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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1951 on: 19 Dec 2008, 09:52 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1952 on: 19 Dec 2008, 11:29 »

oh my
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1953 on: 19 Dec 2008, 18:51 »

i've been looking for this since rotten.com was forced to take it down.

a real treasure of the internet.
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« Reply #1954 on: 19 Dec 2008, 22:04 »




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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1955 on: 19 Dec 2008, 22:14 »

man i am not a fan of those ripoff graphics.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1956 on: 20 Dec 2008, 16:59 »

tommy, you're a fan of these sorts of headlines right?

http://gizmodo.com/5047183/giant-freezer-can-hold-fighter-jets-megatron

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1957 on: 20 Dec 2008, 19:27 »

be careful with those, it's a slippery slope



and now for something else
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1958 on: 20 Dec 2008, 20:53 »

be careful with those, it's a slippery slope

wut?
















oh, and this one
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1959 on: 20 Dec 2008, 21:30 »

I feel like making a Gingerbread man joke.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1960 on: 20 Dec 2008, 21:47 »



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« Reply #1961 on: 20 Dec 2008, 21:58 »

Oh god Joe my sides.
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« Reply #1962 on: 20 Dec 2008, 22:17 »

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« Reply #1963 on: 21 Dec 2008, 00:13 »




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« Reply #1964 on: 21 Dec 2008, 00:37 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1966 on: 21 Dec 2008, 02:36 »

http://funnyjunk.com/movies/1638/Malfunctioning+Dog/

Ok, wtf is wrong here?
Nevermind, I've read the comments. Actually quite bizzare.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1967 on: 21 Dec 2008, 11:13 »

Notice how cool that guy in the chick video is with his semi-fauxhawk. 

so hip
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1968 on: 21 Dec 2008, 13:04 »

I find these videos captivating and I'm not sure why:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhVRL9q8bis

There's just something brilliant about the concept of an airhead with a really thick accent explaining the etymology of English words.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1969 on: 21 Dec 2008, 23:33 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1970 on: 22 Dec 2008, 11:47 »

Is that from Metropolis?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1971 on: 22 Dec 2008, 15:28 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1972 on: 22 Dec 2008, 16:59 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1973 on: 22 Dec 2008, 17:07 »

Don't worry it isn't me.

If it were me you wouldn't have been able to either see well enough to type nor have the sanity left to be coherent.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1974 on: 22 Dec 2008, 17:12 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1975 on: 22 Dec 2008, 17:41 »

I heard this is a real commercial in Canada.  I hope so.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyyNDG9FMgY
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1976 on: 22 Dec 2008, 18:19 »

Unfortunately, I know this is an actual Canadian PSA.

Canada does not fuck around when it comes to soup safety.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1977 on: 22 Dec 2008, 18:53 »

After watching that I will stick to my crack cocaine and unprotected sex. working in a kitchen looks scary.

ps Merry Christmas.



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1978 on: 22 Dec 2008, 19:03 »

Canada does not fuck around when it comes to soup safety.

Do I have enough forum cred to sigquote? I sure hope so.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1979 on: 22 Dec 2008, 19:06 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1980 on: 22 Dec 2008, 19:31 »




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« Reply #1981 on: 22 Dec 2008, 19:33 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1982 on: 22 Dec 2008, 20:04 »

I like how in each one they make sure that the dead person is still partially at fault....way to support those workers!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1983 on: 22 Dec 2008, 21:45 »



Also, this.  A weird comic from Bruce Timm, brought to you but our own Gargoyle Kitty.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1984 on: 22 Dec 2008, 23:59 »

Cant decide if that pic is more messed up than the comic...



Hmm...Tough choice



also whats that guy doing with that dog anyway?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1985 on: 23 Dec 2008, 00:11 »

Actually, Joe Lansdale is to blame; Timms just did the art.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1986 on: 23 Dec 2008, 06:10 »

That comic was awesome.


Agreed

The whole thing was messed up but was great to read,the ending threw me off though.
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« Reply #1987 on: 23 Dec 2008, 12:07 »

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« Reply #1988 on: 23 Dec 2008, 12:12 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1990 on: 23 Dec 2008, 17:30 »





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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1991 on: 23 Dec 2008, 18:24 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1992 on: 23 Dec 2008, 18:54 »

BTW, Silent Rage is easily one of the most ridiculously bad movies ever, and I deeply apologize if I have neglected to mention it in the Terrible Movies Thread. It needs to be seen to be believed.
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« Reply #1993 on: 23 Dec 2008, 19:04 »

Man, Silent Rage is an amazingly entertaining terrible movie.
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« Reply #1994 on: 23 Dec 2008, 19:14 »

To me, that movie is the film equivalent of Rush. I'm not really in a hurry to sit through it again, but making jokes about it has enriched my life on so many levels that I cannot help but feel affection towards it. It has one of those special kind of plots where you know exactly what is going to happen even as rational thought rebels against the realization.
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« Reply #1995 on: 23 Dec 2008, 19:15 »

wow

Ooh! I found these videos searching for venomfangx's ridiculous creationist videos. They're really interesting, educational, and amusing.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1997 on: 24 Dec 2008, 03:19 »

I only found the lyrics and the last joke funny.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1998 on: 24 Dec 2008, 04:02 »



Look on my president, ye mighty, and despair.
I, for one, am glad to have a president that's ripped.

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« Reply #1999 on: 24 Dec 2008, 10:28 »

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