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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #600 on: 31 Aug 2008, 18:52 »

Does the fourth one down refer to how masturbation causes blindness?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #601 on: 31 Aug 2008, 19:05 »

 I would like to see the originals.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #603 on: 01 Sep 2008, 10:54 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #604 on: 01 Sep 2008, 11:02 »

The most interesting bit of that is he totally misses a potential metaphor at the end with his whole "Do not try this at home bit".
Religion is dangerous, folks, leave it to the professionals!

Also: If I remember correctly from an episode of QI where they showed a video of someone else doing it, he's got his science hideously wrong.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #605 on: 01 Sep 2008, 11:09 »

Is anyone else wondering if that pickle is kosher?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #606 on: 01 Sep 2008, 12:28 »

I would have thought that electrocuting pickles is more of a job for the Flying Spaghetti Monster. If we're talking Christians then don't you have to ram a lightning bolt through a loaf and a couple of small fish?

Or is that too greek-pantheon?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #607 on: 01 Sep 2008, 13:20 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #608 on: 01 Sep 2008, 13:35 »

I didn't even watch the video. Just reading the description about how he "Electrocutes a pickle to prove Christianity is the one true religion" was enough to make me howl with laughter.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #609 on: 01 Sep 2008, 14:54 »



Is it bad that that was like the most hilarious thing I've seen all day?

Also:





...I obviously found the Demotivational gallery on Spiked Humor...
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #610 on: 01 Sep 2008, 15:00 »

It was uncomfortably funny even without the last two lines. Then I laughed for a good minute or so.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #611 on: 01 Sep 2008, 16:09 »

All those other images are dumb, but that WAT transcript is hilarious.

re the pickle guy: I was kinda hoping he'd fuck up and electrocute himself. OH MAH GAWD THE POWER OF CHRIST OVERWHELMS ME

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« Reply #612 on: 01 Sep 2008, 22:16 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #613 on: 01 Sep 2008, 22:26 »

Somebody has readed my diary.
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« Reply #614 on: 01 Sep 2008, 22:29 »



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« Reply #615 on: 02 Sep 2008, 08:30 »

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« Reply #616 on: 02 Sep 2008, 09:00 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #617 on: 02 Sep 2008, 09:14 »

Lemme get this straight, regarding the pickle guy.  To be an enlightened Christian, you have to be stabbed by a fork in both ends and then electrocuted?  Geez, what people do for enlightenment.   
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #618 on: 02 Sep 2008, 11:21 »

Actually to be an enlightened Christian you need to be a pickle, stabbed in both ends with a fork, attached to a simple jury-rigged sling device with a rather dangerous looking mains electrical hook-up attached. And from this all you get is a kinda red glow.

For me, my choice of Atheism is more "Go to the shop, get a light bulb, plug it in and switch it on." More light, better efficency and less effort, safer.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #619 on: 02 Sep 2008, 11:49 »

Oh nuts. And here I thought being a Christian would help me find peace in this world and the next. Turns out, it just makes me in to glowing pickle. Back to the UFO Cult for me.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #620 on: 02 Sep 2008, 11:51 »

Isn't that what peace is? Being a glowing pickle? Damn, I would love to be a glowing pickle. Life would be so much simpler.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #621 on: 02 Sep 2008, 15:10 »

But you would have to wear a fork up your ass!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #622 on: 02 Sep 2008, 15:20 »

That would suck, it's true.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #623 on: 02 Sep 2008, 16:52 »

I give you... LOLanimals?



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« Reply #624 on: 02 Sep 2008, 17:04 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #625 on: 02 Sep 2008, 22:14 »

I would like that.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #626 on: 02 Sep 2008, 23:22 »

i have immediatly misinterpreted that as "i would like a cavity search" ... it's quite disturbing
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #627 on: 03 Sep 2008, 01:30 »

I would have thought that electrocuting pickles is more of a job for the Flying Spaghetti Monster. If we're talking Christians then don't you have to ram a lightning bolt through a loaf and a couple of small fish?

Or is that too greek-pantheon?
Eh, they all rip each other off, in the end.  The Ancient Egyptian priests were parting the Nile long before Moses was born.

Though I do feel bad for the rational Christians out there.  Having idiots like this jumping into the spotlight.  I'm glad the ones I deal with are good people instead of the sanctimonious holier-than-though assholes that are so damned vocal.



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #628 on: 03 Sep 2008, 04:13 »

Man what, why are we going back to shitty fake demotivator things again. 

Here is a picture.



It shows you how serious computer business is.

Serioussssssssss
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #629 on: 03 Sep 2008, 05:39 »

STOP DOING IT WRONG

HERE, THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #630 on: 03 Sep 2008, 07:10 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #631 on: 03 Sep 2008, 07:15 »

Motivator is just a little played out. I blame RPG.net.

Back to random, I think BAZOOKA is a fun word to say.

I'm imagining everyone coming across this and saying Bazooka out loud wherever they are.
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Bazooka.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #632 on: 03 Sep 2008, 07:22 »

AHRG

FUCK YOU PRESIDENT OF MADAGASCAR.

I want to kill you.

It won't hurt.

You're not even real.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #633 on: 03 Sep 2008, 07:22 »

Holy Shit, Eris just Won The Thread.   There is no way to beat that image. 

No.  Way.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #634 on: 03 Sep 2008, 07:43 »

hang on man wat?

President Madagascar is President of Madagascar? I thought that was his name and he's the President of the Internet.

I gotta stop mainlining cough syrup at work...

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #635 on: 03 Sep 2008, 07:54 »

Here's an extended version:



Also:



And especially for us brits:


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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #636 on: 03 Sep 2008, 08:31 »

I just laughed my ass off at that extended President Madagascar thing.

And that horse is adorable...
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #637 on: 03 Sep 2008, 08:41 »

Bahahahah. Paul, you are swiftly becoming one of my favourites.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #638 on: 03 Sep 2008, 09:53 »

Oh Yeah! They're going to activate the LHC next week, but here is what worries me:

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #639 on: 03 Sep 2008, 11:10 »

headcrabs!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #640 on: 03 Sep 2008, 11:53 »

>snip out ruined joke<

Goddammit!

I hate those stupid things.

not trying to steal bandwidth, just wanted to post a pic I found on Google....
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #641 on: 03 Sep 2008, 11:58 »

Oh Yeah! They're going to activate the LHC next week

That reminds me of the Large Hadron Rap.

Has it been posted before? I don't know!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #642 on: 03 Sep 2008, 12:02 »

Yes, it has.  It's still worth it, though.
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« Reply #643 on: 03 Sep 2008, 13:04 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #644 on: 03 Sep 2008, 13:17 »

Dude I wonder if that was voluntary, or if they just picked him up and started moving him forward. He's all screaming "Jesus put me the hell down my wife and kids are back there! What the hell assholes!"

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« Reply #645 on: 03 Sep 2008, 13:42 »

Dude I wonder if that was voluntary, or if they just picked him up and started moving him forward. He's all screaming "Jesus put me the hell down my wife and kids are back there! What the hell assholes!"

"Don't you realize this is how I ended up in a wheelchair in the first place?! What the hell guys?!"
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #646 on: 03 Sep 2008, 13:57 »

Nah, that dude probably plays MURDERBALL.
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« Reply #647 on: 03 Sep 2008, 14:02 »

The start and end of Jesus's life in the modern age:

   

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #649 on: 04 Sep 2008, 02:29 »

User Friendly has a nice one on the LHC today:
http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20080904
(It's part of an arc, if you feel it needs clarification)

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Heh! - so it should have been INRI...
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