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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1600 on: 24 Nov 2008, 18:58 »

It's A Wonderful Internet (...Hope this isn't a repost, but I don't think it is)
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1601 on: 25 Nov 2008, 00:32 »

less yap more crap

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1602 on: 25 Nov 2008, 00:35 »

    There was a young man from Peru,
    Who had nothing whatever to do;

        So he took out his carrot
        And he fucked his parrot,

    And sent the result to the zoo.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1603 on: 25 Nov 2008, 11:20 »

Those Lego Futurama figures are pretty cool.  You can build pretty much anything with Lego.

And now, a family portrait (not mine):

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1604 on: 25 Nov 2008, 14:05 »

It's looks like it was the woman's idea since she seems to have a genuine smile on.

However, the man's eyes are dead.  Cold and dead.

This is not how he wanted his life to end up.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1605 on: 25 Nov 2008, 15:58 »

I pity the child the most, it was brought into this.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1606 on: 26 Nov 2008, 00:07 »

Thats awesome,Palin hating is so much fun lol
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1607 on: 26 Nov 2008, 00:59 »

I hope she never fades into obscurity.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1608 on: 26 Nov 2008, 01:03 »

I like that if it was just the baby in that costume it would be the cutest thing ever, but add in the adults and creeeepy.

Seriously look:



Awwwwwwwwwww



Aaaaaaaaaggghhhhhh
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1609 on: 26 Nov 2008, 01:07 »

I dunno man. That baby looks pretty creepy if you just sit there and stare for a few minutes, as if someone shaved a bear face and that's what was underneath.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1610 on: 26 Nov 2008, 01:11 »

that's not creepy that's awesome
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1611 on: 26 Nov 2008, 01:19 »



And they're even cuter underneath all that fur...
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1612 on: 26 Nov 2008, 04:48 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1614 on: 26 Nov 2008, 06:46 »

Okay this page needs to break. I'm starting to hate that picture of Henry Rollins.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1615 on: 26 Nov 2008, 07:07 »

I'm sorry, but this shit was hilarious


speaking of the Olympics, this has to be, by far, my fav gif ever.
[img width= height=]http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/14/l_9ed601a5624048f8aaf80c0cbd765325.gif[/img]



btw, sorry if this was posted already, but i love it...makes me laugh everytime
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1616 on: 26 Nov 2008, 07:13 »

Man, this page is so in need of breaking.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1617 on: 26 Nov 2008, 07:39 »

Seriously.  I hate that fucker.  Phelps is a douche.


Wait, that was back in August.  Fuck, dude.


And on the off chance this is a pagebreak:

penis.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1618 on: 26 Nov 2008, 07:42 »

Okay penis didnt work: let's try:

cocksnout

That worked one time.

EDIT: Dammit.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1619 on: 26 Nov 2008, 07:46 »

Gonna break!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1620 on: 26 Nov 2008, 07:46 »

EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO ME, PUTS ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE!

PAGE IS GONNA BREAK!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1621 on: 26 Nov 2008, 07:48 »

Fuck you for stealing my page break, you bastard.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1622 on: 26 Nov 2008, 07:55 »

Next I'll steal Jens from you.
Just give me time.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1623 on: 26 Nov 2008, 07:56 »

Man, I will fight you. You will not win.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1624 on: 26 Nov 2008, 08:57 »

Man, talk about Mutually Assured Frustration. I'm seeing fencing with radioactive flaming swordfish.

Thanks for the page break, by the way.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1625 on: 26 Nov 2008, 09:05 »

Man, I will fight you. I will not win.

I fixed it for you.
You forget that I do Kung Fu. It is not just a physical thing. They teach us tricks.
Mind tricks.
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« Reply #1626 on: 26 Nov 2008, 09:07 »

Mind tricks only work on the weak minded.

Also you are a twig. I could break you in half. Leave my Jens alone.
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« Reply #1627 on: 26 Nov 2008, 09:10 »

These are not just regular mind tricks. They are italicized mind tricks.

Much more powerful. I AM NOT A TWIG! I weigh like 140 lbs. The parts that are not bone or skin are muscle. I am tired of people making fun of me for being skinny.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1628 on: 26 Nov 2008, 09:16 »

Jace I outweigh you. And I am tenacious. You will not win.

Plus, pickaxes:
« Last Edit: 26 Nov 2008, 09:25 by Misconception »
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1629 on: 26 Nov 2008, 09:35 »














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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1630 on: 26 Nov 2008, 09:39 »

Jace I outweigh you. And I am tenacious. You will not win.

You may be tenacious, but I have a heart of fire. And the bone structure and chi flow of a Kung Fu master! I'll use the buddha palm technique on you.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1631 on: 26 Nov 2008, 11:21 »

I'm a redneck. I'll kick ya both down and walk out with jens and a case of Pabst.
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[21:19] andy: Mai, I am sorry, I am going to say this outright that I would doeverything in my power to try and have sweet girl love with you.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1632 on: 26 Nov 2008, 11:34 »

Be careful, Jens is a knight.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1633 on: 26 Nov 2008, 11:37 »

OK, well, Miller High Life, then.
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[21:19] andy: Mai, I am sorry, I am going to say this outright that I would doeverything in my power to try and have sweet girl love with you.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1634 on: 26 Nov 2008, 12:37 »

D'awww, he's such a sweetheart.
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« Reply #1635 on: 26 Nov 2008, 12:39 »

Well, of course, he does have a strict code of chivalry to follow.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1636 on: 26 Nov 2008, 16:11 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1637 on: 26 Nov 2008, 18:41 »

Oh my god you two stop fighting or I will eat you.  Don't think I won't, I'm big enough to do it.

« Last Edit: 26 Nov 2008, 19:00 by Blue Kitty »
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« Reply #1638 on: 26 Nov 2008, 19:30 »

That totally looks like a grown-up version of the fetus from Eraserhead.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1640 on: 27 Nov 2008, 08:34 »

This is why modern art can suck a fat one.

Pun not intended.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1641 on: 27 Nov 2008, 11:26 »

You know damn well that the pun was intended.
I might even say you had the gall to actually think about it and plan it out.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1642 on: 27 Nov 2008, 12:07 »

Here is a replica of a poster that someone has put up in my college (the actual one is handwritten and looks just like a "missing cat" poster).



It is my favourite poster ever.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1643 on: 27 Nov 2008, 18:16 »

Man, the first two mic blowjobs aren't even any good.  The third one would probably be passable, but they are definitely all more "I learned how to suck cock by watching porn" than something based on male physiology.
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« Reply #1644 on: 28 Nov 2008, 17:04 »

i know, i know they saw his avatar (it drives people to madness)
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1645 on: 28 Nov 2008, 17:37 »

The first of the Lord of the Rings movies is on tv tonight, but I prefer the oldschool lotr movies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1646 on: 29 Nov 2008, 00:34 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXJnOjAGR24


The best float in the Macy's day parade
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1647 on: 29 Nov 2008, 00:41 »

Are you friggin serious?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1648 on: 29 Nov 2008, 00:49 »

I did not ever know that a meme could die.
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« Reply #1649 on: 29 Nov 2008, 03:12 »

I didnt see that coming but it was totally awesome (and yes i like that song)
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