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Re: Soul Calibur V Officially Announced
« Reply #1 on: 11 May 2011, 20:56 »

your link to the trailer doesn't work
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Re: Soul Calibur V Officially Announced
« Reply #2 on: 11 May 2011, 21:53 »

I'm not sure I even want to know how big Ivy's breasts are going to be in this iteration.
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Re: Soul Calibur V Officially Announced
« Reply #3 on: 12 May 2011, 10:22 »

ivy's breasts will now be so big that they have they're own gravity.

all weapons and strikes will be pulled towards them at all times no matter what.

and she still won't protect them with armor
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Re: Soul Calibur V Officially Announced
« Reply #4 on: 12 May 2011, 13:01 »

And yet I'm still not sure if you can really call Ivy's outfit more revealing than Taki's.
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Re: Soul Calibur V Officially Announced
« Reply #5 on: 12 May 2011, 14:58 »

does paint really count as an "outfit" ??

because i'm pretty sure taki just goes up to her neck in a pool of paint and calls it good
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Re: Soul Calibur V Officially Announced
« Reply #6 on: 17 Jun 2011, 12:08 »

And yet I'm still not sure if you can really call Ivy's outfit more revealing than Taki's.

There is a decided lack of armor (or much clothing for that matter) on any of these.  Especially when you consider they're going into armed combat.  But then, we all know that it's all about the tits, and the trying to get game girls naked:


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Re: Soul Calibur V Officially Announced
« Reply #7 on: 17 Jun 2011, 14:18 »

I just brought up Taki 'cuz one of my friends used to call her Nipples.

If you really want to reinforce SWM's earlier point all you really need to do is bring up this:

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Re: Soul Calibur V Officially Announced
« Reply #8 on: 17 Jun 2011, 19:12 »

Also, note deer-caught-in-headlights look which is getting more and more infuriating as you notice it more often

Also holy shit her boobs are larger than her head. That's just
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Have to note, though, Ivy's alternate costume in IV was actually quite decent, (read: tasteful)  :mrgreen:
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