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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #100 on: 19 Jul 2008, 12:55 »
Just better: a Utilikilt
Just worse: a skirt

The Kenny: Calvin Harris' look
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #101 on: 19 Jul 2008, 15:41 »
Just better:

Just worse:

The Kenny: The Perry Bible Fellowship
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #102 on: 19 Jul 2008, 16:04 »
Just Better: A Lesson is Learned...
Just Worse: Tooth Paste for Dinner

The Kenny: Shadow Girls
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #103 on: 23 Jul 2008, 11:30 »
The Better: Side Boob
The Worse: Side Belly

The Kenny: Wearing boys shirts
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #104 on: 23 Jul 2008, 11:49 »
Just Better: Girls wearing boy's shirts
Just Worse: Boys wearing boy's shirts

The Kenny: Spaghetti.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #105 on: 23 Jul 2008, 13:23 »
Just better: Tagliatelle
Just worse: Alphabetti Spaghetti

The kenny: The five O'clock shadow.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #106 on: 23 Jul 2008, 13:32 »
Just Better: Full Beard
Just Worse: Pencil Beards

The Kenny: Listening to good music
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #107 on: 23 Jul 2008, 15:12 »
Just better: making good music
Just worse: listening to good power tools

The Kenny: Dropping your pants in public
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #108 on: 23 Jul 2008, 15:19 »
The better: Dropping your pants in public for oral sex
The worse: Droping your pants in jail

The Kenny: Amazon
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #109 on: 23 Jul 2008, 15:45 »
Just better: being captured by Amazons and used as their sex slave
Just worse: being captured by Amazons and revealing that you are impotent

The Kenny: being up late even though you have shit to get done in the morning
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #110 on: 24 Jul 2008, 01:51 »
Just better: A solid ox
Just worse: An ox with tooth decay

The Kenny: Making lists
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It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #111 on: 24 Jul 2008, 02:20 »
Just Better: Making lists with other people you enjoy having around
Just Worse: Making lists on stupid things that you don't care about at all with the aid of people who are complete arses.

The Kenny: Social Interaction
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #112 on: 24 Jul 2008, 02:43 »
Just Better: Interacting with people you like.
Just Worse: Leprosy.

The Kenny: Going to the barber for a trim only to find he has given you a mullet.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #113 on: 24 Jul 2008, 02:58 »
Just better: Living in a redneck state where it's still the latest fashion.
Just worse: The barber's razor slipping when trimming your other hair.

The Kenny: Getting a blowjob from a moderately attractive person.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #114 on: 24 Jul 2008, 03:33 »
Just better: Getting deep throat from a moderately attractive person.
Just worse: Getting a handjob from Geraldo Rivera.

The Kenny: An all-night Scrubs marathon.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #115 on: 24 Jul 2008, 05:49 »
Just better: An all-night sponge-bath from Sarah Chalke
Just worse: An all-night sponge-bath from Zach Braff. And he doesn't stop talking the whole time.

The Kenny: Llamas!
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It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #116 on: 24 Jul 2008, 06:45 »
Just better: The kinda funny yet immature way that Sim City 2000 made a lot of llama jokes.
Just worse: The first time you saw one at the Royal Show when you were six and you went with your parents and it wasn't nearly so tacky and horrible.

The Kenny: Losing a very good game of chess.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #117 on: 24 Jul 2008, 17:29 »
Just better: Winning computer solitaire.
Just worse: Losing THE GAME

The Kenny: Volunteer work
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #118 on: 24 Jul 2008, 17:57 »
Just better: being the guy who benefits from the volunteer work
Just worse: Forced labor that turns out to be pretty much the same as regular labor

the Kenny: Kenny McCormick
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #119 on: 24 Jul 2008, 20:44 »
Just Better: Ken Jennings
Just Worse: Kenny Chesney

The Kenny: Gabbly conversations that veer into lurid sexual details
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #120 on: 24 Jul 2008, 22:28 »
Is that a trick Kenny?  I honestly don't know of any other sort of Gabbly discussion.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #121 on: 24 Jul 2008, 22:59 »
Just Better - C-List celebrity ingrate Dustin Diamond's cameo in a Rubnitz short.
Just Worse - C-List celebrity ingrate Dustin Diamond's debut role as Screech.

The Kenny - Christian Bale's labored vocal reading of all lines spoken from a Batsuit.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #122 on: 25 Jul 2008, 01:13 »
Just Better - Christian Bale's Batman voice rasped into my ear during hot sex
Just Worse - Reign of Fire

The Kenny - Michael Emerson
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #123 on: 25 Jul 2008, 15:06 »
Just better - Michael Emerson as the Riddler in the next Batman movie
Just worse - Jim Carey as the Riddler in Batman Forever

The Kenny - Randy Newman
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #124 on: 25 Jul 2008, 18:07 »
Just Better - Paul Newman
Just Worse - Randy Savage

The Kenny - Schadenfreude
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #125 on: 25 Jul 2008, 18:17 »
Just Better: Enjoying the good times and celebrating happiness and life
Just Worse: Rubbing it in the unfortunate person/people's face.

