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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #801 on: 22 Sep 2008, 16:15 »

Anon got Oprah to say "over 9000 penises" on national TV. I don't think they can top that for a long time.
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« Reply #802 on: 22 Sep 2008, 19:58 »

I really hate 4chan but...this was good. I have to admit.
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« Reply #803 on: 22 Sep 2008, 21:19 »

How I describe 4chan to people:

It's like $10 in quarters at the bottom of an out-house.
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« Reply #804 on: 23 Sep 2008, 00:55 »

4chan is the Internet's version of 'The wrong side of the tracks', but you've got to have it otherwise all those people would be living on our side of the tracks and they'd be saying stuff like that at PTA meetings.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #805 on: 23 Sep 2008, 01:04 »

"Like SomethingAwful, but without the restraint or dignity."
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #806 on: 23 Sep 2008, 01:15 »

how i describe 4chan to people

"don't go there"

"just... just don't"
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« Reply #807 on: 23 Sep 2008, 02:01 »

Me talking to someone else at school: "Thank god someone else at this school has been to 4chan, now I don't feel slightly as dirty as I felt a moment ago."
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« Reply #808 on: 23 Sep 2008, 02:02 »

Man, that was awesome.  They got her to say the whole "doesn't forgive, doesn't forget" thing, then the 9000 penises thing had me giggling.  Good joerb.
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« Reply #809 on: 23 Sep 2008, 02:23 »

I gotta say, that does more harm to the Internet than anything else. Opramerica now thinks that there is a network of over nine thousand pedophiles on the Internet committing absurd amounts of rape constantly.
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« Reply #810 on: 23 Sep 2008, 03:02 »

I gotta say, that does more harm to the Internet than anything else. Opramerica now thinks that there is a network of over nine thousand pedophiles on the Internet committing absurd amounts of rape constantly.

Say that sentence outloud, it almost forces you to laugh. I got to absurd amounts of rape before I started laughing. Maybe I'm just tired.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #811 on: 23 Sep 2008, 03:49 »

Where are your children?

Can you see them?

Maybe they're dead.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #812 on: 23 Sep 2008, 03:55 »

I gotta say, that does more harm to the Internet than anything else. Opramerica now thinks that there is a network of over nine thousand pedophiles on the Internet committing absurd amounts of rape constantly.

As oppose to thousands of Opramericans living in constant fear of innocent Muslims as a result of blatant fear-mongering by the government and media? What /b/ have done here is essentially just a parody of that fear-mongering and it shows just how easily people will lap shit up if they have a friendly day-time television face to tell them.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #813 on: 23 Sep 2008, 04:47 »

Wait, did we just conflate innocent muslims with child rapists? I think I've lost track of this thread now.
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« Reply #814 on: 23 Sep 2008, 04:59 »

I think you have as well.

Look here's a funny picture!1

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« Reply #815 on: 23 Sep 2008, 05:02 »

tl;dr they did it for the lulz.

I'm glad lolrus is getting over his bukkit.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #816 on: 23 Sep 2008, 06:13 »

Anon got Oprah to say "over 9000 penises" on national TV. I don't think they can top that for a long time.

it's scary when you know that the only reason that it says that many is who ever posted the orignal comment doesn't know that "two" filters to "OVER 9000"
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« Reply #817 on: 23 Sep 2008, 06:17 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #818 on: 23 Sep 2008, 06:22 »

By the time you realize they are not greeting you but actually trying to eat you, it is too late.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #819 on: 23 Sep 2008, 07:39 »

 I audibly said "Holy fuck" and lol'd against my will at that bird picture. Nice work.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #820 on: 23 Sep 2008, 12:25 »


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« Reply #821 on: 23 Sep 2008, 12:34 »

Christ?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #822 on: 23 Sep 2008, 12:35 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #823 on: 23 Sep 2008, 12:39 »

FUCKING WHAT I WAS IN THE SHOWER YOU DICKS
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #824 on: 23 Sep 2008, 12:40 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #825 on: 23 Sep 2008, 12:41 »

Being nailed to a couple a' 2x4s and poked with a sharp stick will do that to you.
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« Reply #826 on: 23 Sep 2008, 12:42 »

Fuckin' right it does. I am in a REAL BAD MOOD. You're all going to hell.
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« Reply #827 on: 23 Sep 2008, 12:43 »

FUCKING WHAT I WAS IN THE SHOWER YOU DICKS

This made me think of Jesus as Beetlejuice, where you say his name three times and he shows up and his head spins around and crazy crap starts happening. How much better would the Passion of the Christ have been if Michael Keaton had played Jesus?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #829 on: 23 Sep 2008, 12:49 »

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Man, I just spent so long trying to figure out what's funny about that site.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #830 on: 23 Sep 2008, 15:00 »

