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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #650 on: 12 Aug 2008, 20:51 »

hey i'm not a new girl I'm oldschool.... also thats the PG version as in if you saw the front of my dress it is very very lowcut in the kind of way that has made fully grown men trip over their own feet and turn into blubbering idiots
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #651 on: 12 Aug 2008, 20:56 »

Yeah, but earlier I was going to make a list of hot Aussie girls to demonstrate to the new one how damn many there are and I was going to add you but then I was like "Oh, wait, she's never here anymore, she doesn't count." and now you're back and counting.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #652 on: 12 Aug 2008, 20:58 »

I guess what Ozy is saying is that Australia could use a few beatings with the ugly stick, or tectonic activity needs to speed up rather drastically.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #653 on: 12 Aug 2008, 21:00 »

I think the reason there are so many hot chicks in Australia is that God had to make up for placing pretty much every poisonous creature known to man there.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #654 on: 12 Aug 2008, 21:16 »

Protip: The pretty girls are also deadly.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #655 on: 12 Aug 2008, 21:21 »

Let the felating of Australia begin
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #656 on: 12 Aug 2008, 21:24 »

I for one welcome this fellating.  Fellatioing.  Fellation?

This dicksucking.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #657 on: 12 Aug 2008, 21:27 »

You're such a manslut. Typical Australian.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #658 on: 12 Aug 2008, 21:28 »

Or Californian. Lots of those here too.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #659 on: 12 Aug 2008, 21:31 »

Leinad what the fuck are you talking about I have been to California once and it was just to stay overnight at a shithole hotel near the airport
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #660 on: 12 Aug 2008, 21:32 »

Tip: please stop talking to us like you know us.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #661 on: 12 Aug 2008, 21:34 »

I never post in these threads, but I thought I might because I have some photos of me at Wacken Open Air festival and people probably don't remember what I look like.

Here is me and my boyfriend at a German truck stop:

(first picture)


You look very much like a brunette version of one of my friends in this picture.  He also likes to wear kilts from time to time.


After the fact:  Ew, California girls.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #662 on: 12 Aug 2008, 21:37 »

LESS YAPPY MORE SNAPPY!


otherwise I will eat all the fairy bread and not let you have any
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #663 on: 12 Aug 2008, 21:40 »

Wish they all could be Caaaaalifooornia Giiiiiirls!

Oh... I mean...
Y HELO THAR
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #664 on: 12 Aug 2008, 21:40 »

OH GOD, MY FAIRY BREAD

OH GOD.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #665 on: 12 Aug 2008, 21:45 »

Ten before I get in more shit for not posting my own pics.  Why isnt this a sport at the Beijing Olympics
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #666 on: 12 Aug 2008, 21:50 »

Dude StMonkey, I was just listening to the Beach Boys.

So, in keeping with stereotypes about this thread and the others preceding it, I am going to post two pictures.



This one is me playing guitar.



And this is me at a Yo La Tengo concert (how indie!).
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #667 on: 12 Aug 2008, 21:57 »

I am sorry I derailed the thread with Australia.

Here is a magic trick to apologize.

Here you see an ordinary deck of cards:



Here's your card! I won't look to see where it is! I won't even look to frame the picture right!



Now think really hard about that card.



HARDER! Like you're trying to telepathically send it into my head!



NO! HARDER! DRILL IT INTO MY BRAIN!



GODDAMMIT WHY AREN'T YOU THINKING HARD ENOUGH?



TADA!



I've cubed your card and changed the suit too!
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #668 on: 12 Aug 2008, 21:59 »

I laughed really hard at that. Thank you.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #669 on: 12 Aug 2008, 22:30 »

Tip: please stop talking to us like you know us.

And staying one night in California makes you an expert?
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #670 on: 12 Aug 2008, 22:35 »

I like how the beer in the glass slowly disappeared.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #671 on: 12 Aug 2008, 22:36 »

Ozy, for a second I was afraid you were going to go all "Scanners" on us.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #672 on: 12 Aug 2008, 22:58 »

And staying one night in California makes you an expert?

How does asking you to stop being overly familiar with us and butting into conversations between people who know each other with non-sequiturs translate to me claiming to be an expert in California?
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #673 on: 12 Aug 2008, 23:00 »


The puppy my sister found! He is a cute fluff ball!
We found him a year ago.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #674 on: 12 Aug 2008, 23:07 »

GARRRR!

