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Guido Sarducci

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My nose huuuurts.
« on: 21 Feb 2009, 11:12 »

I made red beans and rice last night and was pulling it out of the fridge this morning when the refrigerator door swung around and bonked me right in the nose. I just finished wiping all the blood off the door and am now enjoying my lunch. With two folded in half, vasiilene gobbed, Qtips shoved up my nose. :x Good beans though. :laugh:
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Re: My nose huuuurts.
« Reply #1 on: 21 Feb 2009, 11:14 »

I'm sorry.
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Re: My nose huuuurts.
« Reply #3 on: 21 Feb 2009, 11:58 »

The other week i got pushed off a sofa, face-first into a wooden floor, gave myself concussion and was picking dried blood out of my nose the next morning.

So yeah, how good are those beans?
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Re: My nose huuuurts.
« Reply #4 on: 21 Feb 2009, 12:14 »

My nose has been bleeding constantly for the past 2 and a half months, every morning I have to take a tissue and blow an inch long chunk of dried blood out of each nostril.

I want some beans.
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Re: My nose huuuurts.
« Reply #5 on: 21 Feb 2009, 12:38 »

Every time I come down to school, I have nosebleeds for about two weeks while I re-adjust to the dry air.

Also, I could go for some beans.
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Re: My nose huuuurts.
« Reply #6 on: 21 Feb 2009, 13:33 »

On Friday, I was in one of the stairwells at school on the fourth floor when I had a massive nosebleed. There was like a small pool of blood and I hope Maintenance doesn't clean it up so people are like"WTF!? is that blood!?" on Monday.
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Re: My nose huuuurts.
« Reply #7 on: 21 Feb 2009, 13:41 »

I have never had a nose bleed, even when struck directly in the nose.
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Re: My nose huuuurts.
« Reply #8 on: 21 Feb 2009, 14:43 »

I've been having nose bleeds pretty frequently lately. When my roommate first moved in, we got in a fight at in the middle of a store, and when we got home, my nose started bleeding.

The night before last, my nose was bleeding as I had laid down to go to bed.

I am pretty sure it all has to do with stress.
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Re: My nose huuuurts.
« Reply #9 on: 21 Feb 2009, 14:52 »

My nose bleeds quite a lot, I broke it playing hockey and it bled for ages then.

Sometimes when I wake up my nose is bleeding. It's incredibly annoying and I have no idea why it happens.
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Re: My nose huuuurts.
« Reply #10 on: 21 Feb 2009, 15:39 »

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Re: My nose huuuurts.
« Reply #11 on: 21 Feb 2009, 18:01 »

I have never had a nose bleed, even when struck directly in the nose.

You lucky bastard.  There was a time I would get nose bleeds every other day.
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Re: My nose huuuurts.
« Reply #12 on: 21 Feb 2009, 19:31 »

So my cousin the doctor called me to ask if I would go fishing with him and when I laughed and said no I have a bloody nose. He told me to spray some afrin up there. Hurt like fire at first but it stopped the bleeding and we did indeed go fishing. I caught three good crappie. Evidently Afrin contracts your blood vessels and that's how it makes your sinuses open up. Who knew?
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Re: My nose huuuurts.
« Reply #13 on: 21 Feb 2009, 20:04 »

I'm pretty normal when it comes to nosebleeds. I get them every once in a while. And thank you for that tip, It'll probably come in handy sometime.
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Re: My nose huuuurts.
« Reply #14 on: 21 Feb 2009, 23:03 »

I get the worst nose bleeds, at random. Every time it looks like either a bear mauled my face, or I got shot in the nose. I kid you not.
I once had one at an amusement park.

In the water section. The crowd parted like I was Moses.

I had blood trailing behind me, completely covering my hands,  down to my elbows and all down the front of me.

Yay nose bleeds. =/
 
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Re: My nose huuuurts.
« Reply #15 on: 21 Feb 2009, 23:56 »

I get them pretty easily after being hit in the nose, but apart from that the only one I've been unlucky enough to experience was whilst I was deadlifting.
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Re: My nose huuuurts.
« Reply #16 on: 22 Feb 2009, 08:18 »

Yeah, lifting the dead can get mighty serious.

I once blew my nose so hard it bled.
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