Topic: Imaginary Band Names (Read 95246 times)

Durin · « **Reply #150 on:** 14 Aug 2008, 20:38 »

Schrodinger's Cat is Undead

Vendetagainst · « **Reply #151 on:** 14 Aug 2008, 20:46 »

Pavlov's Dog Fucked Schrodinger's Cat and This is the Sound They Made

Kill.kenada · « **Reply #152 on:** 20 Aug 2008, 18:00 »

Labia Minora

Be My Head · « **Reply #153 on:** 20 Aug 2008, 18:05 »

The Jehovah's Witness Protection Program

J-cob9000 · « **Reply #154 on:** 27 Sep 2008, 18:24 »

...and major bump.

but new band name.

Sending Signals To Spaceships.

just came up with it randomly.

Harun · « **Reply #155 on:** 27 Sep 2008, 18:30 »

The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza

oh wait...

Yakob · « **Reply #156 on:** 27 Sep 2008, 21:55 »

Interstellar Paratrooper

LittleKey · « **Reply #157 on:** 27 Sep 2008, 22:52 »

We Play Rock Music

Hit by a Shovel

Acceptably Sociable

Why Does my Alarm Clock Never Go Off?

Just some weird ones off the top of my head. I actually really like Acceptably Sociable, it has good potential.

Thrillho · « **Reply #158 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 06:06 »

Yeah, I quite like 'Acceptable Sociable' actually.

Vendetagainst · « **Reply #159 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 08:04 »

It would only work if all they played was incredibly loud and angry rants about how people are basically evil and inferior to them.

Thrillho · « **Reply #160 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 08:11 »

Nah I think I might actually use it myself, referring to my autism, seeing as it shows up in my lyrics a lot.

*writes it down*

BootsyMarie · « **Reply #161 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 10:04 »

The Ketchup Massacre Fiasco

they're my favorite band.

right next to Madison's Lucky Change Jar.

Thrillho · « **Reply #162 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 10:51 »

I scrolled too fast and thought that said 'The Ketchup Manifesto,' which I actually like better.

BootsyMarie · « **Reply #163 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 11:08 »

i kind of like ketchup manifesto a lot too...

LittleKey · « **Reply #164 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 11:19 »

Sure we Have a Really Long Name, and Our Songs Have Titles That are Like Twenty Words Long, But I Swear to God we Aren't an Emo Band.

BootsyMarie · « **Reply #165 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 11:22 »

Their hit single??

Weeping Hepatitis

Broken_Drum · « **Reply #166 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 11:30 »

Quote from: LittleKey on 28 Sep 2008, 11:19

Sure we Have a Really Long Name, and Our Songs Have Titles That are Like Twenty Words Long, But I Swear to God we Aren't an Emo Band.

...Or a pretentious Post-Rock band for that matter.

LittleKey · « **Reply #167 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 11:46 »

Quote from: Broken_Drum on 28 Sep 2008, 11:30

Quote from: LittleKey on 28 Sep 2008, 11:19
Sure we Have a Really Long Name, and Our Songs Have Titles That are Like Twenty Words Long, But I Swear to God we Aren't an Emo Band.
...Or a pretentious Post-Rock band for that matter.

hah yeah. i was aiming to make fun of bands like fall out boy and panic at the disco =).

Thrillho · « **Reply #168 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 15:13 »

Quote from: LittleKey on 28 Sep 2008, 11:19

Sure we Have a Really Long Name, and Our Songs Have Titles That are Like Twenty Words Long, But I Swear to God we Aren't an Emo Band.

My band briefly opened gigs with an instrumental called 'If We Were Fall Out Boy We'd Have Really Long Song Titles, But We Aren't So We Don't.'

MysticalChicken · « **Reply #169 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 16:31 »

I actually made most of these up a while back, and stuck them in my LJ. The first one I just thought of yesterday, though.

