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Avocado
« on: 25 Jul 2008, 14:18 »

appreciate.


i had some awesome guacamole when i came home from work, there an hour ago, it was like an oorgasm for my mouth!
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Re: Avacado
« Reply #1 on: 25 Jul 2008, 14:22 »

my sister and I were just talking about guacamole. It's amazing. There should be a national Avocado day.
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Re: Avacado
« Reply #2 on: 25 Jul 2008, 14:27 »

my mom made it fresh today, and after 5 hours or working in a cubby hole.. i mean shop in a hospital it was very much welcome!

i think avacado may be one of my favourite foods, it even outdoes aubergine.. i fuckin looove that shit!
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Re: Avacado
« Reply #3 on: 25 Jul 2008, 14:28 »

what the hell
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Re: Avacado
« Reply #4 on: 25 Jul 2008, 14:29 »

you can't even spell it right
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Re: Avacado
« Reply #5 on: 25 Jul 2008, 14:30 »

i could be dyslexic for all you know *glare*

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Re: Avacado
« Reply #6 on: 25 Jul 2008, 14:30 »

I'm not a fan but then again I'm a really picky eater.

I guess maybe some recipes or something would fill this thread out, huh?
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Re: Avocado
« Reply #7 on: 25 Jul 2008, 14:33 »

yeah that would be nice!

dya know what else i love.. artichoke!!

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Re: Avocado
« Reply #8 on: 25 Jul 2008, 14:39 »

Guacamole is pretty awesome as long as it doesn't have chopped onion in it. Mole is better though.
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Re: Avocado
« Reply #9 on: 25 Jul 2008, 15:08 »

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Re: Avocado
« Reply #10 on: 25 Jul 2008, 15:11 »

She's not trolling. She just started a thread about food.

Give her a break. She's new here and she doesn't necessarily know that we all have a massive (if occasionally justifiable) stick up our asses regarding threads. I'm on three other forums where this thread wouldn't register a single complaint. Ignore it if it offends you that much.
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Re: Avocado
« Reply #11 on: 25 Jul 2008, 15:12 »

not a fan of avocados but guacamole is alright.
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Re: Avocado
« Reply #12 on: 25 Jul 2008, 15:13 »

im not a troll :(


words can hurt
and thanks tommydski, i have experience with stick up ass forum members on other forums soo its all good i just invite them to
VIRTUAL TEA PARTIES! YAAAAY :D
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Re: Avocado
« Reply #13 on: 25 Jul 2008, 15:16 »

you are clearly a tiny bear and not a troll.
This forum's really not that strict though. My other forum bans people who use chatspeak, commit necromancy, do not use the search engine, or do pretty much do anything even slightly obnoxious. Minor offenses are granted a single warning and all offenses after that are banned.
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Re: Avocado
« Reply #14 on: 25 Jul 2008, 15:17 »

I am always up for tea parties.

But you can have the guacamole okay, I don't like it.

Cucumber sandwich, anyone?

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Re: Avocado
« Reply #15 on: 25 Jul 2008, 15:18 »

Avacadoes are pretty great. They work well in salads, sandwiches, burgers, lots of things! Aside from guacamole. I would also be interested in seeing some folks recipes which feature avacado. Unfortunately, I don't have any as I'm pretty lousy at preparing food...

And if this thread is trolling, it's pretty well disguised as not trolling.

And yes please to the cucumber sandwiches!
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Re: Avocado
« Reply #16 on: 25 Jul 2008, 15:20 »

YAY cumcumber sammiches :D

*magics little pink tables and chairs and a cute little tea service*
   :-) i love me some teeea parties, i love em something fierce!
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Re: Avocado
« Reply #17 on: 25 Jul 2008, 15:21 »

Anyone ever have an avocado bubble tea? those things are outrageously delicious
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Re: Avocado
« Reply #18 on: 25 Jul 2008, 15:22 »

After posting it, I took a quick look at your post history... Sorry.

Back on to the unnecessary topic, avocado is nature's butter and avocado oil is almost as awesome as rice bran oil when it comes to cooking.

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Re: Avocado
« Reply #19 on: 25 Jul 2008, 15:23 »

I was told whilst I was in Vancouver to have a bubble tea but they look kind of horrifying.
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Re: Avocado
« Reply #20 on: 25 Jul 2008, 15:25 »

After posting it, I took a quick look at your post history... Sorry.

Back on to the unnecessary topic, avocado is nature's butter and avocado oil is almost as awesome as rice bran oil when it comes to cooking.

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please pull up a miniature pink chair and enjoy some imaginary tea :D
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Re: Avocado
« Reply #21 on: 25 Jul 2008, 15:28 »

The only thing that keeps me in line at an imaginary tee party is the fear getting impaled by an angry unicorn.
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Re: Avocado
« Reply #22 on: 25 Jul 2008, 15:29 »

What is bubble tea?
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Re: Avocado
« Reply #23 on: 25 Jul 2008, 15:30 »

The only thing that keeps me in line at an imaginary tee party is the fear getting impaled by an angry unicorn.

well theres a unicorn sitting right next to you, so id watch my step if i were you!!
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Re: Avocado
« Reply #24 on: 25 Jul 2008, 15:31 »

Cool it guys, don't chase away the cute ones!

