Topic: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN (Read 1435698 times)

Trollstormur · « **Reply #4100 on:** 29 May 2009, 13:12 »

The story behind that picture is a cat got horribly mangled, but someone still adopted it and takes care of it almost 24/7. it's a really heartwarming story, actually.

he's a lucky, lucky kitty.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #4101 on:** 29 May 2009, 13:14 »

Ok, well then, as long as the cat's "okay". At least post a link to the heartwarming story to make me feel better?

Josefbugman · « **Reply #4102 on:** 29 May 2009, 13:33 »

It won't stop the fact that you are going to wake up with its plaintive almost mewlings in your ears at 3 am.

Also thanks, it was my Birthday on Tuesday!

KvP · « **Reply #4103 on:** 29 May 2009, 13:43 »

My jam

JD · « **Reply #4104 on:** 29 May 2009, 15:08 »

That cat has a blog

His name is no face chase

Reed · « **Reply #4105 on:** 29 May 2009, 17:50 »

What's better than a Goth in Hot Weather?

Clintaga · « **Reply #4106 on:** 29 May 2009, 21:02 »

Also, in case your wondering what kind of fortitude it takes to own that horror-cat, I read an article on it, and the guy who takes care of it/lives with it is actuallyblind, and all the pictures are taken by his girlfriend,or something.

axerton · « **Reply #4107 on:** 29 May 2009, 21:21 »

I don't know if this has been posted before but in the theme of textsfromlastnight and photobomb, I present notalwaysright

this one was a particular favourite

(I’m working the night shift when suddenly a guy dressed in black with a mask over his head comes in. He pulls out a gun and comes heading my way. Without even thinking, I incapacitate him with a basic self-defense skill.)

Customer: “HOLY S***! What the h*** are you doing?”

Me: “Sir, you were about to hold me up!”

Customer: “What?”

Me: “You came into the store with a mask over your head and gun in hand.”

(At this point, I notice that the gun is a controller for a game. I let him go.)

Me: “I’m very sorry about what just happened, sir. So you wanted that fixed, right?”

Customer: “It’s… no big deal, can you fix it anyway?”

Me: “Not a problem, sir.”

(After checking the wiring and whatnot inside the gun, I find some faulty chipwork and fix it.)

Me: “Here you go, sir.”

Customer: “Thanks.” *pays up*

Me: “Just one thing, though.”

Customer: “Ah, yeah?”

Me: “What’s with the mask?”

Customer: “Sometimes, I like to pretend!” *giggles and walks out*

(I never worked the night shift again.)

JD · « **Reply #4108 on:** 29 May 2009, 21:28 »

This one is gold

(Note: Bear spray is basically just pepper spray that you use if you are attacked by a bear.)

Me: “Hello, thank you for calling [outdoor supply store]. How can I help you?”

Customer: “Yeah, um…I bought some bear spray from you earlier today and now my skin is burning.”

Me: “Your skin is burning? Did the bear spray come into contact with your skin?”

Customer: “Of course! I sprayed it all over myself!”

Me: “Did you read the instructions?”

Customer: “No, I thought it was like bug spray.”

Me: “Sir, you’re not supposed to spray it on your skin. You’re supposed to spray it in the bear’s eyes. You should probably go take a shower.”

Customer: “So I can’t repel the bears by putting bear spray on my skin?”

Me: “No, sir…are you sure bear country is the right place for you?

phooey · « **Reply #4109 on:** 29 May 2009, 22:22 »

I DID THIS PICTURE OF A HAIRY MEDIEVAL FRENCH KING, BUT I STILL WISH I WAS KATE BEATON
HUAGHBLUGHALUGHAGOUGH

Inlander · « **Reply #4110 on:** 29 May 2009, 22:48 »

Quote from: axerton on 29 May 2009, 21:21

notalwaysright

Oh wow:

Quote

Customer: “Ugh! Everything you make here has canola oil in it. Don’t you know that’s not even food? It’s made from rapeseed, which isn’t even edible!”

Me: “While it’s true you can’t actually eat the plant, canola oil itself is–”

Customer: “It’s all genetically modified. You can’t get canola oil that isn’t genetically modified.”

Me: “Actually, the canola oil we use comes from a company called Spectrum that–”

Customer: “Spectrum!? That’s an Illuminati company!”

Me: “Let me get my manager for you…”

Could "That's an Illuminati company!" be the next big internet meme?

EDIT: Actually, everything in this section is pure gold.

Dollface · « **Reply #4111 on:** 30 May 2009, 04:49 »

Quote from: Ballard on 29 May 2009, 01:53

Pic

I think im rape victim then.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #4112 on:** 30 May 2009, 06:23 »

I've never been wished a happy birthday quite so ... queasily.

JD · « **Reply #4113 on:** 30 May 2009, 12:14 »

keeperoflore · « **Reply #4114 on:** 30 May 2009, 12:28 »

i wouldn't have clicked on it if i hadn't scrolled over it with my mouse and saw it actually was a link.

bicostp · « **Reply #4115 on:** 30 May 2009, 17:40 »

Quote from: axerton on 29 May 2009, 21:21

notalwaysright

http://www.customerssuck.com/strip

Kinda similar, but with cartoons!

JD · « **Reply #4116 on:** 30 May 2009, 23:31 »

Four Chords, 36 Songs

Also Phooey, that drawing is great.

JD · « **Reply #4117 on:** 30 May 2009, 23:31 »

I'm not just saying that because it's the best pagebreak ever. Honest.

Dollface · « **Reply #4118 on:** 31 May 2009, 01:28 »

My dream job!

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #4119 on:** 31 May 2009, 08:59 »

Quote from: Zombiedude on 30 May 2009, 23:31

Four Chords, 36 Songs

Did anyone else notice how bland all of these songs are?