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« Reply #675 on: 12 Aug 2008, 23:15 »

And staying one night in California makes you an expert?

How does asking you to stop being overly familiar with us and butting into conversations between people who know each other with non-sequiturs translate to me claiming to be an expert in California?

I think when you asked Leinad to "stop talking to us like you know us", he thought you meant "Australians" (as that had been the topic of the conversation), not "forumites". Hence his California comment: he was saying (if my interpretation is correct) that you know as much about California as he knows about Australia. Simple misunderstanding!
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« Reply #676 on: 12 Aug 2008, 23:18 »

Ok!

Good work, team!

Let's all have pie!



Mmmmm.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #677 on: 12 Aug 2008, 23:59 »

This is why Jordan is my favourite.

My things from Shana logic came today!  And I am going out for dinner and margaritas so what better time to WEAR EVERYTHING
 

Octopus shirt!  And lego earrings!  And mushroom belt!  And most importantly...


I got other things too!  I am not wearing them.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #678 on: 13 Aug 2008, 04:33 »

Here's my and my friend Brittney.




Here's my and Brittney again, only this time blurry, and me looking like Robert Deniro.

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« Reply #679 on: 13 Aug 2008, 04:55 »

So I went for a walk with this guy


The cute ones always turn out to be zombies:/
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #680 on: 13 Aug 2008, 05:39 »

I was challenged to eat this punnet of oh-my-god deadly icecream!

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« Reply #681 on: 13 Aug 2008, 05:49 »

Love the top right picture:D It is hideously worryingly easy to eat a pint, isn't it?
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #682 on: 13 Aug 2008, 05:50 »

Your eyes are a tad glassy by the bottom...
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« Reply #683 on: 13 Aug 2008, 07:23 »

Ice Cream is delicious.

So are Space Cakes. Yay for Amsterdam

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #684 on: 13 Aug 2008, 07:39 »

My things from Shana logic came today!
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #685 on: 13 Aug 2008, 14:50 »

You fuckers wait until Dragon*Con. Just you wait.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #686 on: 13 Aug 2008, 15:43 »

Jodie, your t-shirt is all kinds of awesome and so is the necklace. Yay cephalopods!
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #687 on: 13 Aug 2008, 17:50 »

According to gabbly folk my last pictures were scary, so here are some with laughs and smiles:



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« Reply #688 on: 13 Aug 2008, 18:45 »

You appear to have gaffa-taped the fly of your jeans shut in the third picture. I guess if the fly's broken that could work in a pinch, but I wouldn't recommend it as a permanent solution.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #689 on: 13 Aug 2008, 18:46 »

Khar... is that a drinking horn?

Also, on the festival tip, here's me with a parasol and some green velvet fluttery pants at a filthy hippy festival. From last year, I think.



And the beach! Drinking + swimming = a) fun b) death c) all of the above!



Edit: Yay, blue sun t-shirt!
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #690 on: 13 Aug 2008, 18:48 »

I was doing a photo shoot once where I had to gaffa tape my willy to the inside of my leg.

so I TOLD THAT FUCKING PENIS WHERE TO GO!

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #691 on: 13 Aug 2008, 18:54 »

Roxie, where did you get the first shirt?
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« Reply #692 on: 13 Aug 2008, 19:04 »

Oh, cool.

See, I thought you got it from heaven before you fell from it.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #693 on: 13 Aug 2008, 19:09 »

Jeez, Ozy, trying to get into her pants already...
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« Reply #694 on: 13 Aug 2008, 19:36 »

Khar... is that a drinking horn?

Of course it is.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #695 on: 13 Aug 2008, 20:35 »

I was expecting a bigger one, made of ivory.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #696 on: 13 Aug 2008, 20:49 »

The new guy, he posts.


Flying is hard.  And you can totally read my name.  I totally spoiled the surprise....




Industrial-style... yeah.


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« Reply #697 on: 13 Aug 2008, 20:52 »

Murder Mystery party a couple weeks back, Officer Joe 'The Narc' Barley at your service.

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« Reply #698 on: 13 Aug 2008, 20:57 »

It's all part of my devious plot to be the most non-heinous military guy ever.  Or at least on these forums.
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« Reply #699 on: 13 Aug 2008, 21:01 »

I have thoroughly loled.
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