed such pessimistic assholes inspired such a great comic

Jed · « **Reply #487 on:** 21 Aug 2008, 07:57 »

This could end bad.

Luke C · « **Reply #488 on:** 21 Aug 2008, 10:27 »

Liz · « **Reply #489 on:** 21 Aug 2008, 10:35 »

Jed, that is adorable and sad. The little guy is going to be lunch.

Gemmwah · « **Reply #490 on:** 21 Aug 2008, 11:23 »

We want to teach you guys something.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyqUj3PGHv4

It's called YES.

Liz · « **Reply #491 on:** 21 Aug 2008, 11:32 »

Oh. Em. Gee.

That was hilarious.

RedLion · « **Reply #492 on:** 21 Aug 2008, 23:56 »

Quote from: Jed on 21 Aug 2008, 07:57

This could end bad.

Oh man, the leopard on the left is more or less whispering into the animal's ear "you're fuckin' dead, man."

I feel like that picture was taken .003 seconds before one of those two clamped down on the throat of that...whatever it is.

Dollface · « **Reply #493 on:** 22 Aug 2008, 00:22 »

Now that's fight music

jhocking · « **Reply #494 on:** 22 Aug 2008, 06:21 »

Quote from: RedLion on 21 Aug 2008, 23:56

Oh man, the leopard on the left is more or less whispering into the animal's ear "you're fuckin' dead, man."

I feel like that picture was taken .003 seconds before one of those two clamped down on the throat of that...whatever it is.

Guys, why so gruesome? Maybe the leopards are nuzzling up to their friend! Y'know, the lion layeth down with the lamb, that kind of thing.

Eris · « **Reply #495 on:** 22 Aug 2008, 06:30 »

Uh, they're cheetahs, not leopards. See the markings on their faces?

cheetah markings
leopard markings

Oh, and for something different

facepaintiiiiiiiiing

jhocking · « **Reply #496 on:** 22 Aug 2008, 06:32 »

Thanks to Cheetos, I can no longer recognize cheetahs unless they are bright orange.

RedLion · « **Reply #497 on:** 22 Aug 2008, 13:37 »

Well they're both similar members of the Felidae family, so whatever. Not like I called them a bobcat or something.

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #498 on:** 22 Aug 2008, 13:41 »

nothing new here, just thought i'd remind you all how gross viscera can be.

Liz · « **Reply #499 on:** 22 Aug 2008, 13:45 »

Gross gross gross.

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