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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4250 on: 10 Jun 2009, 18:46 »

GUUUUUUHHHH WHAT?

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4251 on: 10 Jun 2009, 19:29 »

Is this the laziest bird ever?

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4252 on: 10 Jun 2009, 20:08 »

I was gonna post this in Music Talk, but this shit is beyond mention there. Remember Brokencyde?

No you fucking don't.

This video needs to be watched the whole way through.

EDIT: Apparently Tommy also posted it in Music Talk. Oh well, the more people that see this video, the better.
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« Reply #4253 on: 10 Jun 2009, 20:14 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4254 on: 10 Jun 2009, 20:47 »

Is this the laziest bird ever?

Crows are reputably very smart birds. This photo only confirms that.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4255 on: 10 Jun 2009, 20:51 »



Look familiar?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4256 on: 11 Jun 2009, 04:23 »

Yeah they're both actresses if I remember. The one the is normally on the left (Kate) was Ted's girlfriend Gooch on Scrubs for a bit.

Yes. Riki Lindhome has a habit of popping up in a lot of things. They're both excellent and i love them <3
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4257 on: 11 Jun 2009, 04:44 »

Christophe, really though, what does that have to do with Brokencyde? Granted, they are both shitty bands, but rather different shitty bands. While the video is hilarious, I'm not seeing a connection.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4258 on: 11 Jun 2009, 04:54 »

When I first played the video I thought it was Brokencyde playing shitty metal.  Like, they looked like maybe some of the dudes from Brokencyde playing metal.  These fucking idiots all look and sound the same to me.
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« Reply #4260 on: 11 Jun 2009, 06:16 »

Christophe, really though, what does that have to do with Brokencyde? Granted, they are both shitty bands, but rather different shitty bands. While the video is hilarious, I'm not seeing a connection.

I mentioned them to show that there is, indeed, worse fucking music in the world.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4262 on: 11 Jun 2009, 17:07 »

I actually like Brokencyde and Attack! Attack! I mean, they're total posers, but I like the music. I'm probably the only one on these forums that do though.


(Although I have to say, that music video is TERRIBLE. They look like they're masturbating when they play their guitars.)
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4263 on: 12 Jun 2009, 00:40 »

Looks kinda like a scary, white version of Professor Badass.
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« Reply #4264 on: 12 Jun 2009, 01:00 »

 I would honestly rather listen to that Attack Attack band over Brokencyde any day. But good god if that isn't among the worst music videos I've ever seen.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4265 on: 12 Jun 2009, 04:27 »

Does anyone else use  Omegle? Basically you go to www.omegle.com and chat with complete random strangers. Thus far it seems to be a place to send and receive gross out porn from randoms for the most part, but I have had a few surprisingly rewarding conversations..
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« Reply #4266 on: 12 Jun 2009, 04:49 »

To be honest I don't think the possibility of the latter would justify risking exposure to the former for me.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4267 on: 12 Jun 2009, 05:06 »

Christophe, really though, what does that have to do with Brokencyde? Granted, they are both shitty bands, but rather different shitty bands. While the video is hilarious, I'm not seeing a connection.

How far in did you listen to the Attack Attack song? About 3/4 of the way in there it turns into an electro-pop song.

Both bands play an incomprehensible pastiche of modern electronic pop music and screamo, the only thing that really differs between the two is the ratio of electro to screamo.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4269 on: 12 Jun 2009, 05:53 »

Customers who viewed this item also viewed: http://www.amazon.com/Zubaz-Pants/dp/B000WVXM0W/ref=pd_sbs_a_2

Also is that a photo of Steve Jobs wearing the shirt?
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« Reply #4270 on: 12 Jun 2009, 05:59 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4271 on: 12 Jun 2009, 08:10 »

http://www.amazon.com/review/R2XKMDXZHQ26YX/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#R2XKMDXZHQ26YX

I am wearing a wolf T shirt in this photo.  This was back in 2002.  I am so ahead of the curve when making fun of wolf T shirts.