The Fidgety Napkin Shredders (I know one shouldn't laugh at one's own stuff, but this keeps making me giggle)
My Brain Hurts
The Bargain Bin Band!
Your Parents Will Hate This Band
Your Mom Will Totally Embarrass You By Liking This Band
Nobody Has Heard Of Us, Except You
Clusterfuck
Chewy Nougat Center
Little Ugly (Decemberists reference)
Chunky Muffin Overcoat
You Have Spyware
Three Word Name
No Trans Fat
Hi, My Name Is Fred
EEEK BANANA SLUG (CD title: I Stepped On It And It Went Splorch)
You Mean We're Actually Supposed To Play Our Instruments?
This One Time, At Band Camp...
Spastic Cheese Monkeys
Effing Tasty
I Can't Believe You Woke Me Up for That
Don't Be an Ass, Ass
What's That Smell?
The Apollo 13s (halfway through every gig, something goes horribly wrong)
We Will Make Your Ears Bleed
The Emoticons
I'm Hungry, Dammit
§ (formerly We Will Make Your Ears Bleed)
Holy Shit, We're Actually A Band Now (first CD title: Please Buy Our CD. Please. We're Still Living Out of Our Van.)
I Hate Everything Ever
The Carpal Tunnels
Empty Potato Chip Bag
GOOSE!
Oh My God, I Just Touched Seaweed (CD title: Get It Off Me!)
The Poisonous Dart Frogs
The Dirty Napkins
The Simon Cowells (they hate every other band, ever. Possibly opens for I Hate Everything Ever. Unfortunately, since they obviously hate each other, altercations will ensue.)
You Can't Actually Be Serious
The Oh Noes
The 13375p34ks (pronounced "leetspeaks")
We Know Where You Live
Son of a Monkey
Dude, Seriously
Bipolar Cats (because I have one)
Oh God Make It Stop
Spyware Infections
RARR
I Just Stepped In Something
Floor Pie (Simpsons reference)
Purple Is A Fruit ('nother Simpsons reference)

look out! Ninjas! · « **Reply #170 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 18:10 »

If you were cool you'd have heard of us ages ago.
Why the face dammit.
Your mum likes us, but that's ok becasue we like your mum.
Mainstream Radio
The godless north
The new style
Anebriation
The adoring fangirls

spoon_of_grimbo · « **Reply #171 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 19:03 »

chainsaw rectum-ectomy

i'm guessing they'd be a bit on the grindcore/goregrind side of things...

Melodic · « **Reply #172 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 19:36 »

Definitive Zombies.

Touch Me Im Sick · « **Reply #173 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 21:22 »

-France...Art...Murder?!
-The 6' Tall Anthropomorphic Penises
-Deep Space, 9"
-The Curbstomped Abortions
-Pyromaniacs Drenched In Kerosene
-We Suck And Cannot Play Our Instruments
-The Band Who Shows Up Drunk And Can't Play A Full Set As A Result
-luhhdsgdslfgkhydsygudlfisyfudg
-Dirty Sanchez and the Buttfuckers
-The Rocket In My Pocket Is Dripping "Fuel"
-World Watersports Competition
-Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
-Blowjob?
-The Reeboks With The Straps
-SYVUMBV
-The Anti-Corporate Band With A Top 40 Hit
-People Who Crush Ritalin And Snort It
-The Teens Gone Wild From Maury
-If Your Vagina Is Cement, Then My Penis Is A Jackhammer

Christophe · « **Reply #174 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 22:18 »

Sexual Engineering

Lummer · « **Reply #175 on:** 29 Sep 2008, 06:21 »

Quote from: MadassAlex on 13 Aug 2008, 03:52

One day I will have a band named Thunder Hammer and we will write metal songs about Warhammer 40,000.

FUCK YEAH!

Broken_Drum · « **Reply #176 on:** 29 Sep 2008, 08:57 »

Bernard's Missing Testicle,
Kittens Are Genuinely Arousing,
You Stole My Twix, You Cunt,
Twatsicle,
The Wails Of Dying Puppies

Metope · « **Reply #177 on:** 29 Sep 2008, 09:04 »

Epileptic Disco

(Inspired by the fluorescent lamp that is dying in my bathroom)

Edit: Oh shit, that's actually a real band name. How retarded.

Thrillho · « **Reply #178 on:** 29 Sep 2008, 11:10 »

Here's my new favourite: Lunchtime Suicide.

PECOAE · « **Reply #179 on:** 30 Sep 2008, 19:16 »

Quote from: Scarychips on 17 Jul 2008, 08:17

The Floor is made of Lava

http://www.myspace.com/thefloorislavaband

complete with exclamation mark and everything. it was my friend's old band.

MysticalChicken · « **Reply #180 on:** 01 Oct 2008, 16:53 »

Blatantly stolen from The Colbert Report the other night:

Brain Whistle

MobyDickhole · « **Reply #181 on:** 02 Oct 2008, 01:57 »

Slope - They could be a mathrock band and their first album would be called rise/run

I've also been wanting to start a project called 'The Professionals' and release concept albums based on specific professions.
The first album would be called 'Justice: Served' and would feature songs such as "I put out a subpoena for your heart" and "Order in the Courtship"
(I wrote a full track list for this and one or two other albums somewhere when I was bored one day)

David_Dovey · « **Reply #182 on:** 02 Oct 2008, 04:35 »

Quote from: MysticalChicken on 28 Sep 2008, 16:31

GOOSE!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goose_(band)

(not capitals, no exclamation point, but still)

Barrabas · « **Reply #183 on:** 02 Oct 2008, 04:39 »

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, Trannies are astronauts.

