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Re: Stuff You'll Remember Forever
« Reply #100 on: 02 Mar 2009, 04:25 »

Oh man me too. As a result, I am the WORST twister player.
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Denn Du Bist, Was Du Isst   (you are what you eat)
also, related to burning stuff: a friend threw up on a hot water heater once, the vomit steam burned her face. awesome!

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Re: Stuff You'll Remember Forever
« Reply #101 on: 02 Mar 2009, 06:52 »

I will always, always remember, "Knife on the right, fork on the left."
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Re: Stuff You'll Remember Forever
« Reply #102 on: 02 Mar 2009, 07:06 »

My cadet number, and also that of my best friend, from military school (NMMI)  950's KICK ASS!!!!
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Re: Stuff You'll Remember Forever
« Reply #103 on: 02 Mar 2009, 07:08 »

Oh geez.

NMMI.

I'm sorry you had to live in Roswell, dog.
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Re: Stuff You'll Remember Forever
« Reply #104 on: 02 Mar 2009, 08:38 »

Yes, Roswell was a horrible place, but school was fun.  I really got sick of the aliens questions though.
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Re: Stuff You'll Remember Forever
« Reply #105 on: 02 Mar 2009, 08:41 »

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Re: Stuff You'll Remember Forever
« Reply #106 on: 02 Mar 2009, 10:54 »

really obnoxious nu-metal lyrics like this. from the band Primer 55, who at one time i believe held the record for most swares on a single album.

"bitch,
here i come,
little bitch boy you think its not gonna happen,
 i hear you talking shit but i cant stop laughing,
a little psycho ego trippin,
(the next verse is unintelligable, but i swear it ends with "you got kite slippin")"
two faces on the same head
rippin one up, make da other see red,
i feel hate, i still gotta destroy, 1 lil' ,2 lil' ,3 lil' , bitch boys
HER I COME! HERE I COME!(uh, sounds like flog up the floo?)
MAKE DA BIG POINT WITH DA BIG FUCK YOU.

the best music from a bunch of dudes who are either really stoned (yet somehow ANGRY!!!) or mildly retarded

and if someone replys to how offensive it is to use the word retarded, i will totally make t-rex emoticon eat afro emoticon.

AND DO YOU WANT TO MAKE HIM DEAL WITH THE EMOTIONAL RAMIFICATIONS OF THAT!?!?!

yeah, didnt think so.
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Re: Stuff You'll Remember Forever
« Reply #107 on: 02 Mar 2009, 13:23 »

↑↑↓↓←→←→BABA select start
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Re: Stuff You'll Remember Forever
« Reply #108 on: 02 Mar 2009, 13:53 »

It was a Saturday, shortly before dinner, when I realized that 5+5=10. I was maybe 4 or five? I was really thrilled by that discovery, I was prancing around the house and singing "5+5=10!". I remember the dress I was wearing and I also remember that I was holding out my ten fingers in front of me to prove my discovery.

Another thing that happened around the same time was that I realized that you cannot possibly remember every thought that you ever have and that you actually forget quite a lot. That thought stayed with me though.


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Re: Stuff You'll Remember Forever
« Reply #109 on: 02 Mar 2009, 20:04 »

The time I threw my computer screen into the wall.
The time I threw my fist into the wall.
The time I played a trick on my friend, who then responded in anger by smashing his elbow into his wall.
The story of my dad's best friend getting into an argument with his wife, then punching through a locked door, feeling confident, then kicking the locked door, only to break his toe.

The moral of the story is, inanimate objects will seek revenge.
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