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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1700 on: 04 Dec 2008, 16:42 »

Well, World War II was kinda long.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1701 on: 04 Dec 2008, 16:47 »

Didn't Roosevelt attempt to end the war quickly by flying a MISSION ACCOMPLISHED banner on an aircraft carrier?

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1702 on: 04 Dec 2008, 18:10 »

I GOT NUKES!

Despite the fact that it's long, I still can watch/read it over and over.

Edit:

Found this bundle of awesome-ness in my photobucket just now. I wanted to share.



Boo at it being so damn small.
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« Reply #1703 on: 04 Dec 2008, 22:31 »

I would hate horny zombies.


Draw music

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1704 on: 05 Dec 2008, 04:49 »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7766666.stm

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1705 on: 05 Dec 2008, 11:26 »

i'm not going to lie, i definitely shed a tear or two when i saw this
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1706 on: 05 Dec 2008, 11:33 »

Happy Holidays, everyone!  :wink:



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1707 on: 05 Dec 2008, 19:18 »

Jingle Balls?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1708 on: 05 Dec 2008, 20:37 »

Ow...my head
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« Reply #1709 on: 05 Dec 2008, 21:43 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1710 on: 05 Dec 2008, 21:50 »

Wasn't there a clusterfuck of eegra stuff about 10 pages back or so?  I can't recall.  Whatever, death unicorns are sick.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1711 on: 05 Dec 2008, 21:59 »

I am a little disturbed by the tiny unicorn dong.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1712 on: 06 Dec 2008, 02:37 »

http://www.whoppervirgins.com/


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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1713 on: 06 Dec 2008, 07:28 »

McDonalds already did that ... like ... five years ago
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1714 on: 06 Dec 2008, 14:20 »



fap fap fap fap fap fap
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1715 on: 06 Dec 2008, 14:32 »

Your avatar compliments that post too well.

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« Reply #1716 on: 06 Dec 2008, 14:39 »

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP   :-D (YOUR AVATAR)
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« Reply #1717 on: 06 Dec 2008, 20:06 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1718 on: 06 Dec 2008, 20:09 »

wut
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« Reply #1719 on: 06 Dec 2008, 20:09 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1720 on: 06 Dec 2008, 20:10 »

Man, nature is such a cruel bastard sometimes.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1721 on: 06 Dec 2008, 20:17 »

That Wall-E pic would maybe be funny if it was legible?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1722 on: 06 Dec 2008, 20:41 »

No, Dovey. It wouldn't.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1723 on: 06 Dec 2008, 20:43 »

I couldn't tell because I can't read it
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1724 on: 06 Dec 2008, 20:51 »

--But listen! She never actually said "no"--So its ok.
--No dude. She was hibernating
--  but!
--    No
--Wall-e, what you did is RAPE, you raped Eve
you. look. Gorgeous!

I'm pretty sure either this or something very similar was already posted.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1725 on: 06 Dec 2008, 21:07 »

Probably, it came from the Punks and Nerds Doug thing where he rapes Pattie.  I think I also found a better Wall E one where he is talking to Mo.
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« Reply #1726 on: 07 Dec 2008, 09:30 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1727 on: 07 Dec 2008, 10:29 »

Poop.

Things eat your poop.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1728 on: 07 Dec 2008, 11:33 »

Fork Lift Safety Is Important!

Some kind Final Destination training video.
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« Reply #1729 on: 07 Dec 2008, 12:22 »

awww yeah
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1730 on: 07 Dec 2008, 16:30 »

Chemistry safety is also important

Kids, don't let modesty make your injury worse!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1731 on: 07 Dec 2008, 18:47 »

he so walked behind him on purpose!
look at his fucking face
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1732 on: 07 Dec 2008, 18:49 »

In my high school it was a measure of pride how many times you've seen that video. I only saw it once, sadly.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1733 on: 07 Dec 2008, 18:52 »

I love the first one. The hand is like "oh fuck oh fuck, what have I done, wow that was stupid"
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1734 on: 07 Dec 2008, 19:02 »

STOP LOOKING AT ME WHEN I'M NAKED YOU ASS.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1735 on: 07 Dec 2008, 19:07 »

In my high school it was a measure of pride how many times you've seen that video. I only saw it once, sadly.