Thrillho · « **Reply #184 on:** 02 Oct 2008, 07:41 »

I dunno, I reckon 'Trannies Are Astronauts' would work fine on its own.

MysticalChicken · « **Reply #185 on:** 03 Oct 2008, 17:53 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 02 Oct 2008, 04:35

Quote from: MysticalChicken on 28 Sep 2008, 16:31

GOOSE!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goose_(band)

(not capitals, no exclamation point, but still)

Aw crapz!
/

Ooh, I thought of this one last night. Inspired by a blank space in a book called My Book About Me that I filled in when I was four years old:

My Favorite Color is PONY

ElectricPez · « **Reply #186 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 01:14 »

Flaming Hobo's!
My friend and I have had that name in our mind since middle school. I need to start writing music and get this name out into the world. IMHO, pure genius.

spoon_of_grimbo · « **Reply #187 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 06:32 »

the texas chainsaw masochists
because fuck you, that's why
everyone's a monkfish
trails of hellish gore from here to way over there

Thrillho · « **Reply #188 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 11:32 »

Quote from: Jeans on 06 Oct 2008, 05:35

Flaming Hobo's petticoat? Trash bag? Cup o' change?

Actually I think just 'Flaming Hobo's' would work because it implies that the band belongs to a flaming hobo. Or a flaming hobosexual?

loyalpeon · « **Reply #189 on:** 07 Oct 2008, 10:24 »

Philia, Eros, Agape
Cum Rags

That's all I got.

GreyGabe · « **Reply #190 on:** 07 Oct 2008, 18:48 »

"Dr. Bipolar and the Manic Depressives"

They would start playing generic emo music, before all of a sudden changing style to either cheerful folk music or rage filled metal before going back to the original style. Do this several times per song.

LittleKey · « **Reply #191 on:** 07 Oct 2008, 22:13 »

I would listen to it. Also...

This Name Looks Really Nice on a Band Tee

The Music Players

Emoticonists

Simple Objects

El Opium · « **Reply #192 on:** 08 Oct 2008, 01:32 »

Band names I'm considering now that Zero Aggression is no more.
Oathbreakers
Slumlords
Nefandi
The House Centipedes

MadassAlex · « **Reply #193 on:** 10 Oct 2008, 21:45 »

A friend and I are going to start a rock band called "The Sexual Intentions". Or, alternatively, "The Sexual Tensions".

The first album shall be called "And Their Sexual Extensions".

imagist42 · « **Reply #194 on:** 10 Oct 2008, 23:29 »

That is pretty rad.

Selunei · « **Reply #195 on:** 11 Oct 2008, 00:43 »

Word magnets are a great way to come up with random band names. I literally spent an hour messing with those things once out of pure boredom, and this is what I came up with (list very abbreviated, cause I forgot a bunch of them):

Power Crushes Practice
Delicately Beneath a Storm
Spring Was Almost an Eternity
Through Smells and Shadows
Never Did Iron His Detention
Dudes in Toe Socks
Deathly S.A.T.
Boys Can Wear Eyeliner Too
Essential Graduate Dream
Cry Like the A/V Club
Chainspray Talent (always my band name on Guitar Hero/Rock Band)
Freak Chemistry by Drama Show

and the list goes on...

*edit* Turns out "Boys Can Wear Eyeliner Too" is a song by U.K. glam rock band The Electric Flash...damn, I kind of sorta maybe liked that one

KurtMcAllister · « **Reply #196 on:** 13 Oct 2008, 21:56 »

I've always been very fond of The Burning Business Cards. I don't know why, I guess it just has a nice ring to it.

spoon_of_grimbo · « **Reply #197 on:** 14 Oct 2008, 04:36 »

Scary Dave and the Brickshitters

tiffchil · « **Reply #198 on:** 15 Oct 2008, 16:46 »

I kind of like- The Bumblefucking Ass Bandits!

-Karamazov- · « **Reply #199 on:** 15 Oct 2008, 19:55 »

I want to create a symphonic metal band with heavy Germanic overtones, and call it "By Wagner's Neckbeard!"

Seriously, look at it.

That thing is epic. Did he wake up every morning and decide to shave everything but his neck?

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BootsyMarie

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