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[Lines]

That sould be a toilet seat cover.

[Slick]

Eugene I feel you are not taking this seriously enough.

[Jace]

Eugene I feel you are not taking this seriously enough.

Also, I'm sometimes a Luchador. My name is LuchaPants

[Emaline]

I have that phone.

[Krina]

I just got that picture of me and I kinda liked it, so I thought I'd share:

[Lunchbox]

I'm an Aunty! What is this crazy thing?

[jodizzle]

I went to Brisbane again this weekend! I think this photo best sums up the party I was at.  me looking really really creepily at hot English girls.


Oh man, I look so creepy.

[valley_parade]

Jodie, stop having cute friends.

Or rather, import me and introduce them to me. I think that's the only logical solution here.

[Jace]

Or rather, import most of us and introduce them to us. I think that's the only logical solution here.

Also we could have aussie parties!

[CursedMortivore]

I've just formed a new theory about hot ladies in Australia.

With all the poisonous animals in Australia, it's been forced into an advanced state of survival-of-the-fittest, and apparently the fittest is hot ladies.

[october1983]

looking really really creepily at hot English girls.

I think the solution is obvious: Jodie, send her home.

[valley_parade]

Send her to New England.

[imapiratearg]

What Shane said.

[sandysmilinstrange]

I'm an Aunty! What is this crazy thing?

What a head full of hair! Cute, cute.

[BrilliantEraser]

Send her to New England.

Seconded.

[Inlander]

Don't you have a lot of Eastern European immigrants in England these days, spicing up the gene-pool?

[sandysmilinstrange]

Since nobody's said it yet, Jodie, you look pretty cute in that picture as well.

[David_Dovey]

Jace's tattoos,

Jodie and her friend,

asdfghjkl,

[jodizzle]

Well the party was because she is going back to England for 2 months, so there you go.  I know a few English girls over here Tommy, and ALL of them are so attractive!  Clearly all the good ones move here.

[BrilliantEraser]

So I am semi-new to the boards and figured I should camera-whore myself out for you all to see. Here is a random set of pictures that pretty much describe my life. Note: I used to wear glasses a LOT, but I have mostly switched over to contacts, so some of these pictures are a little bit outdated.


I am so deep. And contemplative. And wise.


Uh... except not here.


I am a bit of a geek.


I am madly in love with this dude. He is Chris Trapper (frontman for the Push Stars), and I have been listening to his music for ten years.


And I am one of those dirty hippies/liberals/activists. I slept outside two weeks ago to raise awareness for hunger and homelessness in Connecticut. Let me tell you, I have never been so cold before in my life.

Oh! I am Liz. I am a student at the University of Connecticut. Go Huskies?

[Dunxco]

Notice the poor-taste Halloween outfit, and the "name tag" on the lab coat.

Oh. And I'm Duncan, or Dunx, or Dunxie, or whatever works.

[Ballard]

[costume]
I am a bit of a geek.

Awesome Halloween costume is awesome.

Also, there is already a Liz (Misconception). You must, for our sanity, pick somethin' else like Liza or Lizzy or whatever pleases you.

[sandysmilinstrange]

Awesome costumes, Duncan and Liz.

And hi!

[BrilliantEraser]

@Ballard: I also go by Ibby (a name my mother began calling me, and it stuck with my entire family/close group of friends), if that works better for your collective sanity?

[imapiratearg]

Oh! I am Liz. I am a student at the University of Connecticut. Go Huskies?

Hey, one of my friends goes there.

[Liz]

Also, there is already a Liz (Misconception). You must, for our sanity, pick somethin' else like Liza or Lizzy or whatever pleases you.

This is the truth. I have established myself as Liz, so for my sanity you should probably pick another nickname. Otherwise we will answer comments and questions directed at each other and it will be mass chaos and nothing will be good.

[imapiratearg]

I don't think that's very fair, guys.  I mean, most people call me Matt now*, even though there are at least two other well-known Matts on these boards (BlueKitty and Something_Witty, right?).



*Except for Jon, who dubbed me Greg in Gabbly, once.

[Chesire Cat]

Harley Quinn

A friend of mine wore that same costume to the Dark Knight opening night.

Also: this

[ampersandwitch]

No better way to welcome someone than by telling them that they'd be the faberge egg of blowjobs.

[valley_parade]

Oh. And I'm Duncan, or Dunx, or Dunxie, or whatever works.

I'm calling you "Up The Dunx" because sometimes I love shitty puns.

[0bsessions]

Someday you'll have to decide between that love and your love for not sleeping on the cold street every time you visit Boston.

Puns do not fly with me.

[CursedMortivore]

stuff

I'd personally like to thank you for introducing me to Viceland's Do's and Don'ts. I needed a bit of humor this morning.

[Lines]

There are no photos on this page. FIX THIS.

[Ozymandias]

LIVE. LATEBREAKING. OZYCAM.

I AM SO BORED.

[mberan42]

I don't think that's very fair, guys.  I mean, most people call me Matt now*, even though there are at least two other well-known Matts on these boards (BlueKitty and Something_Witty, right?).

ahem.

Also:

HEY YOU LAZY PEOPLE, IT CAN BE DONE! (photodump)


Somewhere in the city. I can't tell where this is. (Maybe on the campus of IIT?)


Entering Pilsen, my neighborhood. Contrary to what it looks like, I had just dumped a bottle of water over my head.


Crossing the finish line. My actual time was 5:20 - it took me 26 minutes to cross the start line from when the clocks started.


Just after crossing the finish line. Dunno what the point of those foil blankets are.


After the finish line, posing wiith my medal.

See? Even with a full-time job AND attending grad school part-time, it IS possible to run a marathon. Yeah, I was way slow, but I don't give a damn. I crossed the finish line, that's all I care about!

[Boro_Bandito]

sure, maybe not the fastest time, but looked like there were still plenty behind you, awesome job.

[KickThatBathProf]

Good job, Matt!  Man, thanks for reminding me that I need to actually get up and do stuff

[0bsessions]

How did you guys know his name was Matt?

[Slick]

Because he used to be a regular but now is too cool for us.

[0bsessions]

Methinks you missed the joke, sir.

[schimmy]

You guys have all clearly missed the point of this thread.

[sandysmilinstrange]

See? Even with a full-time job AND attending grad school part-time, it IS possible to run a marathon. Yeah, I was way slow, but I don't give a damn. I crossed the finish line, that's all I care about!

Way to go, Matt! Awesome!

I am inspired to go hoop now.

[Inlander]

Are we all politely ignoring schimmy's post?

Personally I think that is for the best. Just move on and pretend the horror never happened.

[Liz]

Harry your avatar is so great. What is it from?

[Dunxco]

Are we all politely ignoring schimmy's post?

Personally I think that is for the best. Just move on and pretend the horror never happened.

You weren't there, man...

YOU! WEREN'T! THERE!

[Inlander]

Harry your avatar is so great. What is it from?

It is from the side of a packet of toilet paper.

Now that you know that it's even better, isn't it?

[Ballard]

The fact that the abomination on Schimmy's face in that picture is drawn using a marker and not real makes sleeping at night a bit easier.

Who were you again? I remember commenting on you straightening your hair and you saying "_____ doesn't have curls!"

[ViolentDove]

Lemmy from Motorhead, I think.

[Emaline]

Methinks you missed the joke, sir.

Methinks you missed it.

[Inlander]

Lemmy from Motorhead, I think.

Ohhhh, so that's what that enormous ace of spades is all about.