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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #550 on: 28 Aug 2008, 16:09 »

The law enforcement officers/They see me driving in my large automobile/They are jealous of my many successes/Attempting to catch me trafficking contraband...
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« Reply #551 on: 28 Aug 2008, 16:26 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #553 on: 28 Aug 2008, 17:30 »

From clicking on related videos I found my way to this gem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S86n_FYR4Kk&feature=related

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #554 on: 28 Aug 2008, 17:33 »

yours truly as italian spodermon





what happens when you put some blue food coloring on the chicken your room mate is trying to make in his crock pot. he threw it out.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #555 on: 28 Aug 2008, 17:37 »

Dude, seriously?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvNLlwkwP64


hahaha, oh wow.

That was literally the best thing I have ever seen.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #556 on: 28 Aug 2008, 17:39 »

That Spiderman and Batgirl video is excellent.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #557 on: 28 Aug 2008, 19:36 »

Italian Spiderman is awesome. I love when he just straight-up ice cold clocks that one chick after stealing her necklace.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #558 on: 28 Aug 2008, 20:03 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #559 on: 28 Aug 2008, 20:09 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #560 on: 28 Aug 2008, 20:25 »

Wasteroo and I went to the same article to get our domestic disturbance pictures.  How modern!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #561 on: 28 Aug 2008, 20:33 »

I had a nagging suspicion you got your picture from that article. Coincidences are cool!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #563 on: 28 Aug 2008, 21:57 »

I try not to throw around the word 'gay' if I can help it, but the two lads featured in that video were pretty damn flamboyant.

If I didn't trust the internet as much as I do, I'd almost think that wasn't an actual commercial.

In case you didn't get the double entendre, straight from a youtuber's mouth:
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IT MAKES MY TACO POP
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #564 on: 28 Aug 2008, 21:57 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #565 on: 28 Aug 2008, 23:43 »



Oregon is not prepared for this man.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #566 on: 29 Aug 2008, 00:06 »

It makes my taco pop!

Her taco is the best! AMAZING!!

Also, re: eccentric oregon trail man

I think that if I lived back in those times, that's the kind of person I would be. I would either die very swiftly, or become superbly rich by accident.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #568 on: 29 Aug 2008, 06:14 »

Man. I can't find a picture of Spider-Man backhanding Mary Jane after finding out he was a clone.

Marvel heroes sure are douche bags.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #569 on: 29 Aug 2008, 06:18 »

No they're not, they're demonstrating moral grey areas!!!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #570 on: 29 Aug 2008, 07:44 »

Man. I can't find a picture of Spider-Man backhanding Mary Jane after finding out he was a clone.

Marvel heroes sure are douche bags.

Batman! He spends all day working as a multi-millionaire industrialist running Wayne Industries, helping prop up the very top-heavy capitalist system that promulgates the gap between the rich and the poor and creates the conditions that push the bottom end of society towards lives of crime - and then he goes and spends shitloads of money of building fancy gadgets and cars and shit so he can go out at night and kick the crap out of the criminal element his daily lifestyle has helped create and allowed to flourish.

I reckon Gotham'd be a much nicer place if he just gave some money to charity rather than spending it on silly black outfits, expensive gadgets and decidedly environmentally-unfriendly big cars.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #571 on: 29 Aug 2008, 08:57 »

Wow, way to make Batman sound lame. I hate you. That is the only super-hero I have ever liked. Please go sleep with your avatar, or something, I dunno.

PS: I don't really hate you.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #572 on: 29 Aug 2008, 08:57 »



And while we're on the subject, this has to be the least necessary demotivational I've ever seen. They're not funny when they just restate whatever is in the picture.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #573 on: 29 Aug 2008, 09:23 »

 They do that a lot. People cannot accept the fact that they did not find the hilarious picture, so they have to add something not-hilarious to completely kill the joke.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #574 on: 29 Aug 2008, 09:43 »

DEEAAAAAAAD!!!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #575 on: 29 Aug 2008, 09:49 »

Edit: I'm an idiot.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #576 on: 29 Aug 2008, 09:54 »

Terrifying

The original video is OLD'D, but I've not seen this version before, and I much prefer it.
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« Reply #577 on: 29 Aug 2008, 10:25 »

Conversely, this makes me inexplicably happy.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #578 on: 29 Aug 2008, 11:10 »

Lazytown is the only case where techno should be allowed in children's programming.

Edit: Holy hell the slow version makes me feel like I am on drugs.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #579 on: 29 Aug 2008, 11:43 »

jesus christ, i almost shit myself at about 1:35
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #580 on: 29 Aug 2008, 11:49 »

The slow version is the most hilarious thing I´ve seen... well, today, actually.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #582 on: 29 Aug 2008, 14:46 »

You're just saying that because I quoted you in my signature.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #583 on: 29 Aug 2008, 15:33 »

No, I'm saying it because your post quality soars high above the newbie average*! To be fair though, very recently there has been an influx of really good new folks, so you're not alone in this.

*personal opinion, the rest of the forum might hate your guts for all I know

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #584 on: 29 Aug 2008, 15:54 »

just wondering... i hope he didn't get scared off
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #585 on: 29 Aug 2008, 18:36 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #586 on: 29 Aug 2008, 20:47 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_UYeYjlMWs

It would probably not be a good idea to watch this on drugs.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #587 on: 29 Aug 2008, 20:57 »

I watched that without any sound, since my computer speakers are broken.

It was terrifying.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #588 on: 29 Aug 2008, 23:10 »

God damnit if that pirate song isn't catchy. And actually I'm pretty sure they were saying tu, not vous, my guess is children's shows aren't particularly formal.
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« Reply #589 on: 29 Aug 2008, 23:44 »

 I couldn't quite make it out, but to me it sounds more soft 'v' than 't'.

But you're probably right. Lazytown, though being the classiest show on TV for kids nowadays, probably isn't too formal.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #590 on: 30 Aug 2008, 00:40 »

Moreso than the classical music angle, the perfect English diction is what made it funny for me.

Actually, a favorite pastime of mine is taking rap songs and speaking them in perfectly enunciated grammatical English.

"My name is Soldier Boy. I am fully inside that woman of ill-repute."


Wait, what?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #591 on: 30 Aug 2008, 01:09 »

 Shorty has stated on numerous occasions that the african american fellow that she is currently dating is not up to par with what she expects out of a significant other, and he does not even amount to feces!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #592 on: 30 Aug 2008, 15:18 »

Actually, I think we were doing the exact opposite of what is detailed in that article..
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #595 on: 31 Aug 2008, 10:56 »

The backwards man and his terrible laugh will haunt me forever.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #597 on: 31 Aug 2008, 15:27 »

I love that Phelps pic, it would have been really funny if true. If a little wrong.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #598 on: 31 Aug 2008, 18:09 »

Patatat, you're a goddamn dirty avatar-copier.

(Although, admittedly it is not me who is pictured.)
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« Reply #599 on: 31 Aug 2008, 18:42 »

Found this in my Photobucket recently. I have this old book at home called Safe Counsel which is about eugenics and safe sex and stuff like that. The thing is that it's from the 1920s and is hilariously outdated. I posted some images from it on 4chan a while back and here's what I got in return.













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