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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1650 on: 29 Nov 2008, 03:50 »

Why would they get Rick Astley to show up on a macys float, all the way from the UK, just to lip synch to an edited version of the song? Seems like a wasted oppurtunity.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1651 on: 29 Nov 2008, 12:24 »

Meh, not so sure. I was watching that live and totally didn't expect it, so it caught me off guard completely. Also, everyone lip synchs in the Macy's parade, it would be impossible to get everyone hooked up.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1652 on: 29 Nov 2008, 19:46 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1653 on: 30 Nov 2008, 03:05 »

I don't know whether that is sad or hilarious.

Way to make me ambiguous, jerk.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1654 on: 30 Nov 2008, 04:17 »

ooo assassins,cool


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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1656 on: 30 Nov 2008, 15:51 »

murdered by daft punk.

those guys are dicks.


edit: YOU GUYS YAP TOO MUCH, POST MORE CRAP, FAGGOTS


« Last Edit: 30 Nov 2008, 19:15 by Trollstormur »
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1657 on: 30 Nov 2008, 19:25 »

FUCK YEAH DOUBLE POST


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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1658 on: 30 Nov 2008, 21:40 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1660 on: 01 Dec 2008, 06:11 »

The best comment on that video:

"the fifth kid, HOLY GOD! SHE'S EATING MY SOUL"

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1661 on: 01 Dec 2008, 07:38 »



tee hee
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1662 on: 01 Dec 2008, 11:57 »

D'aww, my mom's my favorite flavor, too!

We have so much in common.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1664 on: 01 Dec 2008, 15:55 »

I'm not gonna lie. i fuckin' love bullfrogs.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1665 on: 01 Dec 2008, 18:10 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1666 on: 01 Dec 2008, 21:02 »

Whoa
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1667 on: 01 Dec 2008, 21:08 »

I present to you the answer to all your storage problems.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1668 on: 01 Dec 2008, 21:11 »

that's my new desktop.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1669 on: 02 Dec 2008, 06:21 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1670 on: 02 Dec 2008, 07:02 »

Thats awesome.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1671 on: 02 Dec 2008, 09:50 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1672 on: 02 Dec 2008, 10:22 »

Epic.

That kid in the back is all like *OMG NO WAI HE BROK MEH CASTLE!!!*
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1673 on: 02 Dec 2008, 11:58 »



He does many things, the sand bearing child.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1674 on: 02 Dec 2008, 12:05 »

WHERE DID THE CHILD IN THE BACKGROUND GO?

I think Baby Explanation ate him. And has gas. Thus, the facial expression.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1675 on: 02 Dec 2008, 12:30 »

















some/most/all have probably been posted before but in PT1 and are probably broken by now WHATEVER
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1676 on: 02 Dec 2008, 15:38 »

WHERE DID THE CHILD IN THE BACKGROUND GO?

I think Baby Explanation ate him. And has gas. Thus, the facial expression.


Epic.

That kid in the back is all like *OMG NO WAI HE BROK MEH CASTLE!!!*



hey, you. post more crap.


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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1677 on: 02 Dec 2008, 20:24 »

Moar crap you say? How bout my favorite thing from last Pointless Thread?

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1678 on: 02 Dec 2008, 20:32 »

Man, I can think of a lot of things more awesome than the house band at DragonCon '83.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1679 on: 02 Dec 2008, 20:41 »

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« Reply #1680 on: 02 Dec 2008, 20:43 »

Like that.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1681 on: 02 Dec 2008, 21:25 »

You can hear his voice in your head

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« Reply #1682 on: 02 Dec 2008, 22:14 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1683 on: 02 Dec 2008, 23:06 »

Holy shit it winks!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1684 on: 02 Dec 2008, 23:41 »

The Thornberries!

That voice is going to be in my head while I try to fall asleep now.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1685 on: 03 Dec 2008, 00:41 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1686 on: 03 Dec 2008, 09:14 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1687 on: 03 Dec 2008, 09:28 »

I present to you the answer to all your storage problems.

Hey, that's right down the street from Big Bill Hell's Cars!

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1688 on: 03 Dec 2008, 21:25 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1689 on: 03 Dec 2008, 22:01 »

This ladies' queefs sound like the U.S. National Anthem!


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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1690 on: 03 Dec 2008, 22:18 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1692 on: 04 Dec 2008, 00:45 »





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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1693 on: 04 Dec 2008, 08:40 »

That Santa Claus one is sweet!


I've only seen House a few times, but as far as I can tell, the plot is always the same, and goes something like this:

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1694 on: 04 Dec 2008, 08:47 »

You missed the part where House is wrong about the first drug.  Then everyone is like "oh house is wrong and an asshole but it's okay he's a good doctor"

Later, House sees a random thing in life and says "oh that's right i'm a good doctor i forgot for a while no big deal guys"
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1695 on: 04 Dec 2008, 08:47 »

You are right on the money there
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1696 on: 04 Dec 2008, 09:00 »

Wait, where's the part where House takes some of the drugs too? Or are we past that?
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« Reply #1698 on: 04 Dec 2008, 10:19 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1699 on: 04 Dec 2008, 16:05 »

That was both really awesome and really, really long.
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