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Author Topic: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN  (Read 1301452 times)

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1000 on: 06 Oct 2008, 21:47 »

Man, I have a friend who threw his puppy a stick and accidentally poked out its eye. So now there's like a four way tie for the saddest thing ever.


If you're wondering what the other two contenders are, it's a retarded man and finding a wedding dress at the pawn shop.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1001 on: 06 Oct 2008, 21:51 »

Everyone.  Stop posting extremely sad things. Seriously
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[21:19] andy: Mai, I am sorry, I am going to say this outright that I would doeverything in my power to try and have sweet girl love with you.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1004 on: 07 Oct 2008, 10:17 »

I find it very hard to be anything but joy when this is playing.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1006 on: 07 Oct 2008, 17:09 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1007 on: 07 Oct 2008, 17:15 »

They are like the same person!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1008 on: 07 Oct 2008, 17:28 »

These first two are completely serious messages from a Protestant website. The second one is a preview of their line of religious comics, it's about satanism.





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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1009 on: 07 Oct 2008, 17:40 »

Yum Chick comics. Gotta love those. I know I do.




Hell yeah!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1010 on: 07 Oct 2008, 17:46 »





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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1011 on: 07 Oct 2008, 18:22 »

the benches change color. Fail


Though, I love Obama.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1012 on: 07 Oct 2008, 18:44 »

Obama will sit down and talk with the true menace to our society
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1013 on: 07 Oct 2008, 18:45 »

He's doing it right now on Fox.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1014 on: 07 Oct 2008, 19:53 »

 :-D - ZING
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1015 on: 07 Oct 2008, 20:00 »

the benches change color. Fail


Though, I love Obama.

You don't get it, huh
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[21:19] andy: Mai, I am sorry, I am going to say this outright that I would doeverything in my power to try and have sweet girl love with you.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1017 on: 07 Oct 2008, 22:45 »









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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1018 on: 07 Oct 2008, 23:02 »


"I'm calling to publicly apologize for messing up your game.  I read that; I felt terrible.  I didn't know there were any ladies around.  I just wanted to let you know that I'm deeply sorry."
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1019 on: 08 Oct 2008, 00:54 »

the benches change color. Fail


Though, I love Obama.

You don't get it, huh


Wow. I am thinking you don't get it.

I was joking. I was giving you shit because the two benches change color. But you know, you can be an ass, that is fine too.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1020 on: 08 Oct 2008, 03:23 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufMdo9AyMng

 :-(

Okay, that seriously had me crying my eyes out. Such a beautiful song  :cry:
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1021 on: 08 Oct 2008, 05:48 »

this creepy shit is here especially for tommy, who i love dearly.

fucking monkey waiters
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1022 on: 08 Oct 2008, 06:01 »

Oh man I saw that on the news last night! It is the best/raddest/cutest/most wonderful thing
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1023 on: 08 Oct 2008, 13:12 »

Feminism Piccy

I have to get a "this is what is what a machoist looks like" shirt just like the woman in front.

 :-D--how many stares will i get?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1024 on: 08 Oct 2008, 13:50 »

You mean 'masculist'?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1025 on: 08 Oct 2008, 13:53 »

I want one that says
SATANISM:
I REALLY DIG THE POWER!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1026 on: 08 Oct 2008, 14:11 »

You mean 'masculist'?

I bet he meant misogynist.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1027 on: 08 Oct 2008, 19:00 »

this creepy shit is here especially for tommy, who i love dearly.

fucking monkey waiters

At first I thought it would be really creepy, but I was thinking of Chimpanzees, not those awesome little guys.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1028 on: 08 Oct 2008, 22:23 »

Sometimes I like to waste time on wikipedia. I thought this was interesting.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1030 on: 09 Oct 2008, 04:47 »

I love that song.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1031 on: 09 Oct 2008, 11:39 »

I find it very hard to be anything but joy when this is playing.

They are entirely and totally my favourite band. Please do try and find their albums, because they are excellent. This is one of their more light-hearted numbers, but they are also marvellous live, and play some fairly dark yet soulful stuff.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1032 on: 09 Oct 2008, 16:37 »

I don't think anyone has posted this yet...
Barack Roll'd?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1033 on: 09 Oct 2008, 22:17 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1034 on: 09 Oct 2008, 23:09 »

Who is that.  I don't get it.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1035 on: 09 Oct 2008, 23:36 »

It sure is pointless
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1037 on: 10 Oct 2008, 02:28 »

Who is that.  I don't get it.

It was an ad on my myspace homepage. I thought it was funny that she was 16 and making 16k a month. I only know one profession where a 16 year old girl could make that much.

Protip: She's a whore.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1038 on: 10 Oct 2008, 09:22 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1039 on: 10 Oct 2008, 11:12 »

I thought that was like...last year.  Still, I totally dig the suit.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1040 on: 10 Oct 2008, 11:29 »

this is coo/terrifying in some ways

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5349770802105160028

it reminds me of something from silent hill, a little
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1041 on: 10 Oct 2008, 11:39 »

Moore´s hat is the coolest piece of clothing I´ve seen in a while.
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« Reply #1042 on: 10 Oct 2008, 11:43 »

this is coo/terrifying in some ways

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5349770802105160028

it reminds me of something from silent hill, a little

Oh man the legs freak me out so bad.
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« Reply #1043 on: 10 Oct 2008, 12:02 »

this is coo/terrifying in some ways

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5349770802105160028

it reminds me of something from silent hill, a little

Anyone else think of the daleks while they watched this?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1045 on: 10 Oct 2008, 15:40 »

That is one of the stranger things I have seen on Youtube.
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« Reply #1046 on: 10 Oct 2008, 16:01 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1047 on: 10 Oct 2008, 17:22 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1048 on: 10 Oct 2008, 18:08 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1049 on: 11 Oct 2008, 03:40 »

I saw that earlier today.  The thing looks like two sets of disembodied human legs dancing at each other.

But as freaky as it looks, and as much as I know it is a machine with no feelings, why do I feel sorry for it when the dudes kick it?
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