I still don't see it :(
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #831 on: 23 Sep 2008, 15:04 »

Dan.. that burrito picture, where did you find it? I had that in my folder for like a month and thought I got it from this thread, but I looked over the pages and I guess I didn't.
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« Reply #832 on: 23 Sep 2008, 15:13 »

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« Reply #834 on: 23 Sep 2008, 20:05 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #835 on: 23 Sep 2008, 20:25 »

Anon got Oprah to say "over 9000 penises" on national TV. I don't think they can top that for a long time.

it's scary when you know that the only reason that it says that many is who ever posted the orignal comment doesn't know that "two" filters to "OVER 9000"

yeah but the comment was posted on Oprah's forums, not /b/. So the original text was over 9000, not Two.


edit: i lol'd at the previous picture until I realised that was suzie. now I feel dirty for some reason.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #836 on: 23 Sep 2008, 22:24 »

Hobbes is so mad that Calvin is getting some action. No girls allowed.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #837 on: 23 Sep 2008, 22:42 »

Why are there so many perverted and/or frightening strips of grown-up Calvin and Hobbes around? I mean, this one wasn't as bad as that one with the two Hobbes, but, eesh.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #838 on: 24 Sep 2008, 03:58 »



this thread is pointless



this thread is pointless


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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #839 on: 24 Sep 2008, 05:08 »


this point is threadless

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« Reply #840 on: 24 Sep 2008, 12:42 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #841 on: 24 Sep 2008, 13:18 »

Why are there so many perverted and/or frightening strips of grown-up Calvin and Hobbes around? I mean, this one wasn't as bad as that one with the two Hobbes, but, eesh.

I was just thinking the same thing.  C & H seem to inspire a disproportionate share of that kind of thing.
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« Reply #843 on: 24 Sep 2008, 18:57 »


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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #844 on: 24 Sep 2008, 20:42 »

YEAH MAN. YEAH.
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« Reply #845 on: 24 Sep 2008, 20:43 »

Ow. Fuck.
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« Reply #846 on: 24 Sep 2008, 21:23 »


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« Reply #847 on: 25 Sep 2008, 00:14 »

616

In May 2005, it was reported that scholars at Oxford University using advanced imaging techniques had been able to read previously illegible portions of the earliest known record of the Book of Revelation, from the Oxyrhynchus site, Papyrus 115 or P115, dating to the mid to late third century. The fragment gives the Number of the Beast as 616 (chi, iota, sigma), rather than the majority text 666 (chi, xi, sigma). In Eastern Greek 616 is chi-iota-sigma or XIC. Eastern forms of Greek used the Lunate Sigma (which resembles an upper case C) as seen on many ancient Christian religious artifacts. The other early witness Codex Ephraemi Rescriptus (C) has it written in full: hexakosiai deka hex (lit. six hundred sixteen).

Significantly, P115 aligns with Codex Alexandrinus (A) and Codex Ephraemi Rescriptus (C) which are generally regarded as providing the best testimony to Revelation. Thus, P115 has superior testimony to that of P47 which aligns with Codex Sinaiticus and together form the second-best witness to the Book of Revelation. This has led some scholars to conclude that 616 is the original number of the beast.[13][14]
Red arrow points to χιϛ'(616), "number of the beast" in P115 deciphered in May 2005.
Red arrow points to χιϛ'(616), "number of the beast" in P115 deciphered in May 2005.

Dr. Paul Lewes in his book, A Key to Christian Origins (1932) wrote:

    "The figure 616 is given in one of the two best manuscripts, C (Codex Ephraemi Rescriptus, Paris), by the Latin version of Tyconius (DCXVI, ed. Souter in the Journal of Theology, SE, April 1913), and by an ancient Armenian version (ed. Conybaere, 1907). Irenaeus knew about it [the 616 reading], but did not adopt it (Haer. v.30,3), Jerome adopted it (De Monogramm., ed. Dom G Morin in the Rev. Benedictine, 1903). It is probably original. The number 666 has been substituted for 616 either by analogy with 888, the [Greek] number of Jesus (Deissmann), or because it is a triangular number, the sum of the first 36 numbers (1+2+3+4+5+6...+36 = 666)".

Professor David Parker, Professor of New Testament Textual Criticism and Paleography at the University of Birmingham, thinks that 616, although less memorable than 666, is the original. Dr. Ellen Aitken said, “Scholars have argued for a long time over this, and it now seems that 616 was the original number of the beast. It's probably about 100 years before any other version."


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« Reply #848 on: 25 Sep 2008, 00:56 »

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« Reply #849 on: 25 Sep 2008, 01:12 »

That Doggy is thinkin' of England  :-D
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