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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2100 on: 03 Jan 2009, 08:25 »

THIS IS THE POINTLESS THREAD

GET OUT

GET OUT NOW
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2101 on: 03 Jan 2009, 12:01 »





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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2102 on: 03 Jan 2009, 12:54 »

That is cute.


So Cute.


So vary vary Cute.



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2103 on: 03 Jan 2009, 13:18 »

Poor little guy. :( Recently my bf's dad's gf's ex-husband's (following me?) dog had to have a cast. They initially put on a pink one like that, but he had them swap it out for a blue one because "a guy dog shouldn't have a pink cast".
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2104 on: 03 Jan 2009, 14:29 »

FOX News, how we love you.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2105 on: 03 Jan 2009, 14:35 »

I love how they get all defensive and self-righteous like they're ten or something. I'm not even particularly offended by the message, it was probably just a couple of people wishing their black friend or relative to do well, but then Fox has to be all twatty about it.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2106 on: 03 Jan 2009, 14:39 »

linked from that post was this one:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/01/kathy-griffins-dicks-joke_n_154643.html

Ordinarily Kathy Griffin annoys me, but that was pretty awesome.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2107 on: 03 Jan 2009, 14:43 »

But, but, he speaks the truth! MG42 is arguably one of the finest heavy machine guns ever created! They last for fucking ever, the Norwegian army just stopped using the last of them twenty years ago.

And, if I'm informed correctly, now they're using the MG3, which is basically just a slightly modded version of the MG42 that uses standard NATO ammunition.

And of course both the Leopard 1 and Leopard 2 tanks and several assault rifles by Heckler & Koch.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2109 on: 03 Jan 2009, 17:59 »

rape is funny.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2110 on: 03 Jan 2009, 18:05 »

That is the worst joke I've ever read.

It made me laugh because it makes no sense at all.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2111 on: 03 Jan 2009, 18:07 »

Where was the joke part of that joke. There wasn't even a recognizable punchline.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2112 on: 03 Jan 2009, 18:08 »

"THE ARISTOCRATS!"
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2113 on: 03 Jan 2009, 18:09 »

the comments are by far the worst part -

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That joke is disgusting but funny & cute.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2114 on: 03 Jan 2009, 18:18 »

jens i see your terrible joke and raise you this
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2115 on: 03 Jan 2009, 18:29 »

Quick something I just saw, and as this is the pointless thread I am unlikely to be penalised for bringing it up. Christian Bale, at the age of 9 selling Pacman breakfast cereal... I love early morning TV
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2116 on: 03 Jan 2009, 18:36 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2117 on: 03 Jan 2009, 19:57 »

http://www.dirtyjokesinc.com/joke-dirty_jokes-16745.htm

Put your mouse over the word "Baby",and read the window that shows up.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2118 on: 03 Jan 2009, 20:49 »

CAPITALISM IN ACTION!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2119 on: 03 Jan 2009, 20:54 »

Oh my god.

I need that.

My plant needs that. Augustus must become a Jedi, damn it. (Augustus is my aloe plant.)
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2120 on: 03 Jan 2009, 21:33 »

AMUSING SIGNS SEEN AROUND TOWN
Part 1 in an occasional series


Riding into the city this afternoon I passed by a construction site. As is often the case, the temporary walls around the construction site were adorned with the name of the firm responsible for either the construction or the design of the building being built (it was unclear which). As is also often the case, the name of the company was comprised of two surnames, presumably those of the original or principle partners in the firm. The name of the company was:

HOOKER
COCKRAM
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2121 on: 03 Jan 2009, 22:01 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2122 on: 03 Jan 2009, 23:04 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2123 on: 03 Jan 2009, 23:48 »

I was catching up on old pages of this thread earlier, and saw the post about the Obama dildo.

Then just now there was something on the news about the American economy, and Obama's "MASSIVE STIMULUS PACKAGE".

I smiled.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2124 on: 03 Jan 2009, 23:51 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2125 on: 03 Jan 2009, 23:53 »

I sure wish a politician would do something to stimulate my economy.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2126 on: 04 Jan 2009, 02:04 »

I just want to back up a sec and say that whenever I hear about German quality, it makes me think of those V-Dub commercials.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2127 on: 04 Jan 2009, 08:25 »

If yelley ever comes into this thread I have a feeling that she will like this:

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2128 on: 04 Jan 2009, 12:35 »

She will like blank nothingness?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2129 on: 04 Jan 2009, 12:45 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2130 on: 04 Jan 2009, 12:51 »

I can see it on liz's post now that I went to the website and allowed the scripts for that page.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2131 on: 04 Jan 2009, 12:57 »









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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2132 on: 04 Jan 2009, 13:17 »

That Scrabble gravestone is cute but depressing. The guy was so young (and engaged, and had siblings).
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2134 on: 04 Jan 2009, 19:26 »

Scrabble tombstone is missing a double word score just to the right of "son"

/pointless
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2135 on: 04 Jan 2009, 19:40 »

Yes. I'm sure that troubled the family at the time.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2136 on: 04 Jan 2009, 22:29 »

This man is upset with you

Oh my, this is the first time I've ever actually looked at craigslist.

Edit: Also,
« Last Edit: 04 Jan 2009, 22:35 by Boro_Bandito »
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2137 on: 04 Jan 2009, 23:48 »

Oh gosh.

I lost a screenshot of a craigslist ad that I had on my old computer, but it went something like this.

"i found a single page of pornography behind Balucci's Indian restaurant.

if it is yours, please come pick it up. it made me very uncomfortable"
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2138 on: 05 Jan 2009, 05:08 »

"Balucci's Indian Restaurant"? ? ?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2139 on: 05 Jan 2009, 13:35 »

the more you know!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2140 on: 05 Jan 2009, 14:05 »

Awesome.

I would so stop by for a nights stay.


To bad i wont need to anytime soon  :cry:
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2141 on: 05 Jan 2009, 14:08 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2142 on: 05 Jan 2009, 18:47 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2143 on: 05 Jan 2009, 18:50 »

"Balucci's Indian Restaurant"? ? ?

http://www.baluchis.com/

I misspelled it originally.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2144 on: 05 Jan 2009, 19:03 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2145 on: 05 Jan 2009, 23:37 »

That church sign is amazing.

The most amazing part is the slogan: "Finding and feeding his sheep". I mean, I know there's the whole flock/shepherd metaphor going on in Christianity, but I've never heard of a church actually referring to its congregation as sheep.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2146 on: 06 Jan 2009, 00:20 »

So... Let me just be sure I've got this right... If I kiss a girl and like it then I'm going to hell? So if I kiss a boy and like it, kiss a girl and don't like it or kiss a boy and don't like it then I'm fine?

Well, the gay men are OK, as are the straight women... It's the straight men and lesbians who are in trouble.

This is why I prefer Atheism... And sheep.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2147 on: 06 Jan 2009, 01:04 »

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2148 on: 06 Jan 2009, 07:53 »

I FUKKEN HATE JUICE!!

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2149 on: 06 Jan 2009, 08:36 »

This caused me to laugh.
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