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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2150 on: 06 Jan 2009, 10:56 »

Speaking of funny church signs, there's this church near me that has a sign saying, 'God invented the weekend.' Every time I see it I'm like NO WAI.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2152 on: 06 Jan 2009, 11:15 »

... I don't actually want to know where they got that costume from, or why he is wearing it.

On the slightly old topic of bad jokes, here is my favourite:

What's blue and square?
An orange in disguise.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2153 on: 06 Jan 2009, 11:41 »

I give you guys Rock Smith.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2154 on: 06 Jan 2009, 11:54 »

I do not know what to say about that, It creeps me out.
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« Reply #2155 on: 06 Jan 2009, 12:45 »

At first all i could do was tilt my head to the side to see it,then i laughed. Nice. Vary nice.
I'd like to see other stars done like that,he looks awesome btw.
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« Reply #2156 on: 06 Jan 2009, 13:07 »





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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2157 on: 06 Jan 2009, 14:22 »

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCK, I AM SMALL AND INSIGNIFICANT.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2158 on: 06 Jan 2009, 14:24 »

Aw man, that Hubble Deep Field data is incredible.

More on that.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2159 on: 06 Jan 2009, 17:34 »

woah,my mind,she is blown.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2160 on: 06 Jan 2009, 17:42 »

Narration makes me angry.
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« Reply #2161 on: 06 Jan 2009, 17:44 »

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCK, I AM SMALL AND INSIGNIFICANT.

So is everyone else though, so it all balances out.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2162 on: 06 Jan 2009, 19:42 »

Narration makes me angry.

Seriously.  That guy is no Morgan Freeman.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2163 on: 06 Jan 2009, 20:09 »

Aw man, that Hubble Deep Field data is incredible.

More on that.

I usually use the same argument he does about the idea of so many planets and galaxies there must be other life.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2164 on: 06 Jan 2009, 21:42 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2165 on: 06 Jan 2009, 22:24 »

Shit, someone sells air guitars guys

They're going fast you better hurry
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2166 on: 06 Jan 2009, 23:26 »

Shit, that's an old fashioned Stratocaster air guitar.
And at that price, it's a steal.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2167 on: 06 Jan 2009, 23:42 »

Fuck that, you could make your own for half the price.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2168 on: 07 Jan 2009, 00:26 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2170 on: 07 Jan 2009, 08:58 »

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No ski bum jokes, please: Man gets stuck upside-down, bare-bottomed on Colo. ski lift

By Associated Press
    8:02 PM CST, January 6, 2009

VAIL, Colo. (AP) — A guy who dangled upside down from a ski lift with his bare bottom exposed probably doesn't want to hear any "ski bum" jokes. Officials at Vail Resorts in Colorado say the 48-year-old man was trying to get on the Blue Ski basin lift on New Year's Day. They haven't said what went wrong.

Workers stopped the lift, backed it up 10 or 12 feet and rescued the man after about seven minutes. His name hasn't been released.

Bystanders snapped photos and posted them on the Internet, showing a man who looks to be hanging by one ski boot, his ski pants and underwear apparently snagged in the chair and reaching no farther than his knees.

Vail spokeswoman Liz Biebl confirmed the photos on one site were, in fact, the victim.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2171 on: 07 Jan 2009, 10:09 »

People under 40 still wear white underwear??
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2172 on: 07 Jan 2009, 10:43 »

Judging by his arse, I'd say he's roughly 48.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2173 on: 07 Jan 2009, 11:35 »

When did you develop the ability to judge a person's age by the appearance of their ass?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2174 on: 07 Jan 2009, 11:46 »

High school biology.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2175 on: 07 Jan 2009, 12:06 »

That, and, you know, it's in the article quoted right above it.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2176 on: 07 Jan 2009, 12:08 »

Man, what kind of biology class was that?

"Today we will take an in-depth look at identifying how old a person is by the contours of the lines in their ass-cheeks!"
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2177 on: 07 Jan 2009, 12:13 »

In the case of men, it's really just a matter of a few formulae based on how much the arse just looks like it's part of the rest of the body.

That, and, you know, it's in the article quoted right above it.

Shh, man, shh.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2178 on: 07 Jan 2009, 13:32 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2179 on: 07 Jan 2009, 17:36 »

http://www.metaphilm.com/philm.php?id=29_0_2_0

Calvin & Hobbes/Fight Club parallels.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2180 on: 07 Jan 2009, 19:10 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2181 on: 07 Jan 2009, 20:42 »

Uhh...


Dude thats messed up.

Big time.  :|
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2182 on: 07 Jan 2009, 20:45 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2183 on: 07 Jan 2009, 20:49 »

That made me laugh.

Well done. Well done.


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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2184 on: 07 Jan 2009, 21:25 »

Yup, nothing says chuckles like barely suppressed homicidal rage within the context of a suffocating marriage to a latently violent man.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2185 on: 07 Jan 2009, 21:38 »

Man, I was going to post that next, just waiting for the right time to pull it out.  Damn, all that searching for nothing now.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2186 on: 07 Jan 2009, 21:51 »



"And I went to see the doctor of philosophy
With a poster of rasputin and a beard down to his knee"

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2187 on: 07 Jan 2009, 23:27 »

Some random "Wow, people can do that?" videos.

A master musician clearly enjoying himself.

Awesome beatboxing doesn't get old.

Expecially not when it's REALLY funny.

... OK, I didn't want to double-post, but I had to put this here.  This video inspires such a deeply visceral positive reaction from me that it literally hurts to resist smiling while I'm watching it.  Rand proposes to Geraldine
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2188 on: 08 Jan 2009, 06:23 »

Double post for:

http://www.jacksonpollock.org/

We're actually using that at work as part of an activity on a kids website. We contacted that guy and he sent us the Flash file.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2189 on: 08 Jan 2009, 08:16 »

That was pretty ace, but I hope when I propose to the girl of my dreams she will not be saying "WHAAAAT?" over and over again.

You cannot know this for sure.

Things can be... arranged.
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« Reply #2191 on: 08 Jan 2009, 10:44 »

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« Reply #2192 on: 08 Jan 2009, 11:00 »

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« Reply #2193 on: 08 Jan 2009, 15:24 »


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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2194 on: 08 Jan 2009, 15:33 »

I could legitimately imagine myself drinking that.
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« Reply #2195 on: 08 Jan 2009, 20:58 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2197 on: 09 Jan 2009, 15:33 »

The Recently Deflowered Girl

A funny but somewhat odd book.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2199 on: 09 Jan 2009, 15:51 »

Orbert I need that book.

Man I need to find every used book store that exists and find myself a copy.
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