The Kenny: Non-existance
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #126 on: 26 Jul 2008, 12:39 »
Just Better: Unhappy existence
Just Worse: Nuclear holocaust

The Kenny: Faster-than-light travel
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #127 on: 26 Jul 2008, 13:30 »
Just better - Warp Speed!
Just worse - Bus travel

The Kenny: Sleeping 14 hours a night
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #128 on: 26 Jul 2008, 16:18 »
Just better - Sleeping 14 hours a day and partying all night
Just worse - Losing all body tension and disintegrating into the mattress

The Kenny: Being very dexterous with one hand and clumsy as fuck with the other.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #129 on: 26 Jul 2008, 16:30 »
Just Better: Ambidexterity
Just Worse: Being equally clumsy with both

The Kenny: Raoul Duke
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #130 on: 26 Jul 2008, 17:14 »
Just Better: Raul Julia
Just Worse: Raul's Wild Kingdom



The Kenny: Chapstick.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #131 on: 26 Jul 2008, 21:05 »
Just Better:  Slapstick
Just Worst: Chopsticks

The Kenny:  Cameltoe
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #132 on: 26 Jul 2008, 21:07 »
Just Better: Toe cleavage
Just Worse: Muffin tops

The Kenny: Getting a parking ticket.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #133 on: 26 Jul 2008, 21:13 »
Just better: Getting a lottery ticket
Just worse: Parallel parking

The Kenny: sap gloves
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #134 on: 26 Jul 2008, 21:58 »
Just Better: Glove Slap
Just Worse: Tree Sap

The Kenny: A good night's sleep
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #135 on: 26 Jul 2008, 22:00 »
Just Better: All-night parties
Just Worse: A Hard Day's Night

The Kenny: Murder Ballads
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #136 on: 27 Jul 2008, 09:23 »
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The Kenny: Getting a parking ticket.

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Just better: Getting a lottery ticket

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #137 on: 27 Jul 2008, 14:23 »
why not? At least you have thirty seconds of excitement rather then immediate disappointment. It's cheaper too.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #138 on: 27 Jul 2008, 14:59 »
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The Kenny: Murder Ballads

Just Better: Ballads
Just Worse: Murder

The Kenny: Chocolate mousse.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #139 on: 27 Jul 2008, 15:18 »
Just Better: A herd of chocolate moose
Just Worse: Moose-flavored chocolate

The Kenny: Overbites
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #140 on: 27 Jul 2008, 16:41 »
They'd be slightly better than one similar band and slightly worse than another.


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Just Better: A herd of chocolate moose
Just Worse: Moose-flavored chocolate

The Kenny: Overbites

Just Better: Not a lot!
Just Worse: Underbites

The Kenny: Being unable to think of anything better than Overbites.


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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #141 on: 27 Jul 2008, 16:58 »
Just Better: Thinking of something that makes people smile with glee
Just Worse: Thinking of something too terrible to mention

The Kenny: Cataracts
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #142 on: 28 Jul 2008, 05:49 »
Just better: Having seen it all before.
Just worse: Getting it just before Jessica Alba full frontal.

The Kenny: losing an argument against a homeless guy.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #143 on: 28 Jul 2008, 07:58 »
Just Better: Killing a homeless guy
Just Worse: Losing an argument to tommydski

The Kenny: The Cure.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #144 on: 28 Jul 2008, 12:32 »
Just better: Cinnamon
Just worse: The cricket season

The Kenny: Stumbling upon old plush toys you were given as a child.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #145 on: 28 Jul 2008, 12:47 »
Just Better: Cuddling up with those toys and getting major flash backs
Just Worse: Smelling them and realizing how long it took you to kick that bed-wetting habit

The Kenny: deja senti
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #146 on: 28 Jul 2008, 18:52 »
Holy shit, it's the fucking Kenny! 

AKA the only lasting contribution I made to the SGR boards.  Wow.  I'm not ready yet.  Not ready yet.  ...But soon.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #147 on: 28 Jul 2008, 23:26 »
Just better: Deja visite
Just worse: A CHANGE IN THE MATRIX!

The Kenny: Yahoo! Messenger Adult Chat Rooms
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #148 on: 29 Jul 2008, 10:19 »
Just better: Being in a coma for 2 years before the plug is pulled.
Just worse: Being an otherwise normal person that's required to watch AOL chat rooms as a market researcher.

The Kenny: Common People
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #149 on: 29 Jul 2008, 10:54 »
Just better: Cats
Just worse: Dogs

The Kenny: Medicinal Leeches
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