Topic: The Kenny (Read 75760 times)

blanktom · « **Reply #50 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 10:54 »

Just Better: Drinking spring water...straight from the spring
Just Worse: Drinking Coca Cola's new water product...finding out it is purified tap water

Kenny: Herpes

Slick · « **Reply #51 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 11:08 »

Just Better: Jock itch
Just Worse: Itchy jocks on your jock

The Kenny: GRYFF

Sox · « **Reply #52 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 11:17 »

Just better: Walking past a cash machine and finding a £50 note hanging out of it.
Just worse: Having to chase a stray £50 note several yards down the street in the wind before you can pocket it.

The Kenny: Finding £50 hanging in a cash machine and pocketing it.

Tom · « **Reply #53 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 14:33 »

Just Better: Not having any one you see/take notice of you doing it
Just Worse: Having a security guard/officer who has just found out that his wife of 10 years has just left him with her autistic child from a previous marriage and run off with Rosie O'Donnell catch you while he's on his ciggy break that he's been waiting 6 hours for.

Kenny: argyria

pwhodges · « **Reply #54 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 14:35 »

Just Better: Jaundice
Just Worse: Arsenic Poisoning

The Kenny: Free Jazz

Tom · « **Reply #55 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 14:41 »

Just Better: Jazz
Just Worse: the sound cats make when you chuck about 6 of them and several porcupines into the one sack.

The Kenny: English Criticism

EDIT:just remembered echidnas are monotremes and porcupines are rodents, they is not the same!

EDIT2: FACT: Echidnas have a four headed phallus but only one is used during the act of copulation

Sox · « **Reply #56 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 14:44 »

Just better: Fair criticism.
Just worse: Unfounded criticism.

The Kenny: Use of the word 'pretentious' to describe another human being.

KvP · « **Reply #57 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 16:10 »

Just better: Using the word "saucy" to describe another human being.
Just worse: Using the word "ogre-like" to describe another human being.

The Kenny: Ethiopian Food.

RedLion · « **Reply #58 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 16:22 »

Just better: Greek/Turkish food
Just worse: Sudanese food

The Kenny: Glenn Danzig

karl gambolputty... · « **Reply #59 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 16:27 »

Just Better: Glenn Close
Just Worse: Glenn Beck

The Kenny: Shooting a man in Reno, just to watch him die

Sox · « **Reply #60 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 16:37 »

Just better: Visiting Reno and having a splendid time.
just worse: Getting shot in Reno.

The Kenny: Ruining the punchline to a joke somebody else is telling.

yelley · « **Reply #61 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 18:11 »

just better: hearing the other person mess up the punchline and laughing at them.
just worse: forgetting the punchline to a joke that you are telling.

the kenny: buying new socks because you're too lazy to launder the ones you have.

Johnny C · « **Reply #62 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 18:43 »

Just better: Buying a new cell phone because your old one is lost somewhere in your room.
Just worse: Shoes, no socks.

The Kenny: "I have just pissed in my pants, and nobody can do anything about it."

GenericName · « **Reply #63 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 19:02 »

Just better: "Youtube knows that I have just pissed in my pants, and nobody can do anything about it."
Just worse: http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

The Kenny: Rickrolls that freeze your computer.

tania · « **Reply #64 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 19:54 »

just better: mentioning rickrolls in a conversation and having the other person have no idea what you're talking about
just worse: legitimately enjoying that terrible song

the kenny: losing a book a friend lent you on the same day

RobbieOC · « **Reply #65 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 20:44 »

Just better: The book wasn't that good anyway, and you just borrowed it so they'd stop telling you how awesome it is.
Just worse: Your friend asking for it back, because they didn't really want to lend it to you, they were just being polite and they are afraid you'll lose it.

Kenny: Sports talk radio

jimbunny · « **Reply #66 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 21:31 »

Just better: News radio
Just worse: Paying money to see sports

The Kenny: Outrageously expensive cases for mp3 players

Tom · « **Reply #67 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 22:54 »

Just Better: It actually being worth it.
Just Worse: Case breaking right after you bought it before it gets anywhere near your mp3 player

Kenny: using up your monthly bandwidth allowance on porn.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #68 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 23:08 »

Just better: Unlimited bandwidth
Just Worse: Using up your monthly bandwidth refreshing the forums every minute

The Kenny: Let it Be... Naked

pwhodges · « **Reply #69 on:** 16 Jul 2008, 00:04 »

Just better: Let It Be
Just worse: Two Virgins

The Kenny: Liberace

Sox · « **Reply #70 on:** 16 Jul 2008, 02:47 »

Quote from: ephemere on 15 Jul 2008, 19:54

just worse: legitimately enjoying that terrible song

Terrible terrible recording. Horrible vomit inducing production. Ridiculous. The song? The song is okay. Good pop song.

Ã¶de · « **Reply #71 on:** 16 Jul 2008, 04:02 »

Quote from: pwhodges on 16 Jul 2008, 00:04

The Kenny: Liberace

Just better: Raymond Quentin Smuckles
Just worse: Elton Hercules John

The Kenny: The Kenny.

Peet · « **Reply #72 on:** 16 Jul 2008, 05:20 »

Just Better: The Stan
Just Worse: The Cartman

The Kenny: 110m hurdles.

