Topic: The Kenny (Read 75884 times)

Mr. Mojo · « **on:** 13 Jul 2008, 19:33 »

Points for the most humorous avatar. Show me what you got QC community.

imapiratearg · « **Reply #1 on:** 13 Jul 2008, 19:34 »

Mine is clearly the best.

tania · « **Reply #2 on:** 13 Jul 2008, 19:41 »

change 'points' to 'money' or 'ice cream' and i might be interested

Mr. Mojo · « **Reply #3 on:** 13 Jul 2008, 19:48 »

Stop it you'll make me cry then write a blog about how much i hate life.

Immapirate...you are in the lead.

If you do this I'll give you 72 virgins in heaven.

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #4 on:** 13 Jul 2008, 20:00 »

i don't get what this thread is about.

Mr. Mojo · « **Reply #5 on:** 13 Jul 2008, 20:03 »

seeing as how eventually it will be derailed it doesnt matter

Ozymandias · « **Reply #6 on:** 13 Jul 2008, 20:05 »

Quote from: tommydski on 13 Jul 2008, 19:58

Please Kenny one of the following -
The feeling of numbness after you have been accidentally leaning on your own arm for several minutes. [/b]

Just Better: Walking around on a numb leg pretending it's a pirate's peg leg
Just Worse: The feeling of numbness you get when you've accidentally stopped circulation to your genitals.

THE KENNY: Listening to The Who for the first time

ForteBass · « **Reply #7 on:** 13 Jul 2008, 20:06 »

Eventually?
Really?

Mr. Mojo · « **Reply #8 on:** 13 Jul 2008, 20:08 »

Well, it's only a matter of time before this shift into (yes it's possible) something even more dumb.

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #9 on:** 13 Jul 2008, 20:19 »

Just Better: The look on people's faces after they hear/see you
Just Worse: Not having a brush and paste available, and still tasting it after hours

Kenny: an old man falling in an embarassing way

jhocking · « **Reply #10 on:** 13 Jul 2008, 20:21 »

My favorite avatar is ode's.

KvP · « **Reply #11 on:** 13 Jul 2008, 20:41 »

Just Better: American Flag'n' Automatic Weapon Pinup Calendars!
Just Worse: Country music

New Kenny: Eddie Murphy films failing at the box office.

Mr. Mojo · « **Reply #12 on:** 13 Jul 2008, 20:49 »

Woah, how did the title of this thread change?

Emaline · « **Reply #13 on:** 13 Jul 2008, 20:50 »

Why do we have threads like this?

Mr. Mojo · « **Reply #14 on:** 13 Jul 2008, 20:52 »

I expected derailing but not to this extent.

calenlass · « **Reply #15 on:** 13 Jul 2008, 21:15 »

Guys I just think everyone should know that I haven't gotten laid in like three weeks.

Just thought I would put that out there.

Thlayli · « **Reply #16 on:** 13 Jul 2008, 21:17 »

OMG OMG, here - use my E-peen. It's massive.

Liz · « **Reply #17 on:** 13 Jul 2008, 21:19 »

What the hell is this thread.

I mean, c'mon guys. This is a new low even for us.

yelley · « **Reply #18 on:** 13 Jul 2008, 21:25 »

i'm so confused.

calenlass · « **Reply #19 on:** 13 Jul 2008, 21:27 »

Hey! This is my first post in like a week. Give me a break. I got to get back into the swing of things.

KvP · « **Reply #20 on:** 13 Jul 2008, 21:37 »

Quote

The Kenny: 'Amusingly' monickered American sprinter Tyson Gay.

Just better: Staff Sergeant MAX FIGHTMASTER
Just Worse: Air Chief Marshal Sir Jock Stirrup

New Kenny: Microsoft

KvP · « **Reply #21 on:** 13 Jul 2008, 22:00 »

Quote from: tommydski on 13 Jul 2008, 21:45

Kenny: the actor Charles Bronson.

Just better: the actor Carl Weathers
Just worse: the actor Casper van Dien

Kenny: Ex-prosecutor and media hysteria exploiter Nancy Grace.

Come on people, we need more participants.

Social Bacon · « **Reply #22 on:** 13 Jul 2008, 22:11 »

Just better: The Hippy Dippy Weatherman
Just worse: Soviet propaganda

New Kenny: World of Warcraft

Nodaisho · « **Reply #23 on:** 13 Jul 2008, 22:40 »

Just better: EQ2
Just worse: A drug addiction.

new kenny: sleepwalking

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #24 on:** 13 Jul 2008, 23:56 »

What in the heck is The Kenny

est · « **Reply #25 on:** 14 Jul 2008, 00:06 »

Just better: Mr Mojo please stop posting for a while until you lurk more and find out exactly why it is you're annoying the fuck out of everyone
Just worse: Mr Mojo please stop posting for a while until you lurk more and find out exactly why it is you're annoying the fuck out of everyone

Kenny: Mr Mojo please stop posting for a while until you lurk more and find out exactly why it is you're annoying the fuck out of everyone

Nodaisho · « **Reply #26 on:** 14 Jul 2008, 00:37 »

Just better: Est doing it right
Just worse: Est locking the thread

The Kenny: Safe 'N' Sane fireworks.

