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Author Topic: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN  (Read 1301572 times)

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1150 on: 17 Oct 2008, 23:09 »

CAT TONGUE

No, man, that is cool. I wish we had tongues like that.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1151 on: 18 Oct 2008, 00:20 »

I imagine a tongue like it would make french kissing a lot more interesting.

But I still regard the miniture-tenticle like things as being NAAAAAASSSTYYY.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1152 on: 18 Oct 2008, 00:54 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1153 on: 18 Oct 2008, 00:57 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1154 on: 18 Oct 2008, 01:00 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1155 on: 18 Oct 2008, 01:05 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1156 on: 18 Oct 2008, 01:12 »

these snails are freaking me the fuck out.



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1157 on: 18 Oct 2008, 02:51 »

So those slugs (snails? slugs? whichever). What are they doing?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1158 on: 18 Oct 2008, 03:10 »

Gesundheit.

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« Reply #1159 on: 18 Oct 2008, 03:18 »

So those slugs (snails? slugs? whichever). What are they doing?

Well, you see, when a mummy slug and a daddy slug love each other very much...
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1160 on: 18 Oct 2008, 06:14 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1161 on: 18 Oct 2008, 06:27 »

That's pretty bad.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1162 on: 18 Oct 2008, 06:43 »

Bad as in what youth of today say when they mean good?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1163 on: 18 Oct 2008, 08:55 »

You mean youth in the late 90's?
Fixed it for ya
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« Reply #1164 on: 18 Oct 2008, 12:22 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1165 on: 18 Oct 2008, 12:30 »

MAVRIKS 2 THE DEAF
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1166 on: 18 Oct 2008, 12:31 »

At least they spelt Obama right?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1167 on: 18 Oct 2008, 12:41 »

So those slugs (snails? slugs? whichever). What are they doing?

Well, you see, when a mummy slug and a daddy slug love each other very much...

Actually, they're hermaphrodites but at that stage they're both acting as the "daddy".
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1168 on: 18 Oct 2008, 16:00 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1169 on: 18 Oct 2008, 16:22 »

Dude why do you think they were called "The Bad Brains".

Why do people think we're the same person?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1170 on: 19 Oct 2008, 01:52 »

First thing I thought when I saw that pic was that the fucker needs to learn trigger discipline.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1171 on: 20 Oct 2008, 00:03 »

I am not entirely sure how far to take this lesson to heart.

I will say that I found this video via experimental mime.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1173 on: 20 Oct 2008, 02:10 »

This man is a genius.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1174 on: 20 Oct 2008, 07:38 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1175 on: 20 Oct 2008, 20:21 »

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« Reply #1176 on: 20 Oct 2008, 22:34 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1177 on: 21 Oct 2008, 00:33 »


What a way to celebrate my 1,000th post...
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1178 on: 21 Oct 2008, 13:06 »


Fail
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1179 on: 21 Oct 2008, 13:22 »

Slow
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1180 on: 21 Oct 2008, 16:57 »

MOAR CRAP
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1181 on: 21 Oct 2008, 17:23 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1182 on: 21 Oct 2008, 17:36 »

Kinda similar to that Mastodon comic a while back except not nearly as awesome
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1184 on: 21 Oct 2008, 19:02 »

MCCAIN THE BURNINATOR!!!!!

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1185 on: 21 Oct 2008, 22:43 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1186 on: 21 Oct 2008, 23:02 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1189 on: 21 Oct 2008, 23:51 »

Ah, back when it first came out that original video was awesome.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1190 on: 22 Oct 2008, 11:40 »

Guys guys guys I saw this book at Waldenbooks yesterday.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1191 on: 22 Oct 2008, 11:44 »

I'm so gonna buy that when it comes out around here.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1192 on: 22 Oct 2008, 12:00 »

look at this and laugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs-fVj_PT5o-NSFWish

I recognize at least 5 of the animes featured

Edit: Never mind i see seven, i need to get a life
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1195 on: 22 Oct 2008, 14:35 »

http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/

Oh man, all three other people in my house work at the Chicago Mercantile Exchange and they come home depressed all the time.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1196 on: 22 Oct 2008, 22:26 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1197 on: 22 Oct 2008, 23:25 »

No fucking way. Is that real? I really cant decide. Either way, I lol'd.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1198 on: 22 Oct 2008, 23:30 »

It is probably real, I've heard of similar things many, many times.
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