Note that the shirt I am wearing only has ONE wolf on it though.  I guess these shirts must have gotten more awesome as the years go on.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4272 on: 12 Jun 2009, 09:20 »

That exact same wolf shirt from the amazon review was in a facebook quiz as one of the results for "what awesome kickass motherfucking animal are you?" that I took when I was bored the other day, other results in that test included bear-eagles and toast.

Bonus:Show your love of wolves and America! At the same time!
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« Reply #4273 on: 12 Jun 2009, 09:27 »

Double-posting for awesome

Its for my Geiger counter, I swear


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So not wanting to strain us
He thought of Uranus
And called his new product "Uranium"

Now Amazon's got it in stock
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An ore in a tin
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With a four-million year ticking clock

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That this product ain't covered by Prime
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So you'll pay lots for freight
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4274 on: 12 Jun 2009, 10:34 »

What i don't get is why anyone would pay over $30 for some uranium ore on Amazon when you can get Vaseline Glass/Uranium Glass marbles on eBay for $5 that do the same thing.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4276 on: 12 Jun 2009, 14:22 »

Immersion: Porn (semi-NSFW). People talk about their relationship with porn, interspliced with filmed jerking-off above the shoulders (think Beautiful Agony). Given that the video is in high-def it's really kind of unsettling.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4277 on: 12 Jun 2009, 15:35 »

Yeah it really is.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4278 on: 12 Jun 2009, 15:55 »

Even more so when your brother walks in and you have to explain what you're watching, trying to convince him that its not creepy because someone from the internet linked you to it.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4279 on: 12 Jun 2009, 16:30 »

After watching a zombie film, i can't help but relate the masturbatory scenes as being highly undead.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4280 on: 12 Jun 2009, 16:43 »

This remote gets a Boner when you reach for it!





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« Reply #4281 on: 12 Jun 2009, 16:52 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4282 on: 12 Jun 2009, 17:31 »

This remote gets a Boner when you reach for it!


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« Reply #4283 on: 12 Jun 2009, 17:35 »

I miss Bitstrips.

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« Reply #4284 on: 12 Jun 2009, 18:59 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4285 on: 13 Jun 2009, 12:25 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4287 on: 13 Jun 2009, 14:33 »

Avenging Narwhal Play Set

Man, narwhals live in the arctic; koalas, Australia; penguins, southern hemisphere.

Those must be some pretty magical tusks.   :x
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« Reply #4288 on: 13 Jun 2009, 14:35 »

They look like Lightsabers.
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« Reply #4289 on: 13 Jun 2009, 15:12 »

That, or the narwhals are really vengeful.
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« Reply #4292 on: 13 Jun 2009, 21:29 »

NARWHALS

Also, what the Lost intro would be like if Sid & Marty Kroft made it and profiteroles. Weebl is the king of annoyingly awesome music loops.

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« Reply #4294 on: 13 Jun 2009, 22:07 »

Oh hai pointless thread, I herd u liek cute girls singing.
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« Reply #4295 on: 13 Jun 2009, 22:09 »

Oh shit, also listen to the Beard Song.  Their voices are pretty good!

edit: holy crap also this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVWDYb4ZmvM

The other girl in the original clip (I think) singing a Sam Sparro song by herself and playing keyboard and making it sound better than the original.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4296 on: 14 Jun 2009, 06:40 »

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/377178

Man, this is long but totally worth it.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4297 on: 14 Jun 2009, 20:41 »

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/377178

Man, this is long but totally worth it.

oh god it's not over yet

oh it got interesting

a little.

now it's getting real boring again.

ok, I feel like i'm stuck in something I can't get out.

team rocket?  team rocket can suck on my balls.
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« Reply #4298 on: 14 Jun 2009, 21:09 »

This is an old one, but still one of my favorites for just being so well done start to finish. (1:04)

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