(you take the kenny, think of something just better than it, and something just worse than it, and then think of a new kenny. Don't know why it is called that, honestly.)

Inlander · « **Reply #27 on:** 14 Jul 2008, 00:44 »

Just better: locking the Kenny thread.
Just worse: stickying the Kenny thread.

A bit like that?

Storm Rider · « **Reply #28 on:** 14 Jul 2008, 00:46 »

Harry, you have to come up with a new Kenny or else it totally screws it all up.

Jeez.

Inlander · « **Reply #29 on:** 14 Jul 2008, 00:51 »

The Kenny: tempting modly fate.

EDIT: hold your loved ones close, ladies and gentlemen, this thread's soul refreshment comes courtesy of Mr. Otis Redding. A beautiful ballad from his superb Otis Blue: Otis Redding Sings Soul. This is "You Don't Miss Your Water". Listen to the lyrics:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmvDSw0FMss

Nodaisho · « **Reply #30 on:** 14 Jul 2008, 04:17 »

Just better: Getting made a mod because the mod likes posters with balls.
Just worse: Getting made a mod because the mod really likes posters with balls.

The Kenny: Ice cream.

Ã¶de · « **Reply #31 on:** 14 Jul 2008, 05:45 »

Just better: You could do a huge variety of different things.
Just worse: You're singing on a cruise ship until April 2009.

The Kenny - Professional wrestlers becoming professional actors.

minorbird · « **Reply #32 on:** 14 Jul 2008, 06:54 »

Just better: Actors becoming politicians
Just worst: Professional sportspeople becoming actors

The Kenny - Batman!

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #33 on:** 14 Jul 2008, 08:51 »

Just Better: The video for November Rain, featuring half (!) of Axl Rose's wife

Just Worse: The video for More Than Words by Extreme, encapsulating why shitty metal bands should not be allowed acoustic guitars

The kenny: Putting on your shoes only to discover your pet shat inside them

Social Bacon · « **Reply #34 on:** 14 Jul 2008, 09:47 »

Just better: Putting on your shoes then immediately stepping in shat.
Just worse: Trying to punish your cute lovable pet for shatting in your shoes.

New Kenny: Tripping over your own feet.

RobbieOC · « **Reply #35 on:** 14 Jul 2008, 11:01 »

Just better: Falling into butterscotch pudding.
Just worse: Falling into vanilla pudding.

Kenny: Velociraptor.

KvP · « **Reply #36 on:** 14 Jul 2008, 11:45 »

Just better - Rolling over and hitting your head on the nightstand.
Just worse - Succumbing to Death Bed: The Bed That Eats People

The Kenny - Noel Gallagher

Lines · « **Reply #37 on:** 14 Jul 2008, 11:47 »

What is this shit? This is like the Pie Race but with a resounding DUMB.

IronOxide · « **Reply #38 on:** 14 Jul 2008, 15:23 »

Just Better: Not knowing who that is and confusing him with Leo Gallagher
Just Worse: Realizing that he's a member of Oasis

The Kenny - Lil Mama

Nodaisho · « **Reply #39 on:** 14 Jul 2008, 15:32 »

(Tommy, I am pretty sure The Scream was Edvard Munch's)

Tom · « **Reply #40 on:** 14 Jul 2008, 17:09 »

Just Better: Punching Lil Mama in the mouth for reals and taking a shot
Just Worse: Tila Tequila

The Kenny: Discovering the time you spent burning up your Dad's Master card funds with your closest friends wasn't priceless.

Social Bacon · « **Reply #41 on:** 14 Jul 2008, 18:19 »

Just better: Blowing the money that your parents gave you for tuition on beer.
Just worse: Stealing your parent's credit card to buy hookers

New Kenny: Old School

RobbieOC · « **Reply #42 on:** 14 Jul 2008, 20:21 »

Just better: New School
Just worse: Kickin' it Old Skool

Kenny: No disentigrations

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #43 on:** 14 Jul 2008, 21:27 »

Just Better: Disintegration
Just Worse: Dysentery

Kenny: Blackface

ruyi · « **Reply #44 on:** 14 Jul 2008, 22:34 »

just better: yellow face
just worse: black people

kenny: heterosexuality

Tom · « **Reply #45 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 01:09 »

just better: bisexuality
just worse: asexuality

kenny: butt sex

Spluff · « **Reply #46 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 03:01 »

Just Better: Butthead
Just Worse: Buttwelding

Kenny: Superpowers

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #47 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 08:53 »

Just Better: Using Superpowers for awesome
Just Worse: Your superpower is having a slightly lazy left eye

The Kenny: Corpsegrinder

jhocking · « **Reply #48 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 09:13 »

Just Better: Sweeney Todd
Just Worse: NCBA

The Kenny: Miranda rights

KvP · « **Reply #49 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 10:50 »

Just better: Right of way
Just worse: Make My Day

(see what I did there?)

The Kenny: Bottled Water

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