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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1801 on: 09 Dec 2008, 21:30 »

lol @ dread hawk

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1802 on: 09 Dec 2008, 23:32 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59KpXaalHno


I cant stop watching this



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« Reply #1803 on: 10 Dec 2008, 01:59 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1804 on: 10 Dec 2008, 02:23 »

Dude O.o wtf?

Thats messed up! I LOVE IT!  :laugh:
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1805 on: 10 Dec 2008, 05:18 »

What is that thing that looks like a microscopic shrimpcrab but is bigger than a cat? It's sorta greypink and has shiny silver eyes and I see it all over the e-nets and it's making me type long run-on sentences.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1806 on: 10 Dec 2008, 05:35 »

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1807 on: 10 Dec 2008, 09:28 »

No, not that thing. This thing.
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« Reply #1808 on: 10 Dec 2008, 09:54 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1809 on: 10 Dec 2008, 10:15 »

Engrish Picture

I love Engrish.com

It's all kinds of unintentional funny.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1810 on: 10 Dec 2008, 10:21 »

yes


Sweet what i get? Laid? oh wait im getting hammered so im bound to get laid.
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« Reply #1811 on: 10 Dec 2008, 10:36 »

What is that thing that looks like a microscopic shrimpcrab but is bigger than a cat? It's sorta greypink and has shiny silver eyes and I see it all over the e-nets and it's making me type long run-on sentences.

It's a Giant Isopod.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_isopod
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1812 on: 10 Dec 2008, 11:38 »

I have read the giant isopod article like 6 times. Everytime someone links it I read it again.

God damn I'm bored.
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« Reply #1813 on: 10 Dec 2008, 11:53 »

I can entertain you. just say word and i will find first thing that come in my mind and post it in here.
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« Reply #1814 on: 10 Dec 2008, 12:03 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1815 on: 10 Dec 2008, 12:07 »


This will do it for long time





« Last Edit: 10 Dec 2008, 12:19 by Dollface »
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1816 on: 10 Dec 2008, 12:21 »

That last picture may be the most disgusting thing I have ever seen.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1817 on: 10 Dec 2008, 12:23 »

Next please

Edit: now im bored
« Last Edit: 10 Dec 2008, 12:48 by Dollface »
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1818 on: 10 Dec 2008, 14:31 »

i'm fairly new to the QC forums. hope i don't break any forum rules accidentally...

this is me right now.... (except QC forums, not porn.)


this is why....

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1819 on: 10 Dec 2008, 14:37 »

That's pretty completely untrue. Working in a cubicle was actually one of the easiest jobs I ever had in terms of ease of goofing off, second only to my current job where I don't even have a cube.
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« Reply #1820 on: 10 Dec 2008, 14:54 »

When i was pro-sl/ma that was easiest job ever.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1821 on: 10 Dec 2008, 15:08 »

i think this is still the easiest job i've had so far. my co-worker slacks as much as i do and we watch each other's back.
but our new boss has no sense of humour. it should be a requirement for IT.
i came in after lunch yesterday, in a good mood, and i say "hey mike! what's up?"
and he (mike, the boss) says "everything's down!"
and i say "so nothing?"
he didn't laugh.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1822 on: 10 Dec 2008, 16:31 »

Michy I read your post and thought you were Ladybug because you two have the same avatar.  It was confusing for a moment.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1823 on: 10 Dec 2008, 19:58 »

*buncha pictures of church sign argument...*

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[21:19] andy: Mai, I am sorry, I am going to say this outright that I would doeverything in my power to try and have sweet girl love with you.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1824 on: 10 Dec 2008, 20:49 »


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« Reply #1825 on: 10 Dec 2008, 21:20 »

HALIFAX HATES YOU

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1826 on: 10 Dec 2008, 22:58 »

Me and Kat went to Goodwill to get some vinyl records for fun and we got some doozys. These are our favorite finds.

Oh the 60's.. and seriously what the hell is up with that name.



Alan McGill.... child molester



And this one is just fucking awesome. I still need to actually go over to Kat's parent's house to listen to it.


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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1827 on: 10 Dec 2008, 23:07 »

Your mom's mom probably thought Engelbert Humperdinck was the shit.

And yes, people used to dress like that, and that's his real hair...
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1829 on: 10 Dec 2008, 23:54 »



Also: What teh grrlz are saying about teh Hasselhoff...

« Last Edit: 11 Dec 2008, 00:02 by tragic_pizza »
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1830 on: 11 Dec 2008, 00:48 »

Man Engelbert Humperdinck is still the shit.
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« Reply #1831 on: 11 Dec 2008, 01:01 »

Engelbert Humperdinck is a vampire! nowdays his name is Jemaine Clement, they are the same person but he dont fool me with his glasses, no sirrree
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1832 on: 11 Dec 2008, 01:12 »

WHAT IS BROWN AND RHYMES WITH SNOOP?

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1834 on: 11 Dec 2008, 06:46 »

they have a fucking castle built in the 13th century by the Knights Templar...


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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1835 on: 11 Dec 2008, 07:21 »

I'm buying in right fucking now
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« Reply #1836 on: 11 Dec 2008, 07:31 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1837 on: 11 Dec 2008, 09:31 »

Hilarious.
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« Reply #1838 on: 11 Dec 2008, 09:56 »

Please explain this joke
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1839 on: 11 Dec 2008, 10:35 »

Go to the Books & Movies subforum and look at the Twilight thread.
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« Reply #1840 on: 11 Dec 2008, 10:44 »

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My name is John McCain, and I approve of this message.

I'm not really John McCain, see I just said that to get your attention. John McCain doesn't really approve of this message. I mean, he might, but I don't know. I don't even know if he knows about it, but I think he would approve if he did know.
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« Reply #1841 on: 11 Dec 2008, 16:45 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1842 on: 11 Dec 2008, 17:03 »

Calvin and Hobbes snowmen

Man, I love those comics.
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« Reply #1843 on: 11 Dec 2008, 21:25 »


This makes a great Xmas gift for your cat.
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« Reply #1844 on: 11 Dec 2008, 23:01 »

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« Reply #1845 on: 12 Dec 2008, 01:06 »

Wow.
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« Reply #1846 on: 12 Dec 2008, 01:19 »

Fuck yeah

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1847 on: 12 Dec 2008, 05:57 »




NO
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« Reply #1848 on: 12 Dec 2008, 07:39 »

YES
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« Reply #1849 on: 12 Dec 2008, 08:24 »

CHANGE IS TAKING THE SEVENTH DICK! THIS ONE'S FOR YOU J0N!

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