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Author Topic: Stuff You'll Remember Forever  (Read 14637 times)

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Re: Stuff You'll Remember Forever
« Reply #100 on: 01 Mar 2009, 22:06 »

So I was watching Cash Cab this afternoon and a dude got the video bonus challenge wrong and lost his $900. The question was basically "in what [U.S.] state is [the amusement park] Cedar Point located?" He guessed Washington, when it is actually in Ohio. I sat back and thought "huh, that guy will remember that for the rest of his life."

Then I thought about the one question I got wrong and will remember forever: I was in the district spelling bee in 6th grade and got through a few rounds. I got up to the microphone for the 4th or 5th time and was told to spell "design". Except the guy pronounced it "DIE-sign" rather than "DEE-sign" (or "DUH-sign"). So I clearly spoke into the mic: "D-I-S-I-G-N" and was told to STFU & GTFO.

Because of that, I will forever remember how to spell design. What are some of the things you'll remember forever because of similar situations?
Same thing happened to me. Dumb broad pronounces "Human" as "Humour/Humor (wherever you're from)".
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Re: Stuff You'll Remember Forever
« Reply #101 on: 02 Mar 2009, 04:01 »

I will always remember my 5th birthday party. Batman came over (who woulda guessed that under the batarangs and other assorted weapons, were balloon animals and magic tricks?). He was a pretty cool dude, he played Another One Bites the Dust (which for that reason was my favorite song for years), created said balloon animals, and basically did cool tricks and games. Apparently it was a very hot day, and even the dark knight could only last so long before going up to my mom and asking, "Can Batman have a soda?". I feel sorry for the guy now, he must have been dying in that suit.


Ok this just made my day. I'm smiling so hard my cheeks might pop off.
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Re: Stuff You'll Remember Forever
« Reply #102 on: 02 Mar 2009, 04:16 »

That I can always tell my left from right because i can make an L shape with my left hand.
I still have to do that sometime to figure out which direction to turn
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Re: Stuff You'll Remember Forever
« Reply #103 on: 02 Mar 2009, 04:25 »

Oh man me too. As a result, I am the WORST twister player.
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Re: Stuff You'll Remember Forever
« Reply #104 on: 02 Mar 2009, 06:52 »

I will always, always remember, "Knife on the right, fork on the left."
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Re: Stuff You'll Remember Forever
« Reply #105 on: 02 Mar 2009, 07:06 »

My cadet number, and also that of my best friend, from military school (NMMI)  950's KICK ASS!!!!
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Re: Stuff You'll Remember Forever
« Reply #106 on: 02 Mar 2009, 07:08 »

Oh geez.

NMMI.

I'm sorry you had to live in Roswell, dog.
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Re: Stuff You'll Remember Forever
« Reply #107 on: 02 Mar 2009, 08:38 »

Yes, Roswell was a horrible place, but school was fun.  I really got sick of the aliens questions though.
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Re: Stuff You'll Remember Forever
« Reply #108 on: 02 Mar 2009, 08:41 »

32167 (five black dragons)
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Re: Stuff You'll Remember Forever
« Reply #109 on: 02 Mar 2009, 10:54 »

really obnoxious nu-metal lyrics like this. from the band Primer 55, who at one time i believe held the record for most swares on a single album.

"bitch,
here i come,
little bitch boy you think its not gonna happen,
 i hear you talking shit but i cant stop laughing,
a little psycho ego trippin,
(the next verse is unintelligable, but i swear it ends with "you got kite slippin")"
two faces on the same head
rippin one up, make da other see red,
i feel hate, i still gotta destroy, 1 lil' ,2 lil' ,3 lil' , bitch boys
HER I COME! HERE I COME!(uh, sounds like flog up the floo?)
MAKE DA BIG POINT WITH DA BIG FUCK YOU.

the best music from a bunch of dudes who are either really stoned (yet somehow ANGRY!!!) or mildly retarded

and if someone replys to how offensive it is to use the word retarded, i will totally make t-rex emoticon eat afro emoticon.

AND DO YOU WANT TO MAKE HIM DEAL WITH THE EMOTIONAL RAMIFICATIONS OF THAT!?!?!

yeah, didnt think so.
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Re: Stuff You'll Remember Forever
« Reply #110 on: 02 Mar 2009, 13:23 »

↑↑↓↓←→←→BABA select start
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Re: Stuff You'll Remember Forever
« Reply #111 on: 02 Mar 2009, 13:53 »

It was a Saturday, shortly before dinner, when I realized that 5+5=10. I was maybe 4 or five? I was really thrilled by that discovery, I was prancing around the house and singing "5+5=10!". I remember the dress I was wearing and I also remember that I was holding out my ten fingers in front of me to prove my discovery.

Another thing that happened around the same time was that I realized that you cannot possibly remember every thought that you ever have and that you actually forget quite a lot. That thought stayed with me though.


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Re: Stuff You'll Remember Forever
« Reply #112 on: 02 Mar 2009, 20:04 »

The time I threw my computer screen into the wall.
The time I threw my fist into the wall.
The time I played a trick on my friend, who then responded in anger by smashing his elbow into his wall.
The story of my dad's best friend getting into an argument with his wife, then punching through a locked door, feeling confident, then kicking the locked door, only to break his toe.

The moral of the story is, inanimate objects will seek revenge.
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