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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1550 on: 21 Nov 2008, 06:16 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsPwtJCuC-U

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« Reply #1551 on: 21 Nov 2008, 08:07 »

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« Reply #1553 on: 21 Nov 2008, 20:25 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1554 on: 21 Nov 2008, 21:44 »

NSFW, but WHAT.


this picture is awesome.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1555 on: 21 Nov 2008, 21:54 »

HOLY CRAP

That's either a really good photoshop or a really bad mole.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1556 on: 21 Nov 2008, 21:56 »

Or a third nipple. They happen on occasion.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1557 on: 22 Nov 2008, 04:52 »

Third nipple, I assume. They're not uncommon, I know a few people with them.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1558 on: 22 Nov 2008, 07:25 »

Three is unusual but four is bizarre.

I'm still not sure where my extra pair came from.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1559 on: 22 Nov 2008, 07:42 »

One of my friends has five nipples in total. When she showed me the extra ones it made me really queasy.
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« Reply #1560 on: 22 Nov 2008, 07:48 »

Jesus christ. That is far too many nipples.
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« Reply #1561 on: 22 Nov 2008, 08:27 »

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« Reply #1562 on: 22 Nov 2008, 09:08 »

Or a third nipple. They happen on occasion.

You learn something new everyday, it seems.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1563 on: 22 Nov 2008, 09:37 »

Oh yeah, I have a friend with a third nipple that she's thinking about piercing as well.

I think what is so unsettling about that one though is that it is as big and normal looking as the others. My friend's doesn't look exactly like a real nipple should, it's kind of just something that's there.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1565 on: 22 Nov 2008, 14:01 »

The hell? I know people occasionally have more than two nipples, but the fact that the majority of respondents to that picture have been like "aw yeah man, I have a friend who has 20 nipples, they're gonna get that shit pierced" is disconcerting to say the least.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1566 on: 22 Nov 2008, 16:08 »

I do not know anyone with extra nipples. You freaks.
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« Reply #1567 on: 22 Nov 2008, 20:19 »

Only me, really.

(As in I'm the only one who responded with a story of a many-nippled friend, not I'm the only one with extra nipples)
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1568 on: 23 Nov 2008, 05:33 »

I wonder... If a woman has extra nipples, are they functional? Seems it would be cool if she had triplets... Or Quads!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1569 on: 23 Nov 2008, 08:43 »

This is one of the few times where I've been physically incapable of watching this to completion. It is just.. fuck man THIS is why we can't have nice things.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1570 on: 23 Nov 2008, 13:28 »

See, this is why I've always argued that there needs to be some sort of operator's license requirement before you're allowed to use a vocoder.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1571 on: 23 Nov 2008, 15:01 »

http://superbad.com/

Click on stuff.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1572 on: 23 Nov 2008, 16:12 »

Oh boy, I had to force myself to reach 1:01.

You know what makes me sad? This looks like something that will become popular.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1573 on: 23 Nov 2008, 16:15 »

Stuff Ptommy said.

Yeah, I mean, even ICP is at least making a really stupid attempt at morality tales. These guys aren't even putting effort into their terrible ideas, it's just incredibly lazy.
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« Reply #1574 on: 23 Nov 2008, 17:14 »

I couldn't make it past about :30 or so. My God, that is beyond the worst thing ever attempted.
Oh, and:

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« Reply #1575 on: 23 Nov 2008, 17:45 »

I couldn't even keep watching it past about 20 secs without sound.  I will try again when I get home, but I predict repulsion.
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« Reply #1576 on: 23 Nov 2008, 17:46 »

Correctly predicted, sir
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1577 on: 23 Nov 2008, 19:49 »

I saw this a while back and was momentarily excited:



Then I realise it probably wasn't what I was hoping it would be.
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« Reply #1578 on: 23 Nov 2008, 20:04 »

Dammit tragic_pizza that thing is going to eat my face.
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« Reply #1579 on: 23 Nov 2008, 20:50 »

That thing reminds me of so much terrible mid-nineties web design. Maybe that's because all the web design I saw during that time were the flash game websites that I frequented during computer classes at highschool.
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« Reply #1580 on: 23 Nov 2008, 21:16 »

Dammit tragic_pizza that thing is going to eat my face.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1581 on: 24 Nov 2008, 01:04 »

Oh. My. God.