Elk · « **Reply #4120 on:** 31 May 2009, 12:33 »

JD · « **Reply #4121 on:** 31 May 2009, 14:02 »

I hope everyone knows that first comic.

Josefbugman · « **Reply #4122 on:** 31 May 2009, 14:24 »

Goddamn you Doctor Mcninja, why are you more awesome than I can hope to be.

JD · « **Reply #4123 on:** 31 May 2009, 14:44 »

Heavy sells the KABOOM

pwhodges · « **Reply #4124 on:** 31 May 2009, 15:46 »

Male Restroom Etiquette

KvP · « **Reply #4125 on:** 31 May 2009, 16:46 »

Literal Eclipse of the Heart.

the_pied_piper · « **Reply #4126 on:** 31 May 2009, 17:28 »

Quote from: pwhodges on 31 May 2009, 15:46

Male Restroom Etiquette

This is one of the funniest things i've seen in a long time.

MarkTBSc · « **Reply #4127 on:** 01 Jun 2009, 00:37 »

Ninjas can't catch you... When you just surfed a Robo-Dracula from the moon.

SirJuggles · « **Reply #4128 on:** 01 Jun 2009, 00:46 »

Normally I prefer people to just read the site themselves, but for anyone who didn't dig too much, this is an instant-classic.

(It was a beautiful night and everyone was having bonfires. A group of teenage girls walk in.)

Girl: “Hi, do you guys have any marshmallows?”

Me: *looks around* “Sorry, looks like we’re all out.”

Girl: “But what if you REALLY need them?”

(I turned towards my coworker.)

Me: “My God…”

Coworker: “It’s time. Get out your key.”

(We then started pretending that we had a top-secret marshmallow stash behind the counter.)

Me: “Do you think the retina scan is going to work with my contacts in?”

(The girl finally realized that we were blatantly making fun of her and quickly left with her friends. The secret stash became an instant classic at our gas-station.)

Jimor · « **Reply #4129 on:** 01 Jun 2009, 00:50 »

One of my personal favorites from my own experiences:

When I worked in a toy store, a young couple come in and buy a Ouija Board.

About 2-3 hours later, they come back to return it. "It doesn't work."

::

:: It took every ounce of self-control to not say anything.

Gemmwah · « **Reply #4130 on:** 01 Jun 2009, 02:46 »

"Left 5 Dead"

more here

est · « **Reply #4131 on:** 01 Jun 2009, 06:18 »

Bohemian Rhapsody on a flatbed scanner, an oscilloscope and a couple of other things:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht96HJ01SE4

Dollface · « **Reply #4132 on:** 01 Jun 2009, 06:24 »

Seen this but its still awesome.

KvP · « **Reply #4133 on:** 01 Jun 2009, 15:34 »

The newest in fashion for the Xtreme irony brigade

JD · « **Reply #4134 on:** 01 Jun 2009, 16:48 »

Holy crap.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #4135 on:** 01 Jun 2009, 17:40 »

Ballard · « **Reply #4136 on:** 01 Jun 2009, 18:55 »

Quote from: Gemmwah on 01 Jun 2009, 02:46

"Left 5 Dead"

This is that much funnier/more wrong once you've seen live action L4D porn.

JD · « **Reply #4137 on:** 01 Jun 2009, 20:11 »

Is this from personal experience? Have you seen it?

Ballard · « **Reply #4138 on:** 01 Jun 2009, 20:26 »

Yeah, once I heard it existed I had watch, out of sheer curiosity. It's hilarious and has low production values.

est · « **Reply #4139 on:** 01 Jun 2009, 20:28 »

Yeah, it is pretty horrible.

scarred · « **Reply #4140 on:** 01 Jun 2009, 20:39 »

Quote from: Gemmwah on 01 Jun 2009, 02:46

"Left 5 Dead"

Hey! Those "Night Zero" chaps were at Emerald City Comic-Con giving out free zombie makeup; my roommate and I had ourselves done up and then we went out on the town!

est · « **Reply #4141 on:** 01 Jun 2009, 21:16 »

I tried to check out the Night Zero comic but it looks really shit.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #4142 on:** 02 Jun 2009, 00:00 »

Muppets Eleven

Yes.

scarred · « **Reply #4143 on:** 02 Jun 2009, 00:27 »

Quote from: est on 01 Jun 2009, 21:16

I tried to check out the Night Zero comic but it looks really shit.

Yeaaaah

But the makeup we had on was cool!

Yeah!

...yeah

Ballard · « **Reply #4144 on:** 02 Jun 2009, 00:33 »

Quote from: onewheelwizzard on 02 Jun 2009, 00:00

Muppets Eleven

Yes.

That's fantastically done.

Jimor · « **Reply #4145 on:** 02 Jun 2009, 00:38 »

Somewhat following that theme:

Usher's "Love In This Club" performed by The Showbiz Pizza Band

wafflecone · « **Reply #4146 on:** 02 Jun 2009, 00:50 »

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6x25i_simon-pegg-is-an-asshole_fun
i like simon pegggggg. who likes simon pegg?

Jace · « **Reply #4147 on:** 02 Jun 2009, 02:20 »

Kylos · « **Reply #4148 on:** 02 Jun 2009, 06:29 »

I'm pretty much in love with Simon Pegg, to the point that i'd kill an ox with my bare hands for him, so that video has made my day infinitely better.

Also,
The most adorable thing ever.
http://www.kontraband.co.uk/videos/17658/Kitten-Gets-Pillowned/

De_El · « **Reply #4149 on:** 02 Jun 2009, 09:51 »

It's still goofy, but I'm not really sure what the point was in changing it from "Knife Eye Attack." Unless of course there's something I'm not getting.

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