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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2250 on: 14 Jan 2009, 03:26 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2251 on: 14 Jan 2009, 03:28 »

Man what the hell they even got Oren's guitar right.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2252 on: 14 Jan 2009, 10:04 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2253 on: 14 Jan 2009, 15:31 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2256 on: 14 Jan 2009, 17:16 »

Amazing.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2257 on: 14 Jan 2009, 17:20 »

"Maybe we can meet for cocktails."

You just keep clinging to that one little fragment of normality, sir! Cling on and don't let go!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2258 on: 14 Jan 2009, 17:48 »

holy shit I did not until just now watch the entire video I had posted; I posted it after watching just the first half. The bit at the end is fucking amazing, even compared to the badass shit at the beginning.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2259 on: 14 Jan 2009, 18:03 »

That was awesome! I wanna fly too!

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2260 on: 14 Jan 2009, 18:06 »

I wonder how much suits like those cost...
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2261 on: 14 Jan 2009, 18:07 »

Yeah, that video is fucking tops.  I want to do it, but I just know I'll be the sap that loses concentration watching the scenery and ploughs into a wall or someshit.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2262 on: 14 Jan 2009, 18:18 »

My mom just emailed me that video, I was about to post it here.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2263 on: 14 Jan 2009, 18:19 »

Ohshit, what if Mr Hocking is my mother?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2264 on: 14 Jan 2009, 18:20 »

Every time I watch a video like that my soul dies a little due to the stark reminder it gives me that my life is total drudgery.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2265 on: 14 Jan 2009, 18:22 »

Holy shit.

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My only question is, how do they land? They're free falling at 100 MPH and they're way too close to the ground to use parachutes.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2266 on: 14 Jan 2009, 18:24 »

Watch the last 20 seconds of the video.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2267 on: 14 Jan 2009, 19:12 »

Oops, I missed that. Isn't there some sort of limit to how close to the ground you can be to open a parachute though? They're pretty damn close.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2268 on: 15 Jan 2009, 07:47 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2269 on: 15 Jan 2009, 08:30 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2270 on: 15 Jan 2009, 12:19 »

Holy guacamole.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2271 on: 15 Jan 2009, 13:08 »

Well we know everyone loves nachos, movies, and pizza! Unfortunately my waist in not nearly that large so I guess I won't be getting any tasty treats.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2272 on: 15 Jan 2009, 13:13 »

At least he knows what he wants :|
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2273 on: 15 Jan 2009, 13:13 »

Well we know everyone loves nachos, movies, and pizza! Unfortunately my waist in not nearly that large so I guess I won't be getting any tasty treats.

I don't think you'd get the nachos, movies, and pizza. Those are just things he likes. You'd get to give him money and be his sex slave.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2274 on: 15 Jan 2009, 13:17 »

Man I better get some goddamn nachos, movies, and pizza. Otherwise it is totally not worth it.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2275 on: 15 Jan 2009, 13:18 »

Notice how he was very politically correct in his wording, saying "yeah, no fat black chicks ok?" without actually saying it. Dude's a class act.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2276 on: 15 Jan 2009, 14:28 »

Liz when you get to Chicago I'll be sure to have those.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2277 on: 15 Jan 2009, 15:11 »

Watch yourself, Matt. Jens will maybe fight you if you start talking like that.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2278 on: 15 Jan 2009, 18:03 »

I doubt that's actually Steve Jobs but that sucks for whoever now has their social security number on the internet.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2279 on: 15 Jan 2009, 18:15 »

funfact: if you've ever submitted your SSN to anything online, your information is 5 minutes and a little effort away from the same fate.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2280 on: 15 Jan 2009, 18:20 »

Liz tell me you know those people.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2281 on: 15 Jan 2009, 19:21 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2282 on: 15 Jan 2009, 19:25 »

Surely there's been some minor shooping on both those top images to make them closer than they actually are
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2283 on: 15 Jan 2009, 19:30 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2284 on: 15 Jan 2009, 20:06 »

Liz tell me you know those people.

...what people?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2285 on: 15 Jan 2009, 20:07 »

There was some website that did that in three seconds that popped up recently.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2286 on: 16 Jan 2009, 12:00 »




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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2287 on: 16 Jan 2009, 12:18 »

For some reason I really love that the chairs are made of starbursts
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2288 on: 16 Jan 2009, 12:30 »

I dunno, the pole-dancing Peep bunny kinda freaked me out.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2289 on: 16 Jan 2009, 12:59 »

Watch yourself, Matt. Jens will maybe fight you if you start talking like that.

dude is like 5'7" and 140 pounds.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2290 on: 16 Jan 2009, 13:45 »

120.

EAT MORE FOOD. YOU WEIGH LESS THAN I DO.

(That's pretty much the first time I've ever been able to say that to any other guy who is less than 3 years younger than me)
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2291 on: 16 Jan 2009, 14:35 »

One for Matt Berry fans.

Chivalry.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=I66aySW4le8
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2292 on: 16 Jan 2009, 15:56 »

Jace, what? You're pretty skinny.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2293 on: 16 Jan 2009, 15:59 »

Jace, what? You're pretty skinny.

I'm willing to bet I'm skinnier (5'4, anywhere from 95 to 98 lbs (it fluctuates))
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2294 on: 16 Jan 2009, 19:45 »

That is actually quite a good thing.  It's basically a step by step process on how to not be a shithead online.  I wish I could make one for the forum.
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« Reply #2295 on: 16 Jan 2009, 19:55 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2296 on: 16 Jan 2009, 23:42 »

dude is like 5'7" and 140 pounds.

I never said he would win.

Sorry Jens, but I think just about anyone could take you in a fight.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2297 on: 17 Jan 2009, 02:42 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2298 on: 17 Jan 2009, 04:35 »

Oh my god i cant belive i clicked that.

At least i know i have a mouse!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2299 on: 17 Jan 2009, 05:39 »

Jace, what? You're pretty skinny.

Yeah, but most people that are close to my age are not skinnier than me (jens is both close to my age, and skinnier than me) I weigh 140 or so.
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