Brokencyde is probably at least up there in the top 5 worst things to ever happen to music. At least they shot the video in the suburbs, where more than 70% of their fanbase will more than likely come from. Rich suburban white kids will eat this shit up. I say this because I grew up in the city, and for the most part, had never met a "scene kid," but when I moved to a predominately rich, white, suburban area, they were everywhere.

Jesus. It's just terrible.


Also, the best part actually starts at 1:54.

To quote their myspace, "such a talented band love your music to death"

sigh.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1582 on: 24 Nov 2008, 01:21 »

Why does the guy feel it necessary to shriek every 3 seconds? Half the time it's not even on a beat, it's just completely and utterly random; there's not even any rhythmic quality to it.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1583 on: 24 Nov 2008, 02:32 »

Brokencyde also has a song called Sex Toyz. And let me tell you, the lyrics are pure genius.




Also, I have found this picture and it makes me 8 different kinds of happy.



That is Neil Gaiman guys. And he is getting all snuggly with a panda!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1584 on: 24 Nov 2008, 02:38 »

Oh, jesus fucking christ, those are not lyrics, those are shit in written form.


Suddenly, I feel about a million times better about listening to NIN all the time as a highschool freshman. Compared to these people Trent Reznor should be our national poet laureate.
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« Reply #1585 on: 24 Nov 2008, 02:43 »

Man, don't hate on NIN. I love Trent Reznor. One of my mixes I have been listening to a lot lately actually has a lot of NIN on there.
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« Reply #1586 on: 24 Nov 2008, 02:45 »

NIN was too big a part of my musical experience as a young man to truly hate on. I own all of the major releases and Trent is in no way as lazy as these fuckers. But the man's lyrics? They're not so good.
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« Reply #1587 on: 24 Nov 2008, 02:49 »

Admittedly, the man is not a lyrical genius, but he is better than a good deal of the more popular acts out there.

Also, I feel really silly saying this, but he makes some really pretty music.
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« Reply #1588 on: 24 Nov 2008, 04:38 »

Don't forget the muscles.

The angry, angry muscles.
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« Reply #1589 on: 24 Nov 2008, 04:42 »

Reznor makes some pretty neato sounds. He is just a silly, angry li'l man sometimes, that's all.
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« Reply #1590 on: 24 Nov 2008, 04:54 »

Man there is nothing silly about that. NIN is highly acceptable, if for nothing else then at the very least the amazing art direction makes it worth checking out.

Rob Sheridan is their art director and he is possibly one of the funniest, smartest and most genuine people I've ever seen. I'm a huge fan of all his work - he's got a blog and he also does his own art on the side. You should check it out.
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« Reply #1591 on: 24 Nov 2008, 05:02 »

NIN is a gool guy eh wants to fuck you like an animal and doesn't afraid of anything.

Also now I see Rollins' angry, angry nipple when I close my eyes. Thanks for that. Oughtta just install a hinge in my skull the amount of times I need to scrub my brain...

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« Reply #1593 on: 24 Nov 2008, 06:14 »

I saw this a while back and was momentarily excited:

<Steven Seagal Pistol Whipped>

Then I realise it probably wasn't what I was hoping it would be.
I just read the synopsis on that movie. It's like a bad version of The Punisher, except instead of killing criminals for vengeance he kills criminals because he's a drunk with a huge gambling debt.

Shame... That title, if done right, could have been the BEST MOVIE EVAR! Particularly if it co-starred Ray Liotta.

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« Reply #1594 on: 24 Nov 2008, 09:00 »

The comments on that make me laugh.
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« Reply #1595 on: 24 Nov 2008, 10:30 »

Oh my god that was fabulous.
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« Reply #1596 on: 24 Nov 2008, 10:45 »

My mind.. she is blown.
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« Reply #1597 on: 24 Nov 2008, 11:36 »

I love how amongst all of the enthusiasm and praise (sarcastic or otherwise) there is one lone poster asking a question that truly comes from the heart: "What the F*** is wrong with you people?"
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