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Windy City
« on: 04 Aug 2008, 18:23 »

There's a Tornado warning.

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The National Weather Service in Chicago has issued a Tornado Warning for Northwestern Cook County in northeast Illinois, northwestern DuPage County in northeast Illinois and central Kane County in northeast Illinois until 8:00 p.m.

AT 724 PM...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE RADAR INDICATED STRONG 
ROTATION IN A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM NEAR ELBURN...MOVING EAST AT 53 MPH. 
THE TORNADO WILL BE NEAR WAYNE...DUPAGE AIRPORT...AND WEST CHICAGO BY 735 PM...BARTLETT...AND 6 MILES SOUTH OF STREAMWOOD BY 740 PM... 

TAKE COVER NOW! IF NO BASEMENT IS AVAILABLE...MOVE TO AN INTERIOR 

ROOM ON THE LOWEST FLOOR. MOBILE HOMES AND VEHICLES SHOULD BE ABANDONED FOR MORE SUBSTANTIAL SHELTER. AVOID WINDOWS! 

A Severe Thunderstorm Watch is in effect overnight tonight across the entire area including the city of Chicago.  Fox News Chicago Chief Meteorologist Amy Freeze says these storms could produce winds up to 70 mph, quarter size hail, and have the potential to create very heavy rainfall with localized flooding. 
 
A slow moving front is producing high heat index-- making it feel like the triple digits just to the south of Chicago.  The high heat and humidity with an unstable airmass are likely to lead to severe thunderstorms. The areas most likely to see strong storms are North of I-80 before 8 pm.  Then the strong storms spread in their area of coverage across the entire area.

Good luck! Hope everyone is safe and secure.
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Re: Windy City
« Reply #1 on: 04 Aug 2008, 18:54 »

Holy fuck is it ever raining here, that siren is one of the strangest noises I've ever heard too.

And as far as Canada goes. No.
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Re: Windy City
« Reply #2 on: 04 Aug 2008, 20:42 »

I'm about an hour north of Chicago. We've had a more or less unbroken chain of thunderstorms moving through here in the last 24 hours, but we've needed it. We haven't had rain in quite awhile. The tornadoes have stayed south of here though...

Oh, silly America and your hilariously destructive weather. I bet you wish you were Canada now!

Go live in Nunavut this winter, then mock America about its weather. 
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Re: Windy City
« Reply #3 on: 04 Aug 2008, 20:56 »

yes, I have a firm belief that--when given the choice between living in a place with a myriad of environmental variations and living in a perpetually frozen winter hellhole--the wise thing to do is generally to choose the variety.
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Re: Windy City
« Reply #4 on: 04 Aug 2008, 21:22 »

What the fuck is the matter with you people, it was thirty degrees Celsius here today.
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Re: Windy City
« Reply #5 on: 04 Aug 2008, 21:28 »

Do you live on Ellesmere Island?
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Re: Windy City
« Reply #6 on: 04 Aug 2008, 23:23 »

These days I can vouch for Canada. It is pretty nice there! I would rather be there than anywhere a tornado could reach.

Hey Chicago-ites, I don't care if your Internet is down. Find a way. Post here so we know you are okay, please.
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Re: Windy City
« Reply #7 on: 04 Aug 2008, 23:56 »

Tornadoes are fun! You hunker down in your basement with family and (sometimes) friends, and they rarely materialize. This part of the midwest--northern Illinois, all of Wisconsin and Minnesota--is on the edge of that "tornado alley" that runs down the middle of the country. We get them up here, but they hardly ever cause much damage. It's not like the ones you see in places like Kansas, Missouri, Iowa. So they're not really a problem.

And I was kidding. Canada's really nice. Actually, I love Alaska, at least during the summer. 80 degrees or so and 23 hours or sunlight. Perfect.
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Re: Windy City
« Reply #8 on: 05 Aug 2008, 03:03 »

Since the weather warnings appear to have been somewhat exaggerated, why not celebrate your survival by going to watch the Winnemac Electrons in their crucial second round play-off. They will be playing tonight at Maywood Park.

