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Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« on: 05 Sep 2008, 01:42 »

Have you guys seen this craziness?http://www.bettycrocker.com/images/OldElPaso/MainGraphic2.png
It stands up on its own. On its own!!!
This changes everything I thought I knew about tacos.

Seriously though, this just shattered my entire universe.
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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #1 on: 05 Sep 2008, 01:55 »

Oh dear god.


Those have been around for a fair while now. There were ads on the television and everything. Plus they would be in supermarkets, so they're not exactly pressing news.

Why are you starting threads like this? it is pointless shit that even we don't care about. Hopefully it will just go away wthout people really noticing.
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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #2 on: 05 Sep 2008, 01:59 »

but Jens, they have FLAT BOTTOMS! They won't fall over!



IT IS MAGIC! WE MUST BURN THE DEVIL THAT IS TEMPTING US WITH SUCH THINGS!
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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #3 on: 05 Sep 2008, 02:06 »

DEVIL!


BURRRRRRRRRN HIM!
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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #4 on: 05 Sep 2008, 02:08 »

Wait for me i just get my pitchfork.
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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #5 on: 05 Sep 2008, 02:10 »

Im just sayin', I dont watch much TV and I just saw the commercial now so this is new to me, and I figured someone might care. Tacos are a big deal to some people.

Also, yeah, as far as this being pointless shit that nobody cares about.  This is an internet forum.  Its friggin loaded with pointless shit.  If you really hate it you dont need to post.

Im just sayin'.
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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #6 on: 05 Sep 2008, 02:15 »

We also have a thread for pointless shit. It's called the Pointless Thread! You didn't even try and start a discussion in here. Surely you could have looked at the threads on this page and seen how someone starts a successful thread and how one doesn't.

Also I posted in here because the thread is useless and figured me being at least partially polite would be better than everyone else swearing at you and telling you go go away.
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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #7 on: 05 Sep 2008, 02:16 »

GO. FUCK. YOURSELF.
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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #8 on: 05 Sep 2008, 02:21 »

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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #9 on: 05 Sep 2008, 02:22 »

Ok, well I figured if you were so excited over taco shells that stand up by themselves you might like some more things that can do that:


bags!

flasks!

a wok!!

BOWLS!

any of these tickle your fancy?
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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #10 on: 05 Sep 2008, 02:24 »

Other things that stand up on their own!







« Last Edit: 05 Sep 2008, 02:25 by Hat »
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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #11 on: 05 Sep 2008, 02:25 »

Im sorry I didnt realize that there was a pointless thread in this section of the forums, Im generally in some of the other sections.
I didnt think that the taco thread would create this much trouble.  And Im also sorry for wasting your precious, precious time.
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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #12 on: 05 Sep 2008, 02:28 »

You don't like any of these thing? I guess we'll have to try harder. Tacos, you say?



Look, it can stand up on it's own as well! It's perfect, no?
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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #13 on: 05 Sep 2008, 02:29 »

Im sorry I didnt realize that there was a pointless thread in this section of the forums, Im generally in some of the other sections.

Woah no way which ones.

P.S. I love this thread
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« Reply #14 on: 05 Sep 2008, 02:31 »

when this madness end?
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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #15 on: 05 Sep 2008, 02:32 »

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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #16 on: 05 Sep 2008, 02:33 »

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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #17 on: 05 Sep 2008, 02:36 »

Ok, well I figured if you were so excited over taco shells that stand up by themselves you might like some more things that can do that:


bags!

NOT THE YELLOW ONE, OBVIOUSLY
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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #18 on: 05 Sep 2008, 02:43 »

hey now, maybe that bag has just had a few too many drinks and is a bit "tired". Don't go hatin' on my yellow bag buddy there!



it's ok, yellow bag, I still love you. unlike some people.
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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #19 on: 05 Sep 2008, 02:54 »


a wok!!
Is not new, Been doin that shit in Asia for like, a hundred years at least.

Tacocat is a palindrome.
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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #20 on: 05 Sep 2008, 02:56 »

but it can stand up by itself! it has a flat bottom so it won't fall over!



IT'S AMAAAAAZIIIIIIING
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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #21 on: 05 Sep 2008, 03:04 »

Dear Han and Brett,

I fucking love you guys.  Never leave me.  I can stand up by myself and everything.

Love Jodie
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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #22 on: 05 Sep 2008, 03:19 »



You've made this little taco's day, jodie!
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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #23 on: 05 Sep 2008, 03:20 »

Happy taco is the cutest taco ever! <3
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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #24 on: 05 Sep 2008, 03:26 »

Fucking pussys, burritos is where it's at.

They don't even NEED to fucking stand up, motherfuckers so hardcore they LIE there just waiting to get eaten so they can fuck you up from the inside.

