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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #500 on: 22 Aug 2008, 13:46 »

Whoa, what the...fuck? That's not photoshopped, right?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #501 on: 22 Aug 2008, 13:48 »

as far as i know, that is pure and unfiltered photojournalistic goodness/grossness.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #502 on: 22 Aug 2008, 13:50 »

Interesting that in fact, the whales body blew up at the spine, i would have expected the belly/underside of it to give in to pressure first...

Why do i think like this?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #503 on: 22 Aug 2008, 13:55 »



it's the only explanation.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #504 on: 22 Aug 2008, 14:33 »

Yeah, yuck.



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #505 on: 22 Aug 2008, 14:44 »

Dammit I rolled a 2. What happens now?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #506 on: 22 Aug 2008, 14:46 »

You are not the VP.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #507 on: 22 Aug 2008, 16:02 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #508 on: 22 Aug 2008, 16:15 »

whale guts

That guy does not look happy with what happened to his scooter.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #509 on: 22 Aug 2008, 20:52 »

Jed.

I lol'd.

That is a good post.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #510 on: 22 Aug 2008, 22:46 »

Oh man I'm totally trying that on a dude tonight.

It will be so awkward:mrgreen: :laugh: :-D :-) :-o
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #511 on: 23 Aug 2008, 08:40 »

The correct choice of smileys is number 3.

T-rex is always the correct choice.

Also, I thought this was fitting, in case our level of webcest ever escalates.

« Last Edit: 23 Aug 2008, 09:29 by Misconception »
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #514 on: 23 Aug 2008, 17:11 »

I saw the title of the video and closed the window immediately.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #515 on: 23 Aug 2008, 18:34 »

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Didn't that used to be Hillary? lame

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #516 on: 23 Aug 2008, 18:37 »

I do believe it did

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #517 on: 24 Aug 2008, 16:31 »

Which reminds me...

"reasonable decision, nope can't do that, reasonable decision, nope, nobody wants to, So Dynamite it was"

....I would love to shake the hand of the man that brought that up first.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #518 on: 24 Aug 2008, 20:42 »







Both of this pictures were taken on my phone in the wonderful city of St. Louis, MO. You know you guys want to visit. We are completely not hooiser-y or ghetto.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #519 on: 24 Aug 2008, 22:13 »

i want a fucking jerky delivery truck RIGHT NOW
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #520 on: 24 Aug 2008, 22:19 »

I want to got to a Yar Sale. I think they must sell pirate regalia. Or is that a Yarrrrrr Sale?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #521 on: 24 Aug 2008, 23:19 »

We should consult the encyclopedia.

Mhmm, yes, yes, here it is! It appears that yarr requires a minimum of two r's to be appropriately piratey.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #522 on: 25 Aug 2008, 03:51 »

St. Louis is awesome. It invented the Zombie Squad.

There are very few things more awesome in the world than the Zombie Squad.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #523 on: 25 Aug 2008, 10:59 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #524 on: 25 Aug 2008, 11:34 »

FASCINATING!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #525 on: 25 Aug 2008, 14:24 »

After reading the emotional last few pages of Midnight Umbreon's "ba ba da da i need help with my girlfriend" thread, I've decided to apologize to RedLion, est, n0t_r0bert_b0yle!!, and Trollstormur for being an arrogant twat (page 7) . I should have accepted RedLion's criticism as a helpful gesture, but instead I got defensive and pissed off and reacted immaturely. When everyone else got involved, I acted like a dick. I'm sorry.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #526 on: 25 Aug 2008, 14:27 »

Why is this in the pointless thread?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #527 on: 25 Aug 2008, 14:33 »

Oh, right. Yes, good job on the apology. Way to be awesome!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #528 on: 25 Aug 2008, 18:56 »

He was apologising for page 7 of this thread. Remember that, when there was an argument?

I went through the whole of that girlfriend thread before I realised he meant this thread. Probably why he apologised here.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #529 on: 26 Aug 2008, 04:47 »

I'm too much of a nerd. When I see YAR, I think of this:

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #530 on: 26 Aug 2008, 09:36 »

I may or may not be nerdier than you, depending on which scale you use.  When I see "YAR" I think of:

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #531 on: 26 Aug 2008, 12:50 »

Video game nerd
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #532 on: 27 Aug 2008, 08:45 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #533 on: 27 Aug 2008, 09:49 »

9001 hours in mspaint

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #534 on: 27 Aug 2008, 10:04 »

People need to remember that the internet is visible to everyone.



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #535 on: 27 Aug 2008, 10:38 »

MO NAKED HOES

Oh god, I think this is the first time I've laughed aloud in this thread.

Well done.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #536 on: 27 Aug 2008, 10:48 »

that's a shame, there was always several true out-loud laughs to be had in the old Pointless thread...
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #537 on: 27 Aug 2008, 10:51 »

That was a good pointless thread. It was both hilarious and a colossal time waster.

Did it get locked or deleted?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #538 on: 27 Aug 2008, 15:13 »



I helped!

You BASTARD! Why did you have to put that back in my mind?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #539 on: 27 Aug 2008, 18:15 »

HEY AARON THIS LOOKS LIKE WOOD AND GARY SAYS HE THINKS IT IS WOOD BUT I'M NOT SURE MAYBE IT IS VERMICULITE



NAW DAWG THAT SHIT IS DEFINITELY WOOD
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #541 on: 28 Aug 2008, 10:27 »

I think my brain melted out of my ears after watching some of that.  Thanks, Ozy.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #542 on: 28 Aug 2008, 10:31 »

I CAN TELL THAT THIS IS WOOD FROM SOME OF THE LIGNIN AND FROM HAVING SEEN QUITE A FEW PIECES OF WOOD IN MY TIME.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #543 on: 28 Aug 2008, 10:44 »

That reminds me of the SNL Will Ferrel skit where he sung at the schools, haha. Those were so awesome.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #544 on: 28 Aug 2008, 10:47 »

@Ozy:

First I was amazed and stupefied.

And then 0:50 happened. I think my life is complete.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #545 on: 28 Aug 2008, 13:39 »

Reminds me of this
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #546 on: 28 Aug 2008, 15:43 »

Meh, I thought it would have been a lot better without the guy in the swimsuit. Didn't really add anything.

Though, the rest is pretty great.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #547 on: 28 Aug 2008, 15:48 »

A guy in a bikini isn't comedic gold by itself, but the way the three other people kept straight faces throughout the ordeal was admirable.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #548 on: 28 Aug 2008, 15:55 »

Moreso than the classical music angle, the perfect English diction is what made it funny for me.

Actually, a favorite pastime of mine is taking rap songs and speaking them in perfectly enunciated grammatical English.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #549 on: 28 Aug 2008, 16:09 »

The number of tribulations I have experienced amounts to ninety-nine; however, none of them involve a woman.
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