Topic: Worst things to say during sex (Read 29618 times)

sonicscream2 · « **on:** 30 Jun 2008, 07:39 »

Can you think of anything worse than Martin's "Happy Birthday Grandma"?

evernew · « **Reply #1 on:** 30 Jun 2008, 07:57 »

I'm sorry you had to miss kindergarten for this.

/awful

Surgoshan · « **Reply #2 on:** 30 Jun 2008, 08:10 »

You're so much tighter than your brother.

ThePQ4 · « **Reply #3 on:** 30 Jun 2008, 09:25 »

Dude...We did this sooooo long ago...
Search function next time, K?
(Also, start a Hi, I'm New! Thread for a proper welcome, and read the rules and the such).

himynameisjulien · « **Reply #4 on:** 03 Jul 2008, 19:40 »

Surgoshan, you win.

Snid · « **Reply #5 on:** 08 Jul 2008, 06:46 »

"You were even worse than your sister"

Norton Quintessential · « **Reply #6 on:** 08 Jul 2008, 07:13 »

"*Watch beeps* Dammit, hold on. I need to put on my herpes ointment."

billiumbean · « **Reply #7 on:** 08 Jul 2008, 15:06 »

Are you... struggling to lose weight?

Does it seem like, no matter what you do... you just can't get rid of EXCESS BODY FAT?!

Jepser · « **Reply #8 on:** 08 Jul 2008, 15:17 »

Thanks to you I am now ready to come out of the closet. I'm gay. Thank you for everything.
*Walks off*

CheerioSandwich · « **Reply #9 on:** 08 Jul 2008, 15:28 »

"Oh, oh, oh, (his dog's/cat's, or if he has one, horse's name) oh you know how I like it, don't you?"

Betagold · « **Reply #10 on:** 08 Jul 2008, 16:15 »

You know that thing that you like? Your dad taught me how to do that.

Thlayli · « **Reply #11 on:** 08 Jul 2008, 16:55 »

Alright, I saw this next move in a Japanese cartoon...

Man-Eating Eggplant · « **Reply #12 on:** 08 Jul 2008, 20:22 »

"Ooof, my tapeworm didn't like THAT!"

Surgoshan · « **Reply #13 on:** 08 Jul 2008, 20:58 »

SHORYUKEN!

snoppyjanoppy · « **Reply #14 on:** 08 Jul 2008, 22:49 »

so this is what people vagina feels like.

nice change of pace.

Mr. Mojo · « **Reply #15 on:** 09 Jul 2008, 14:46 »

"This is almost as fun as the Small World ride!!!"

Surgoshan · « **Reply #16 on:** 09 Jul 2008, 17:46 »

Quote from: Mr. Mojo on 09 Jul 2008, 14:46

"This is almost as fun as the Small World ride!!!"

Even better, just sing the song.

Mr. Mojo · « **Reply #17 on:** 09 Jul 2008, 18:21 »

Quote from: Surgoshan on 09 Jul 2008, 17:46

Quote from: Mr. Mojo on 09 Jul 2008, 14:46
"This is almost as fun as the Small World ride!!!"
Even better, just sing the song.

You, my friend, are a fucking genius.

chASS · « **Reply #18 on:** 09 Jul 2008, 20:02 »

hiv + means i don't have aids, right?

chASS · « **Reply #19 on:** 09 Jul 2008, 20:02 »

Quote from: Surgoshan on 09 Jul 2008, 17:46

Even better, just sing the song.

Mr. Mojo · « **Reply #20 on:** 10 Jul 2008, 08:12 »

HEHE IT'S SQUISHY!!!
win.

CheerioSandwich · « **Reply #21 on:** 10 Jul 2008, 12:13 »

Ugh omg my boyfriend said something like that once...

Mr. Mojo · « **Reply #22 on:** 11 Jul 2008, 11:25 »

Quote from: CheerioSandwich on 10 Jul 2008, 12:13

Ugh omg my boyfriend said something like that once...

He's obviously doing it wrong then.

Rocketman · « **Reply #23 on:** 11 Jul 2008, 11:49 »

I'm only seventeen.

Jepser · « **Reply #24 on:** 11 Jul 2008, 13:37 »

Quote from: Rocketman on 11 Jul 2008, 11:49

I'm only seventeen.

OH this creates possibilties.

'Honey, sorry I haven't told you before. I'm actually 48.'

Surgoshan · « **Reply #25 on:** 11 Jul 2008, 16:19 »

"I look 12 but I'm actually a 47 year old investment banker!"

melmenetkwe · « **Reply #26 on:** 11 Jul 2008, 20:40 »

Say their mom's name...

Jeff7 · « **Reply #27 on:** 11 Jul 2008, 20:49 »

Quote from: Jepser on 08 Jul 2008, 15:17

Thanks to you I am now ready to come out of the closet. I'm gay. Thank you for everything.
*Whacks off*

Surgoshan · « **Reply #28 on:** 11 Jul 2008, 21:42 »

My mom said the funniest thing today...

himynameisjulien · « **Reply #29 on:** 11 Jul 2008, 22:42 »

"You should have sex with that crossing guard who looked young and then I found out she was twelve. I mean, you should get an eye patch." -Glen Quagmire
"Long John Peter" - Season 6
Family Guy never ceases to amaze (amuze?) me.

Jepser · « **Reply #30 on:** 11 Jul 2008, 23:12 »

Quote from: Jeff7 on 11 Jul 2008, 20:49

Quote from: Jepser on 08 Jul 2008, 15:17
Thanks to you I am now ready to come out of the closet. I'm gay. Thank you for everything.
*Whacks off*

It doesn't make sense, but it would indeed be worse. xD

Darkstrike · « **Reply #31 on:** 12 Jul 2008, 12:53 »

OMG, it's after breaking off.................................................... inside you.

mrjoegangles · « **Reply #32 on:** 12 Jul 2008, 13:27 »

Thank you for your donation. 10% of your bill will go towards AID research

Rocketman · « **Reply #33 on:** 12 Jul 2008, 14:43 »

"Whelp, I'm done. G'night. *snore*"

Jeff7 · « **Reply #34 on:** 12 Jul 2008, 15:28 »

"Captain's log, stardate 18952.3......."

Mr. Mojo · « **Reply #35 on:** 12 Jul 2008, 16:37 »

Hold on everyone... Worst thing a girl can say during sex... "I Love You" *cringes*

Beachbum100 · « **Reply #36 on:** 12 Jul 2008, 17:05 »

"You know, as long as I can't hear you say no, you mean yes"

Mr. Mojo · « **Reply #37 on:** 12 Jul 2008, 19:50 »

Quote from: Beachbum100 on 12 Jul 2008, 17:05

"You know, as long as I can't hear you say no, you mean yes"

Hey man, dead girls don't say no.

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Author Topic: Worst things to say during sex (Read 29618 times)

sonicscream2

himynameisjulien

Snid

CheerioSandwich

Thlayli

Man-Eating Eggplant

snoppyjanoppy

Mr. Mojo

Mr. Mojo

chASS

chASS

Mr. Mojo

CheerioSandwich

Mr. Mojo

himynameisjulien

Darkstrike

Mr. Mojo

Beachbum100

Mr. Mojo