They are probably full of DINOSAURS or some shit, fucked if I know oh shit it's so fucking AWESOME.

A burrito will FUCK YOU UP, you don't want to mess with one. They are from MEXICO and you know how shit goes down there, you don't stand a fucking chance.

You might as well just give up now you little taco slut because you KNOW you ain't got shit on a fucking burrito.

Oh shit his cousin is a fucking Chimichanga so you KNOW that motherfucker means business oh fuck I think I just shit myself in fear for my life.

Fuck tacos.
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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #25 on: 05 Sep 2008, 03:27 »

Taco picture

Get inside my belly!!


Fucking pussys, burritos is where it's at.

They don't even NEED to fucking stand up, motherfuckers so hardcore they LIE there just waiting to get eaten so they can fuck you up from the inside.

They are probably full of DINOSAURS or some shit, fucked if I know oh shit it's so fucking AWESOME.

A burrito will FUCK YOU UP, you don't want to mess with one. They are from MEXICO and you know how shit goes down there, you don't stand a fucking chance.

You might as well just give up now you little taco slut because you KNOW you ain't got shit on a fucking burrito.

Oh shit his cousin is a fucking Chimichanga so you KNOW that motherfucker means business oh fuck I think I just shit myself in fear for my life.

Fuck tacos.


You made my day...seriously
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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #26 on: 05 Sep 2008, 03:37 »



Taco.... WIN!
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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #27 on: 05 Sep 2008, 03:43 »

Is a taco beating up a tortilla wrap. That is NOT a burrito. Like a coldd fajita.
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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #28 on: 05 Sep 2008, 03:50 »



TACO WINS!
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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #29 on: 05 Sep 2008, 04:37 »



I think I just broke the whole "no guns" rule or whatever :(
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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #30 on: 05 Sep 2008, 04:42 »

Considering you complained about Hannahs burrito...yours looks like an angry sponge.

HANNAH WINS
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« Reply #31 on: 05 Sep 2008, 04:42 »

oh no guys. I think that was the last straw. Taco's looking a bit green...




HE HULKED OUT!
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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #32 on: 05 Sep 2008, 04:44 »

Oh dear, i wouldnt even dare to eat that. Salmonella is such a nasty thing!
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« Reply #33 on: 05 Sep 2008, 04:55 »

Oh Dear, Hulk Taco is wreaking havoc, whatever shall TacoTown do?!



Not To Worry, Super Taco is here!
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« Reply #34 on: 05 Sep 2008, 05:00 »



You show that green bully, Super Taco!
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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #35 on: 05 Sep 2008, 05:03 »

Hannah seriously, let's move to somewhere where our love is legal.
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« Reply #36 on: 05 Sep 2008, 05:05 »



Thanks, Super Taco!!
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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #37 on: 05 Sep 2008, 05:06 »

Man, Friday night and I'm drawing tacos to post on the internet. I need another drink.
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« Reply #38 on: 05 Sep 2008, 07:19 »

Man this thread sucked so hard at the beginning, I was going to give up. But lucky for me, Hannah told me to keep going.

Now it is epic. Can we just cut of the first few posts?
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« Reply #39 on: 05 Sep 2008, 08:52 »

SuperTaco is fresh to the maxxx.
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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #40 on: 05 Sep 2008, 09:05 »

you guys can move to california. your love is legal here. and you could hang out with me. maybe bryan could come too. i think i remember him saying that he's all about lesbians anyway.
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« Reply #41 on: 05 Sep 2008, 09:14 »

Not to mention, Emilio and I are also definitely getting married there. Then divorced.

...then we are going to be on television as a hit new reality show.
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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #42 on: 05 Sep 2008, 11:54 »

I'm going to taco bell immediately.
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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #43 on: 05 Sep 2008, 12:18 »

I'm more for Chipotle myself, but I can seriously dig on some Mexican right about now.

...just not Fiesta Max.

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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #44 on: 05 Sep 2008, 13:36 »

They are probably full of DINOSAURS or some shit, fucked if I know oh shit it's so fucking AWESOME.

so excellent

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« Reply #45 on: 05 Sep 2008, 15:03 »

oh god, I can't stop laughing.  I think my throat may be closing up.
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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #46 on: 05 Sep 2008, 16:57 »

this is what the guys over at /b/ call 'epic win'!

damned if i know what it means, but i know i like it!

also, i remember reading that wigu strip when it was first posted and laughing so hard!

keep up the good work, veterans of anti-trolling.
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Re: Ohmygodtacoslol!!
« Reply #47 on: 05 Sep 2008, 17:08 »

FUCK TACOS ಠ_ಠ

Burritos bitch.
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