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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1250 on: 27 Oct 2008, 14:26 »

oh hell, that was a pumpkin carving? Shows how observant I am.

Anyway, 4chan creeps me out. SFW
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1251 on: 27 Oct 2008, 15:04 »

Dear god
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« Reply #1252 on: 27 Oct 2008, 15:24 »

looks legit.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1253 on: 27 Oct 2008, 18:20 »

Okay, I've gotta toss an aside to the murderers on 4chan; people've gotta sleep tonight... Enjoy this Alice in Wonderland clip. If you're on drugs, even better.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1254 on: 27 Oct 2008, 18:29 »

hey that was really good! I'd buy his album if he recorded one.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1255 on: 27 Oct 2008, 18:40 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1256 on: 27 Oct 2008, 18:47 »

I wish I could dance this well.

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« Reply #1258 on: 27 Oct 2008, 21:48 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1259 on: 27 Oct 2008, 22:39 »

Barack Obama was raised in a log cabin that he built with his bear hands.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1260 on: 27 Oct 2008, 22:43 »

I took this the other day in Sydney.



I wish this were photoshopped.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1261 on: 27 Oct 2008, 22:48 »

 I kind of want to imitate those drive-by insult guys, but with insults that don't make any sense at all.

 "HEY GET BACK TO THE STORE YOU FUCKING BAG OF CHEETOS!"

 Also, that Alice song is beautiful!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1262 on: 27 Oct 2008, 22:51 »

Hey est, where is that 'cause I've never ever seen that before in Sydney.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1263 on: 28 Oct 2008, 04:15 »



Another unphotoshopped photo of a store in Sydney.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1264 on: 28 Oct 2008, 05:36 »

DURRRRR
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1265 on: 28 Oct 2008, 06:57 »

:sigh: Australians.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1266 on: 28 Oct 2008, 08:04 »

Pie!

Save your self some time and don't read the comments on the video
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1267 on: 28 Oct 2008, 08:56 »

Save your self some time and don't read the comments on the video

This advice applies to most YouTube videos.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1268 on: 28 Oct 2008, 10:08 »

I found this on campus the other day:



And this in a random general store place a couple of weeks back:



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1269 on: 28 Oct 2008, 10:58 »

It's a Happy Hot Dog Toaster!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1270 on: 28 Oct 2008, 12:11 »

haha my dad actually got one of those as a gag gift last Christmas. It may or may not still be at our house.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1271 on: 28 Oct 2008, 12:16 »

Man, fuck you guys, I would totally own one of those. That thing is awesome!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1272 on: 28 Oct 2008, 12:53 »

heck yeah man, have you ever tried toasting hot dog buns in a regular toaster? Wait... have you ever tried toasting a hot dog bun at all?
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Yeah, I mean, "I won't kill and eat you if you won't kill and eat me" is typically a ground rule for social groups.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1273 on: 28 Oct 2008, 12:55 »

Oddly enough, for lunch today I used my toaster oven to make me a hot dog. I could've saved a lot of time and frustration with this device.

And by a lot, I mean none. Not even a little.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1274 on: 28 Oct 2008, 12:57 »

But it smiles at you while you're making it! That's gotta count for something, right?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1275 on: 28 Oct 2008, 13:20 »

It's all fun and games until hot dogs start flying out of your eyes.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1276 on: 28 Oct 2008, 13:28 »

Pie!

Save your self some time and don't read the comments on the video


(for those of you who did read the comments)

FACT: If you put the word "FACT" in front of a sentence, it automatically makes it true.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1277 on: 28 Oct 2008, 13:40 »

hahaha.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1278 on: 28 Oct 2008, 13:57 »

Also, I don't know if any of these have been posted before, but shit, it's fucking hilarious.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1280 on: 28 Oct 2008, 14:58 »

That's a hang.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1281 on: 28 Oct 2008, 15:17 »

Hey est, where is that 'cause I've never ever seen that before in Sydney.

It's on Pitt St, right near Centrepoint.  It is full of American douchebag fashion and is awful.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1282 on: 28 Oct 2008, 15:21 »

This was cute.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1283 on: 28 Oct 2008, 15:36 »

Seriously, Obama is becoming the new Chuck Norris, and i have the heavy feeling that it can't last. Eventually he's going to be president and we'll all realize he's human and be seriously disappointed.
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Yeah, I mean, "I won't kill and eat you if you won't kill and eat me" is typically a ground rule for social groups.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1284 on: 28 Oct 2008, 16:12 »

Yeah, I think some people are going to be massively disappointed with Obama when he gets in and isn't the second coming of the Lord.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1285 on: 28 Oct 2008, 16:22 »

Pfft he's not the second coming of the Lord. Jesus was the first coming of The Obama.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1286 on: 28 Oct 2008, 16:53 »

is C.h.u.c.k. n.o.r.r.i.s. on the language filter or are you messing with my posts, Est?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1287 on: 28 Oct 2008, 16:59 »

It's been a word filter for ages, like nigger, butternut, +1 and some others I can't remember.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1288 on: 28 Oct 2008, 17:27 »

which weren't filtered just then?

How'd you do that?

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1289 on: 28 Oct 2008, 17:30 »

this is incredibly not safe for work...or in public. in fact i'm putting it in code so you dont accidentally click it. but it's the funniest thing i've ever seen/heard

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1290 on: 28 Oct 2008, 17:39 »

Butternut?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1291 on: 28 Oct 2008, 17:41 »

Maybe it was butternut squash. I know it used to change to "fuck squash", maybe it's been taken off?
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« Reply #1292 on: 28 Oct 2008, 18:09 »

Don't go to cakefarts, it's just fucking dumb.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1293 on: 28 Oct 2008, 21:43 »

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« Reply #1294 on: 28 Oct 2008, 21:56 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1295 on: 28 Oct 2008, 21:59 »

Maybe it was butternut squash. I know it used to change to "fuck squash", maybe it's been taken off?

Well, originally, it was fuck filtered to butternuts, and then after some protest, butternut became fuck, and fuck was reverted. In the end it is back to normal.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1297 on: 29 Oct 2008, 06:21 »

http://www.palinaspresident.us/

also that debate thing  :-D wow
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« Reply #1298 on: 29 Oct 2008, 06:44 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1299 on: 29 Oct 2008, 07:53 »

Why are the bottle and glasses melted on the side farthest away from him, though? This bothers me.
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