Simple Plan.
If you have never heard of, kind of like, or are neutral towards them, let me give you reasons to hate the shit out of them.
-"I'd do anything just to hold you in my arms." I don't think I need to say any more, but that lyric drowns so many baby elephants in their sleep, I don't think that we should let another tweenaged girl emit that sound from her baby blue iPod Nano. It sucks vagina juices out of a silly straw.
-They sing about being lonely teenagers. If you are in your mid-twenties and you haven't gotten the fuck over your teen years, then your village needs pillaging.
-Their music videos feature a bunch of kids dancing furiously to their music at a concert. This implies that:
>>The nifty light show behind the band has given the kids epileptic seizures.
>>They've found a way to make aerosol-crystal-meth and have duct-taped the nozzles down in the AirCon unit.
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They really are that exciting to see live.>>The kids are actually attending a tai-bo class and Simple Plan just copy pasta'd themselves in front of the class using movie magic.
-The lead singer has a weaker vocal range than Eli Porter. YouTube it. You know it's true.
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