5 dodgy school productions of UMW later and I'm totally ambivalent towards it.
fucking listen to this you CUNTS
With cake ownership set to C and cake consumption set to K, then C + K = 0. So indeed as one consumes a cake, one simultaneously deprives oneself of cake ownership.
Guys guys I got this condition it is called "Involuntary Lottery Loser" guys don't laugh it is a disorder.