I had the privilege of watching that video three times
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1736 on: 07 Dec 2008, 19:10 »

New theme: Stupid safety films?

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1737 on: 07 Dec 2008, 19:20 »

If there's one thing that safety films has taught me, it's that if there's a container of compressed gas it will always get knocked over and turn into a giant projectile.
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« Reply #1738 on: 07 Dec 2008, 19:22 »

God that narrator was boring.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1739 on: 07 Dec 2008, 20:00 »

If there is one thing safety films have taught me it is that people will glass-eyedly perform stupidly dangerous shit in a rote, detached and mechanical fashion if someone in a voiceover/loudspeaker explains what is about to happen in an exceedingly boring monotone.

Always wear earplugs in the DANGER ZONE, people.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1740 on: 07 Dec 2008, 20:08 »

The music in that video was hilarious, but honestly you take safety videos (even stupid ones) a lot more seriously after you see some of the crazy stupid shit people do. It's one area of life where I am sometimes the humorless prick that everyone else is annoyed by; I can't help it. Y'know, the sort of humorless person summed up by this lightbulb joke:


Q: How many overly cautious lifeguards does it take to change a lightbulb?


A: That's not funny.
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« Reply #1741 on: 07 Dec 2008, 20:23 »

In my high school it was a measure of pride how many times you've seen that video. I only saw it once, sadly.

In my home town, it was however many times you saw the movie The Miracle of Life, it was basically a movie that followed from conception to a very messy, very real, live birth full on view. Depending on which school you went to and which classes you took, you could catch this video multiple times between junior high and high school. I was unlucky enough to see it 3 times. Once in 7th grade Life Science, once in 9th grade biology, and in my 11th grade AP biology class. that movie is brutal guys. Like, if I remember right I think the mother chose not to have an epidural. Not so much a measure of pride at watching it but more in commiseration with other put through it. I mean, totally not prepared as a 7th grader for that, though I remember all of our reactions to that scene were priceless in that class. It was that teacher's first year at the school and I think she may have been reprimanded for showing it.
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« Reply #1742 on: 07 Dec 2008, 20:31 »

Oh christ, that movie.  I had to watch that in 7th and 11th.  We also had a guy come and show us STD slides (strange colored genitals...like silver).
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1743 on: 07 Dec 2008, 20:52 »

The music in that video was hilarious, but honestly you take safety videos (even stupid ones) a lot more seriously after you see some of the crazy stupid shit people do. It's one area of life where I am sometimes the humorless prick that everyone else is annoyed by; I can't help it. Y'know, the sort of humorless person summed up by this lightbulb joke:


Q: How many overly cautious lifeguards does it take to change a lightbulb?


A: That's not funny.
Oh, I get it. It isn't funny that, at least 1-2 times a week, the ambulance carries someone off from here.
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« Reply #1744 on: 07 Dec 2008, 21:24 »

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« Reply #1745 on: 08 Dec 2008, 01:45 »

that ninja thing is totally awesome when Eagles - peacegul easy feeling is playing
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« Reply #1747 on: 08 Dec 2008, 08:05 »

Sigworthy!

Also, that forklift video is hilarious. So over the top.
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« Reply #1748 on: 08 Dec 2008, 10:30 »

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« Reply #1749 on: 08 Dec 2008, 10:52 »

I guess I'm a dick... But then I cheat and use a mnemonic. There's a simple little rhyme which, if you can memorise it, will enable you to remember Pi to 20 digits. Simply count the number of letters in each word (including the title) for the relevant digit. In order to help people avoid getting confused I've omitted the punctuation. That was intentional, not just me being a smeghead.



I'm assuming here that you *want* to remember Pi to more than 4 or 5 decimal places. If you don't then... Ok, mea culpa.
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