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Re: Avocado
« Reply #25 on: 25 Jul 2008, 15:36 »

tee hee!


want some tea a cookies, theres a seat spare right next to the unicooooorn!
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Re: Avocado
« Reply #26 on: 25 Jul 2008, 15:46 »

wikipedia.org/wiki/bubble_tea

It says that in the US it's in trendy parts of the west coast... but I live in a blue collar neighborhood in Chicago.
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Re: Avocado
« Reply #27 on: 25 Jul 2008, 15:57 »

bubble tea is fucking incredible, it is most delicious drinksex
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Re: Avocado
« Reply #28 on: 25 Jul 2008, 16:02 »

whats the deal with these little tapioca balls or pearls.. what the fuck do they do?


i think ill stick to water...
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Re: Avocado
« Reply #29 on: 25 Jul 2008, 16:03 »

you suck 'em up with this huge straw as you're drinking and (obvious innuendo aside) it is quite delicious
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Re: Avocado
« Reply #30 on: 25 Jul 2008, 16:03 »

they make it taste like it feels when you reach orgasm

i am sorry to be so crass but bubble tea is so damn tasty
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Re: Avocado
« Reply #31 on: 25 Jul 2008, 16:06 »

well we dotn have bubble tea in ireland... id sure liek to try it, maybe when im in the states again, if i can find it :D
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Re: Avocado
« Reply #32 on: 25 Jul 2008, 16:06 »

hot damn bubble tea is the best thing ever
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Re: Avocado
« Reply #33 on: 25 Jul 2008, 16:07 »

Yeah you should be Johnny, there's a unicorn here abouts.

So that's what bubble tea is, I had it when I was in Hong Kong but didn't know that's what we called it.
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Re: Avocado
« Reply #34 on: 25 Jul 2008, 16:09 »

the name reminds me of some sort of japanese tv show, or a video game!
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Re: Avocado
« Reply #35 on: 25 Jul 2008, 16:11 »

Yeah, I've had that. It's pretty popular here, actually. Because my small suburban town likes to think that it's L.A. or something.

But, it is delicious. I can get behind any trend that supports something worth being supported. Yep. Tea party it is!
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Re: Avocado
« Reply #36 on: 25 Jul 2008, 17:59 »

Avocados are pretty great. Guacamole is delicious. Bubble tea is pretty cool, if you don't eat the bubbles.
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Re: Avocado
« Reply #37 on: 25 Jul 2008, 18:33 »

I don't know why, but I am not a fan of guacamole.  Maybe looking at it for the past year while making sandwiches has turned me off.
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Re: Avocado
« Reply #38 on: 25 Jul 2008, 19:17 »

I am a recent convert to guacamole and avocados in general.  I'm not sure what triggered it, but all of a sudden I was like 'Hey, this green stuff is good on mexican food!  And this fruit-vegetable thing, it is good on sandwiches!'.   

It was a watershed moment, I tell you.

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Re: Avocado
« Reply #39 on: 25 Jul 2008, 19:30 »

Anyone remember that drink Orbits? I still kind of miss it. It was like carbonated bubble tea, sort of.
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Re: Avocado
« Reply #40 on: 25 Jul 2008, 20:23 »

YAY cumcumber sammiches :D

*magics little pink tables and chairs and a cute little tea service*
   :-) i love me some teeea parties, i love em something fierce!

In my head you are now a mole in a pinafore serving everyone tea and cakes. This is A Good Thing.
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Re: Avocado
« Reply #41 on: 25 Jul 2008, 20:40 »

I once had a Chipotle burrito with guacamole. It felt like I was eating mush. To say the least, I did not enjoy it.
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Re: Avocado
« Reply #42 on: 25 Jul 2008, 20:49 »

That actually sounds pretty delicious. Guacamole is also pretty durn good on burgers
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Re: Avocado
« Reply #43 on: 25 Jul 2008, 21:06 »

Scrambled tofu with avocado is my favorite thing to cook when hungover, because it is ridiculously easy and nutritious.  Served with dry toast and big glass of cold water, it's like a goddamn miracle cure. 

I always assumed bubble tea was carbonated tea.  The bubbles are solid?  Now I am very intrigued. 

Added: I love avocado in burritos and on burgers (Boca, in my case.)  Chipotle burritos can be good or bad depending on how stoned the employees are.
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Re: Avocado
« Reply #44 on: 25 Jul 2008, 23:03 »

Yeah, the bubbles are made out of tapioca or something? Ever since I decided they looked like massive fish eggs, I kinda got put off them.

I used to eat avocado with balsamic vinegar and tomatao on toast as a ritzy breakfast (Avo's are pretty pricey here, most of the time). It's pretty goddamn tasty.
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Re: Avocado
« Reply #45 on: 25 Jul 2008, 23:28 »

i make this mean sandwich. you take virginia ham, provolone and bacon on toast, then add tomatoes, onion and avocado. then you eat that shit because it's amazing. i eat mine with a little mayo and spicy mustard.
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Re: Avocado
« Reply #46 on: 25 Jul 2008, 23:43 »

If it wasn't slimy and full of fat I might liek avocado.
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Re: Avocado
« Reply #47 on: 26 Jul 2008, 00:46 »

it's not slimey and the fat is all unsaturated and omega, making it far more healthy than most things you probably have in your diet.
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Re: Avocado
« Reply #48 on: 26 Jul 2008, 00:51 »

Man you know what's good
the AVOCADO BATIDO

1 ripe Haas avocado
1 cup of milk or soy milk or so iunno I always sort of eyeball it
1/2 cup of crushed ice
2 tablespoons of sugar

Blend all ingredients until smooth.  Awesome.

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Re: Avocado
« Reply #49 on: 26 Jul 2008, 00:55 »

Yayyyy
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