Tom · « **Reply #73 on:** 16 Jul 2008, 15:09 »

Just Better: the 100m sprint
Just Worse: the blind folded javelin

The Kenny: getting impaled by a unicorn

KvP · « **Reply #74 on:** 16 Jul 2008, 15:38 »

Just better: Huggin' a kraken!
Just worse: AAAAARGH FISH IN THE DICK

The Kenny: Whistling.

Tom · « **Reply #75 on:** 16 Jul 2008, 15:59 »

Just Better: Jesus Christ
Just Worse: Jim Crow

The Kenny: Racism

pwhodges · « **Reply #76 on:** 16 Jul 2008, 16:11 »

Hard to make a clear distinction here; I offer...

Just better: Patriotism
Just worse: Mindless Violence

The Kenny: Microsoft

Metope · « **Reply #77 on:** 16 Jul 2008, 16:18 »

Just better: MSDOS
Just worse: Punch cards

The Kenny: Coldplay

october1983 · « **Reply #78 on:** 16 Jul 2008, 16:27 »

Just better: Foreplay
Just worse: Coldfeet

The Kenny: Batman

KvP · « **Reply #79 on:** 16 Jul 2008, 17:02 »

Just better: Silverback Gorillas
Just worse: Nickelback albums

Kenny: Color Blindness

Johnny C · « **Reply #80 on:** 16 Jul 2008, 17:09 »

Just better: Synesthesia
Just worse: Regular blindness

The Kenny: A Casiotone electric keyboard

David_Dovey · « **Reply #81 on:** 16 Jul 2008, 19:49 »

Just Better: (Real men play) Mellotron
Just Worse: Fisher-Price Xylophone

The Kenny: Steve Albini

KvP · « **Reply #82 on:** 16 Jul 2008, 20:16 »

Just better: Chris Goss
Just worse: Bob Rock

The Kenny - The Stand-Ins

David_Dovey · « **Reply #83 on:** 16 Jul 2008, 21:15 »

I was going to dispute that Chris Goss thing but I just got Welcome to Sky Valley and dang man. Dang.

Johnny C · « **Reply #84 on:** 16 Jul 2008, 22:22 »

Quote from: KvP on 16 Jul 2008, 20:16

The Kenny - The Stand-Ins

Just better: n/a
Just worse: Sex with your high school crush

The Kenny - Paying for incoming text messages.

Tom · « **Reply #85 on:** 17 Jul 2008, 01:28 »

Just Better: Losing your mobile phone, and discovering the true freedoms of getting lost and having to figure things out for yourself.
Just Worse: Being charged to receive calls, that aren't collect, as well in addition to this Kenny.

The Kenny: True knowledge.

ampersandwitch · « **Reply #86 on:** 17 Jul 2008, 08:26 »

Just better: Giant dicking cocks
Just worse: Dicking cock giants

The Kenny: Buffy the Vampire slayer.

RobbieOC · « **Reply #87 on:** 17 Jul 2008, 09:27 »

Just Better: Angel
Just Worse: Charmed

Kenny: Seven Samurai

KvP · « **Reply #88 on:** 17 Jul 2008, 10:02 »

Just Better: Sansho the Bailiff
Just Worse: Sonatine

The Kenny: Sketch Comedy

Tom · « **Reply #89 on:** 17 Jul 2008, 16:56 »

Just Better: The real kind of comedy that only happens when you're around your mates in real life.
Just Worse: Carlos Mencia

The Kenny: Waking up with your father's cock in your mouth

jhocking · « **Reply #90 on:** 17 Jul 2008, 17:14 »

Just Better: Waking up with Mike Rowe's cock in your mouth.
Just Worse: Waking up with your mother's cock in your mouth.

The Kenny: Oppressively hot weather

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #91 on:** 17 Jul 2008, 21:51 »

Just better: Oppressively hot dominatrix.
Just worse: Oppressively hot coffee spill.

Kenny: smoking weed with your friend's parents.

Ã¶de · « **Reply #92 on:** 17 Jul 2008, 22:08 »

Just better: the conversations that occur as a result.
Just worse: smoking weed with your own parents.

The Kenny: being unemployed.

Tom · « **Reply #93 on:** 17 Jul 2008, 23:55 »

Just Better: Being employed
Just Worse: Being unemployed in a very small and remote town.

The Kenny: World Youth Day

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #94 on:** 18 Jul 2008, 04:46 »

Just better: Any other day.
Just worse: Trying to get to work in the city without realising it's World Youth Day

The Kenny: Pope Palpatine XVI

mat_mantra · « **Reply #95 on:** 18 Jul 2008, 16:19 »

Wow, time for new internets. this posted waaaaaaay late

Lunchbox · « **Reply #96 on:** 18 Jul 2008, 20:33 »

Just Better: That horrible feeling in the middle of carpooling to work when you realise the next person being picked up is that really cute girl from Marketing who watched you dribble coffee down your shirt yesterday

Just Worse: That horrible feeling in the middle carpooling to work when you realise you forgot pants

Kenny: A Triple Word Score in Scrabble

tania · « **Reply #97 on:** 18 Jul 2008, 20:49 »

just better: oral sex
just worse: using your awesome word on a double word score, unable to reach the triple word score because you used up all your 's's and 'ed's on some other dumb shit

the kenny: cankles

Tom · « **Reply #98 on:** 18 Jul 2008, 22:04 »

Just Better: flab-abs
Just Worse: a double chin

The Kenny: male pattern baldness

KvP · « **Reply #99 on:** 18 Jul 2008, 23:01 »

Just better: Being a wolfperson
Just worse: Alopecia

The Kenny: Cargo shorts

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