Go Electrons!
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Re: Windy City
« Reply #9 on: 05 Aug 2008, 04:01 »

Yay! Global warming!
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Re: Windy City
« Reply #10 on: 05 Aug 2008, 04:27 »

Whoa, hold on there. I just read an article all about tornadoes in the New Scientist that said with Global Warming there should actually be less storm systems that produce tornadoes. With that said they then went on to mention that the trend over the past couple of years has been for there to be more weaker tornadoes and slightly less of the stronger ones.
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Re: Windy City
« Reply #11 on: 05 Aug 2008, 04:36 »

The thing about trends is that they can always be bucked.
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Re: Windy City
« Reply #12 on: 05 Aug 2008, 05:57 »

The midwest has always had tornadoes, hence Tornado Alley.

Finally some rain has moved a little southeast from Chicago. I talked to my friend who lives an hour south of there last night and she didn't say anything about tornadoes, so I'm guessing they're okay.
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Re: Windy City
« Reply #13 on: 05 Aug 2008, 07:11 »

Hey Chicago-ites, I don't care if your Internet is down. Find a way. Post here so we know you are okay, please.

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Re: Windy City
« Reply #14 on: 05 Aug 2008, 07:15 »

 What the hell man we get Tornado warnings every damn day.
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Re: Windy City
« Reply #15 on: 05 Aug 2008, 07:17 »

Yeah but we like Chicago.
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« Reply #16 on: 05 Aug 2008, 07:30 »

 I think you would like Lakeland if you went there.
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Re: Windy City
« Reply #17 on: 05 Aug 2008, 10:12 »

Since the weather warnings appear to have been somewhat exaggerated, why not celebrate your survival by going to watch the Winnemac Electrons in their crucial second round play-off. They will be playing tonight at Maywood Park.

Rained out. Game 3 is rescheduled for tomorrow at 5:30pm in Maywood.

Go Electrons!
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Re: Windy City
« Reply #18 on: 05 Aug 2008, 20:35 »

Man this storm was entertaining! You Americans really know how to go all out when it comes to crazy weather. It was pretty much lightning continually and all, and lots of loud noises. Apparently the sirens do not regularly go off this close to the city.

And then today it was 25 or so degrees. That is pretty much more variation than comes in a year back home in the space of twelve hours.
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Re: Windy City
« Reply #19 on: 06 Aug 2008, 14:57 »

My internet has been working for all of five minutes now, hello! I am ok but the basement was severely flooded and several things were ruined, including most of the food in the fridge.
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« Reply #20 on: 06 Aug 2008, 16:22 »

What the hell man we get Tornado warnings every damn day.

Quoted for truth.  I was at work at an adjoining county Sheriff's Office when the Greensburg tornado hit.  I still get chills driving through there.  Hope all is well.
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Re: Windy City
« Reply #21 on: 11 Aug 2008, 07:09 »

That was an intense electrical storm, but my power didn't go out once and none of the tornadoes actually touched down.

At least we don't get hurricanes/typhoons in Chicago.
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Re: Windy City
« Reply #22 on: 13 Aug 2008, 15:31 »



It was pretty spectacular.

I'm still alive, btw.
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Re: Windy City
« Reply #23 on: 13 Aug 2008, 15:32 »

Emilio, you owe me $10.
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Re: Windy City
« Reply #24 on: 13 Aug 2008, 15:34 »

Yeah...and you owe me ten quid as well. Remember thjat time you said you'd give me ten pounds? Give me ten pounds.
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« Reply #25 on: 13 Aug 2008, 15:38 »

Ten pounds is a lot of pesos, mano.
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Re: Windy City
« Reply #26 on: 13 Aug 2008, 15:41 »

You should take it in yen.
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« Reply #27 on: 13 Aug 2008, 15:42 »

But...but...but he said he's give me ten pounds no strings attached.

I'm sticking to my story! the only thing that will unstick me is ten pounds.
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« Reply #28 on: 13 Aug 2008, 15:51 »

Wait, you can be bribed to do things for ten pounds? Cool!
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« Reply #29 on: 13 Aug 2008, 16:08 »

CHICAGOOOOOOOOOO, BITTER AS WE BUUUUUUUURNNNNNNNN!!!!!
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« Reply #30 on: 13 Aug 2008, 18:26 »

This has nothing to do with weather, but just so you know, Kanye is bringing Fatburger to Chitown.
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